>"anon, I am driving you to Walmart and you're going

>>38179699
They recently started stocking Halo Top at my Walmart. I bought a few to help confirm that they made the right decision. Fuck Arctic Zero.

Gets me everytime, thanks OP.

>>38179699
Hey I'm going to try and get a construction job tommorow any advice?

>>38179699
But Dad, I already have a career as a drug dealer. Why do i need to work at Walmart?

>>38180159
You stare at the manager for some firm 24 seconds, approach him and clench his hands as hard as you can

>>38179699
Hey dad... How do I look people in the eye and not be awkward and start nervously trembling while shaking the managers hand?

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IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38179699
I seriously hate it when people do this at my job.

It's 2017, applying for jobs ANYWHERE is all online now. I haven't had a paper application since 2012 when I worked in a bird store that barely had a website or a digital cash register.

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>"No son of mine will stock shelves for a living I will disown you if you're not a lawyer or doctor"

>>38180203
Is this fool proof?

>>38180209
>"Good job Champ, you're right, it doesn't work that way! You have to go to the computer next to the customer service counter to submit your application, then you have the employee there page the manager to come to the counter, THEN you give the ol' so-and-so a firm handshake! Now go get 'em, Tiger!"

I think supportive dad meme is exactly what r9k needs on a regular basis....
Next meme should be unconditionally accepting mother.

>>38180299
>supportive dad
it's interesting that you think that that's what this is.

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>>38180299
>"anon I am so proud you could come out as transgender to me, I have always wanted a daughter! I will drive you to the DR office tomorrow and we'll get you on hormones and then we'll go dress shopping!"

>>38180334
unconditionally-accepting, not also-trans

>local shop needs an assistant
>go in
>do you have a degree in hospitality and 3 years experience
Kill me please