itt: weird and otherwise autistic things you commit on a daily

>make weird chirping noises
>sing weird songs to my pets
>change the letters of their names around
>air drums when i'm on public transportation
>pretend things matter 10 times more than they do while i'm at work


idk man i do so much spergy shit i can't sit here and make a list

>fart hard and a little poo grease comes out
>stall for hours on going to the bathroom to wipe the doodie oil out between the cleft of my buttocks
why am i like this

>>38181428
>I do this weird breathing thing that I cant explain
>move my jaw side to side to where my teeth hit each other to the beat of songs
> ^ that shit is loud but i do it without notice
>sometimes I am into a song playing in my head so much I day dream for a couple seconds, when I get back to reality I wonder to myself if I accidentally sang or hummed out loud.
>play with my phone in my hand, rolling it around
>pick out people in public who look like they would visit boards like /soc/ /fit/ /r9k/ or /tv/
>think about spontaneously just getting up in public and playing out a scenario where there is a shooter/ I am the shooter.
>think about odd ways to make lots of money, even if it includes crime

I could go on

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>>38181428
>farting in public is now autistic
>

>>38181428
>gag exactly 3 times when brushing teeth
>dont even need to touch back of tongue

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>>38181779
>implying farting loudly and openly isn't autisteric