>tfw no fembot to take the breakfast to her bed >tfw no

Hate to break it to you OP, but no girls actually want any of this.

They just want to be beaten, strangled and rough throat fucked by Chad.

>>38181686
I'll take up the offer anon

>>38181759
Guy in a relationship of five years here, you're full of shit

>>38181759
Please anon don't break my dreams..thats rude..
>>38181833
Are you a female(female)tho? If yes talk a little about yourself.

>>38181850
Shitposter on r9gay, you're full of shit

>>38181881
My GF isn't into any rough shit other than a light slap on the ass once in a while and she does a lot of cute / lovey-dovey stuff with me along the lines of what's described in the OP. Tell me more about how all women want the same violent Chad, you autist.

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>>38181686
>tfw no cutie bf to do all of the above

>>38181949
W-we can try it anon!

Im not as cute as a chad but still somehow cute, dont tell me you arent female please..

>>38181982
Do you have discord? We could chat on there

>>38181997
Y-yeah I do, but I wont share here, you can email me here instead and I'll share it!

[email protected]

>>38182019
Ah yeah, forgot to say I'm OP

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You can only count with yourself in this world.

>>38181833

W-where do you happen to live?

>>38181857
I am a female (female), I enjoy vidya, dumb jokes, and reading. I live in the States, I like pop songs, and I'm about a 6-7/10 depending on who you ask. Tell me about you

>>38182118
In the States. Where do you live?

>>38182251

Ohh, I'm way across the Atlantic, myself.

>>38182225
Uhm? Ive already described myself in my first post(OP)?

That's how I am really, clingy, romantic, passionate, supportive, etc. I'm not a neet or something like that if you're wondering. Post songs and we'll see, would you be willing to try LDR tho..?

>>38182225
>>38182287
And btw I've been rated 6-7/10 too, though I think I am not that cute, just a little bit, I don't know, thats why I said "kinda cute"

>>38182251
>>38182270

Buuuut there's nobody from this rainy country I'm from over on /r9k/ anyway, ever, so.. You want to keep talking a bit?

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>tfw no fembot to kiss on the forehead

>tfw no fembot to pat on the head because I'm a tall lanklet

>tfw no fembot to give my hoodies and other clothes to

>tfw no fembot to carry around

>tfw no fembot to massage their shoulders and back and neck

>tfw no fembot to talk about degenerate world and laugh at them as we live together as pure people

>tfw no fembot to hug and hold hands with

>tfw no fembot to console when she is upset

>tfw no fembot to get into tickle wars

>tfw no fembot to spend time together even in our dreams when we are asleep

>tfw no fembot to make us feel comfortable and satisfied in the world just by each other's presence, and nothing else seems to matter

>tfw I thought I was going to have all of this until she broke up with me

I just want a fembot to give me this hope again. It's so painful to think you are so close, and then it gets taken away at of the blue.

>>38182384
You're not OP. You're just thirsty stealing the moment. Pathetic, OP is too, but at least he was original.

>>38181930
That's real cute but if a proper Chad came along and put the moves on her, she'd drop your ass in a second.

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tfw no gf who enjoys going to thrift stores and hiking around the cemetery

my wants are very simple

>>38182415

Where the fuck do you think you are, anon

>>38181997
Whyd you block me? it was just a joke..im really sorry, please unblock me..

>>38182449
Yeah, nah. You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>38182577
Sad loneliness. :( I'm sorry, anon.

>>38182616
I was just kidding..please unblock me to start again, I'm an idiot..

>>38181686
>fembot
Fuck off with this trash meme you subhumans

>>38182639
I'm not the person that blocked you.

>>38182662
oh..well if you're reading this please forgive me it was nothing but a joke..

>>38181686
>tfw no fembot to put love above sex, knowing both are important in a relationship
Beautiful, OP. All robots I've met here are degens who only want to get their penis wet

>>38182762
Are you female female?

origigi

>>38182647
I really want a fembot gf anon

>>38182687
Lmao, what did you say dude?

>>38182829
yes but thats not important

>>38183359
It is important cause I want to date you. Im not like the other robots as you said

>>38183434
No you dont want to date me, you just want me to make you feel better about yourself and i could do that. But i would have to lie and manipulate you, thats how relationships work and i dont want to do those things. Besides, i wouldnt punish you with my stupid self

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>>38182762
You added a bunch of cyborgs/failed normies, real robots don't actively seek relationships, barely use discord because of group chatting and would not participate in gf/bf threads, or add a fembot/female for dating

>>38183515
Yes I want t date you, I want you to make you feel better as much as you are willing to make me feel better too, because THAT IS ONE OF THE FUNDAMENTAL THINGS in a relationship, improve as a couple and support eachother. If you'd love you wouldn't be lying, cause when you love someone there is no need to lie or manipulateas you said, THAT is how realtionships really work, what you said is not a relation ship, it's nothin. With your self? Didn't I say that one of the fundamental things is improve as couple, both mentally and phisically? Your stupid self is included there, and also mine.

So now, Do you want to try it out?

What I have to offer is mostly described here >>38181686

What about you?

>tfw no bf to give massages to
>tfw no bf to spoon when its cold
>tfw no bf who pretends he likes how my shitty baked treats taste
>tfw no bf to gib head pats
>tfw no bf to cook with
>tfw no bf to visit arcades with
>tfw no bf to play our own seperate video games with together in the same room
>tfw no bf to wake up early and snuggle with before work
>tfw no bf to try out new fetishes with
>tfw no bf to drown in kisses and attention

>>38183708
:O are you a female who was born female at least?

I could be that bf you really want!!!!!

>>38183708

>tfw no gf to make breakfast and food
>tfw no gf who clings on to you for warmth
>tfw no gf who laughs at your silliest jokes
>tfw no gf to hold hands with
>tfw no gf to take out to dinner
>tfw no gf to just go out on walks
>tfw no gf to talk about vidya and not have her eyes roll
>tfw no gf to wake up next to every day
>tfw no gf to be honest about your kinks
>tfw no gf to love and hold and be content with

>>38183769
My heart hurts, anon
Bad feels

>>38183828
drop me your contact and lets talk about our future, future gf

>>38183828
>>38183769

And mine aches. Where do you even live?

>>38183769
>>38183728
Which place in the earth are you in?

>>38183708
Awwwww I want that too, location? Contact?

I'll be a good boyfriend!!!!!!

>>38183708
>>38183769
Hey it's me, Do yo want to talk out of 4chan?

>tfw no Finnish fembot to share the loneliness

>>38183708
willing to get married with me? How old are you? I'm cute will you date me?

>>38183708
>>38183769
Email me.

[email protected]

>>38183972

I'm >>3813769 and not >>3813728 but I'm Dutch. You?

>>38183769
Woaahhhh I really fit with that, what is your contact info????

All these thirsty ass replies after the original reply lol

>>38184081

I-I guess you can email me at [email protected], and we'll see how that goes?

>>38184080
Ah yes you're the 23 yo gay Dutch guy