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Need some advice, m8s >Go to Home Depot daily for lunch

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Need some advice, m8s

>Go to Home Depot daily for lunch and/or dinner.
>Cutie 3.14 cashier has begun to notice me
>every time I come in she smiles, says hi, and asks how my day is going
>I think she likes me
>She always has a Mickey Mouse pin on her uniform

I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to Disneyland for us and surprise her? I think it's a good way to show her how nice I am and it's a good way to start a relationship. What do you guys think?
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I think that's a terrible idea and who the fuck goes to Home Depot for lunch and or dinner?
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>>38190905
no, you have a 1/1000 chance of that working.

>ask her out
>go to watch a disney movie or something childish (take her to a theme park or something)
>ask her if shes ever been to disneyland
>then date her for another week or 2. then ask if she wants to go to disneyland.
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>>38190905
That's a stupid idea, but I'm more concerned with why you're going to the Home Depot for lunch/dinner
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Since she works at home depot, get her a flower! Get a petunia from the garden section for like 89c. Ask for her help at the self-checkout, then after you pay hand it to her and smile and jog away. She'll think it's cute!
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>>38190986
Can't tell if I'm autistic or not, but it actually sounds like a good idea.
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>>38190905
does home depot sell food other than candy bars and powerade?
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tasty b8 m8 but ive seen b8 before and i am not one to be h00ked twice
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>>38191027
Tommatoes
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>>38190905
summer sure is cool.
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>Go to Home Depot for luch/dinner

are you retarded
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>>38190986
>jog away
Your spaghetti is spilling
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>>38191011
This only works if you are attractive otherwise it'll come off as autistic. Try asking her about her pin and start a conversation with that
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>Go to home depot every day for lunch and dinner
explain
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>>38190905
Thats jumping the gun wayyyy too much she will instantly think youre some weirdo if you do that.
Try talking to her about disney or something and work up to disneyland
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OP has finally done it. He's finally going to collect enough (You)'s with his dietary habits to awaken lord kek.
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>>38190905
You can't fool me op.
This copypasta isn't old enough.
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>>38191027
>>38191035
pumpkin seeds too
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