he he he I made a poopy in my pants and now my mommy has to clean

>>38182183
Enjoy having no good boy points

>>38182183
Some of this shit is downright bone chilling.

>>38182256
This ain't shit, boy. Go back to r/eddit f you can't stand the heat.

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>>38182395
Then show me your worst, wizard. If it's bad enough I'll leave your self-defeatist shithole here forever.

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>>38182183
>alarm goes off
>"REEEE REEE REEE, oh, it's just my alarm"
>bitch mom forces me to have one so i don't sleep past 1
>remember it's tendie tuesday
>a smug grin cracks into my face
>heave 460lb body out of bed and zoom down stairs
>catch mummy just as she's about to leave
>"MUMMY IT'S TENDIE TUESDAY GET ME TENDIES OR YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME AGAIN"
>she winces and sheds a tear knowing how close she was
>"a-anon, i'm already late i have to go or mr. sheckleburg wil-"
>she already sees me nervously whining
>"sorry anon i have to go"
>charge her but the bitch dodges and flees to her room and locks the door
>i run up to it and pound on it
>YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, BITCH YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR ABUSING YOU LITTLE BOY REEEEEEE WHEN I GET IN THERE YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME, BITCH!? DEAD!
>pass out from too much exercise

should i continue?

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>>38182440
please continuessssssssss

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>>38182488
>wake up, she's gone
>groan, scream and tear the carpet out as i lay on the floor in despair
>plan to get back at her with what little sense i have in my primal rage
>through that idea out, decide if i play nice boy she'll reward me with tendies
>put blanket over torn carpet outside her room
>through piss bottles out
>here the door jiggling
>put on my best good boy smile and wait for her to open it
>two cops walk in with her
>"that him?"
>"yes, take him away please for god's sake"
>teehee! who are these men, mommy?
>trying to contain the rage in me
>"yer gonna come with us son?"
>cry and kick but they muscle me to the car anyway
>a week passes and i stay in an institute
>have to go to a trail, they make me dress funny
>court ruled that i was innocent and had me plea insanity
>get to go home with mommy and she gets a fee for owning degenerate weed
>give her the papowee of a life time when we get home
>her head cracked on the tile floor and she wouldn't get up
>eventually the landlord came and found her
>authority's find me hiding behind couch, crying
>get sent to a home with other mental people
>they don't have tendies here
>mfw

>>38182738
Poor mummy, I think she kind of deserved it though.