>operator girl: "Have a nice evening! :)))" >me:

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> enter gym
> female at desk holds up scanner
> search my big dirty holey gym bag for 5 straight minutes
> finally find my gym card
> put card up to scanner wrong side up
> "whoops heh heh"
> turn card right side up
> female scans my card
> smiles and tells me to have a good workout
> "y-you t-too..."

>>38188264
You don't even understand the y-you too meme you fucking idiot.

>Are you working out?

>>38188264
i always say thanks you too if someone who is working says that to me, i don't feel awkward about it, because they could still have a nice day at work or a shit day at work...

>>38188264
What? That works fine there, it's only stupid when you say it if it applies to something you both know they won't be doing.

>>38188264
that is fine, telling someone to have a nice evening/ enjoy the rest of their day is good. its weird if it goes like this

>at movies
>ticket lady says enjoy the movie
>y-you too

>Buy goods
>"Thank you and hope to see you again"
>Y-you too
Still dying tbqh

>>38189406
were they someone you hope to see again?

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>>38188771
>>38189263
>>38189321
>>38189381
thanks, I feel so stupid now

You guys know nothing of shame yet
>getting a blowjob
>girl says "your jizz tastes weird"
>I-I know
>I fucking know
I died right then and there

>>38189426
no, I just wanted to buy coke and get out of there.

>>38189493
>tfw you have to cumkiss your gf so she doesn't think you're an autist
>tfw this is precisely why she thinks you're an autist.