Guess ill tell the time where i learned that i am forever a robot

>>38188453
You think that's bad?
>1 year of college
>7/10 turbo autist
>girl seems into me
>we hit it off
>talk to each other everyday
>one day she invites me to her house
>she wants to have some sexy time
>when she is about to take her clothes off I confess my undying love for her

Needless to say, sexy time didn't escalate from there like I thought it would

>>38188576

At least youve been invited over

>>38188576
>>38188453

Tough luck anons, maybe it'll happen next time. If there is a next time.

Are you serious?

Acting like a spaz with girls when you're young now qualifies one as a robot?

>>38188612

She even sent me nudes but I deleted them because I took advice from a fucking 9gag meme.

>>38188627
If it stays like this until you're 20+ then yes

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I guess ill add an update before i sleep and hope i dont wake up

>Be me
>In grade 10 now
>In english class which contains the same girl who i said yes to then didnt speak to
>For some reason our teacher who got fired the next year is having us state our opinions on certain things by having us walk to one side of the classroom
>The idea of wingmen comes up
>All of class go to the yes side
>I alone go to the no side
.I am asked why by teacher
>I said because it can confuse the person
>Girl speaks up and insults me in front of whole class
>even teacher is laughing
>Girl knew in the end she won
>I not only looked like a loser for being the only 1 on one side, but i was also humiliated

Time for a great rest

>>38188764
>spunj
I loved to watch his streams when he was still in Renegades.
Only reason I supported Renegades was because of Spunj and Havoc.

>>38188627
^^^^^^^^^


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I can't read "signals" and if I do I ignore it because I'd rather be a virgin than a creep.