>finished school >got a non-meme diploma >honours graduate

>>38197639

Boohoo OP, It's almost like most of us aren't in the exact same position as you.

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>>38197639
"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHOW UP, SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER, AND SHAKE HIS DAMN HAND, CHAMP."

>>38197639
Where did you go to school?

Degree?

I went to UC Riverside

BA in political science

Mostly part time jobs or unemployed since graduating in 2011. I had a full time job for 8 months making a dollar above minimum wage before my job was contracted out and I got laid off

>>38197872
I went to school for IT, in the most respected one in my province. I was pretty confident this wouldn't happen considering I did so well.

>>38197998
WHAT UNIVERSITY OR SCHOOL DID YOU ATTEND!!!

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>>38197872

>BA in political science
>unemployed or working part-time

What did you expect, anon?

Anyway, I have a shitty meme degree and work for the government. I make like 6 dollars above minimum wage, so I'm not doing much better than you. It also took me like 2 years to finally find a job. Similar degree, too.

I'd be in a better financial state if I'd just become a NEET after high school. College was literally the most horrible decision of my life, and remembering that I have a student loan balance at all reminds me of what a fucking loser I am.

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Your handshake wasn't firm enough

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>>38198017
ANON WHY DOES THAT MATTER

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Everyone hates you for not being cool enough.

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>>38197998
>province

Fucking Leaf, just tell Trudeau to send you free money, what do you need job for in Canada? If he says no threaten to beat him up and watch the canabucks roll in.

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>>38197639

"Son,did you give him a firm handshake?"

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>graduate from top local university
>years of related internships and mcdicks tier employment on resume
>most qualified at every fucking interview
>eye contact, firm handshake and non greentext speak
>chad still gets the job because his dad knows a guy

Hard work is a meme

>applied to only a dozen jobs

pleb. I graduated with a diploma in a health care field that was supposed to be really easy to get a job in. 6 months and literally hundreds of applications later, I get the joy of living on EI benefits.

Fuck you.

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>>38197639
>didn't finsih school
>never got an interview in my entire life
>twenty eight
>mfw

>>38198048
>why does that matter
oh boy

>>38198048
Your school probably isn't as good as you think it is.

Only people I know with careers went to US top 50 universities .

>>38197639
>IT a non meme diploma
Should've went computer science faggot git gud

>>38197639
>>apply to a dozen jobs
Are you doing follow up calls or are you just throwing you resume out there and expecting them to contact your lazy ass?

>>38197639
Only safe degree in existence is accounting. It's like being a chad career wise, everyone wants you

>>38198507
Thats so untrue.

You cant just major in accounting. You have to have tons of internships, volunteer experience, go to a half decent university, and so on.

Otherwise you'll be a temp working for $15/hour if you're lucky.

>He thought something that wasn't Computer Science or engineering wasn't a meme degree.

You've goofed

>>38198584
There's literally no such thing as a meme degree if you get internships and work experience, however everything is a meme degree if you don't bother to get those.

>>38198539
t. broke STEM fag trying to make himself feel better about passing on a real degree

>>38198584
>computer science
>a real degree in 2017
LOL

Construction Management major reporting in

Guaranteed to get employment after graduation since we're in high demand. Feels good mane

>>38198319
I learned this on the hard way as well anon
it hurts like a fucking hell when you notice hard work is a fucking meme