>at checkout isle of grocery store
>6/10 stacey is ringing my stuff up
>lunchables
>go-gurt
>fruit gushers
>frozen smuckers pp&j sandwiches
>chocolate milk
>stacey asks me how old my child is
>tell her I don't have a child
>she looks at me like I'm a freak
>don't talk to her again, pay, and leave
Am I a man child?
>>38183928
No, you just have good taste that a roastie can't understand.
>>38183928
>no chicken product
>mfw
>>38184231
I was planning on getting some nugs on the way back.
>>38184257
Sure, sure. That should be your first selection.Followed by dipping sauce (thousand island)
>mfw
>>38184332
BBQ or nothing at all.
man i gotta buy me some gushers its been too long
>>38184332
Sweet and sour is the master race of all dipping sauces
is chocolate milk the most robot drink?
>>38186335
Nothing washes down tendies better.
>>38186335
Pepsi is the most robot drnk because robots are fat and addicted to soda but probably more than half avoid Pepsi because of the pepsi normie meme and switched to coca cola which originally was the normie cola
>>38186303
Totally, Nothing beats the sweet and the hint of sour with the breading of the tendies.
>>38186563
>Not Dunkin with hunts ketchup mixed with tabasco in 2017
You are a failed normie is what you are
No, It means you know good snacks.
Side note. Dunkaroos, Yop, and Pizza Pops are a must.
>>38186578
>Ketchup
>mixed with tobasco
How could you do that to your tendies? What is wrong with you?
I'm a robot and all I eat lately is baguettes cut in half with pizza sauce and cheese then I microwave it.
When the bread gone I might the cheese with cooked ramen and try that and eat with ketchup ree
>>38186578
Was one of your parents white and one mexican?
Should of asked that cunt to go get her manager for that god damn glare she gave you. Don't put up with that shit OP she is a cashier at the grocery store and has no place judging you even if she doesn't say anything to you about it you can tell she is thinking it.
Get that whore fired OP. Give me her name, and the grocery store you went you and I'll have that cunt fired asap.
>>38183928
Like omg like guys like look like that's like child food and stuff because other people say that's like you're not supposed to like eat it past like a certain age and stuff, yet that guy did, omg like I have to vocally show how much I like disdain that and stuff because uhhhhhhhh durr
Staceys are literally mentally challenged
>>38183928
>no capri sun
>no chips
>no fruit roll ups
you did it wrong
>>38186742
Nigga, lunchables come with capri sun.
>>38186726
No but you're kind of on the right track but I don't want to talk about it I just love spicy
Even sweet baby Ray's bbq with extra hot sauce is delish and I used to drown pizza rolls in Tabasco too yum
>>38186769
if they dont come with kit kat, it's not worth it..
>>38186786
Some do, but the fuckers who make lunchables don't put them with every food combo.
Some come with nerds. Who the fuck wants nerds?
>>38183928
You're an adult OP
If you want to buy that stuff with your own goddamn money, then go ahead and fucking do it.
Why do you care what some random chick thinks?
>>38186806
Lunchables is like MREs for five year olds ???
Why adult eats this like five dollars for 200kcal
>>38186769
>not buying a pack of 6 and chugging it down
think again nigga. lunchables dont fill up a big boy like me
>>38186966
>chugging down capri suns
>not danimal's
you could have a little brother or a cousin or a nephew or any other little kid you live with or give food to, yet the roasty toasty could think no further than
>hurr he has no kid wut a freeko
that must be why they work at a fucking grocery store!
>>38186991
>danimals
>not nesquick
>>38187096
C'mon bro. Nothing beats those good old Danimals yogurt smoothies from when you were a kid and drinking 3 or more of them since they're made for children.
Nesquik is good though.
>>38184257
You didn't mention the nugs though in the original post anon
>>38184332
>thousand island sauce
>Nuggies
>Not tendies with aioli and/or chilli
>>38187135
I get my nugs fresh never frozen.
>>38186578
>Not using lemon and garlic to garnish tendies
>>38186806
who the fuck wants a sour ass grape candy after eating some dank lunchables? What is even wrong with them?
>>38187183
But you should have mentioned you were getting fresh nugs after the shop.
Don't worry anon, i still believe you
>>38187193
Making tendys fancy ruins the point of them
Reddit found this thread, I feel violated.
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6ljp05/anon_is_a_manchild/
>>38187457
>going on reddit in the first place
Fucking kill yourself and go back, in that order.
What are you doing on reddit you shitstain????
>>38187571
To see if someone posted it to feed my ego.
>>38186546
It was always Dr pepper dumbass newfag. Years ago we had threads about it.
>>38187767
Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper
Deal with it.
>>38187778
>they're being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian again
Sigh.
>>38187841
Mr. Pibb has that spicy flavor that Dr. Pepper will NEVER have
>>38184332
>(thousand island)
DROPPED