ITT: most autistic things you did as a kid >climbed chain

>>38179218
Everybody is a dumbass at 6 yrs old, i wouldnt worry about these things too much anon

>>38179463
>2nd grade
>6 years old

You what

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>>38179218
>used to press my palm against my ears repeatedly because it made fart noises
>got tinnitus

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>>38179218
>Sucked all my friends dicks and had cock obsession in general
>Had friend give me a hand job
>Had friend fondle my nads
>Put flacid benis in friends buttcheeks

I was a gay little kid

>math test 2nd grade
>teacher says if we don't know a question just put a smile face down and it's not wrong
>ten mins later I can't do a word problem
>look at teacher and smile as wide as I can for a long time but nothing happens
>Moved into special education two weeks later

>>38180564
And are you now 100% straight?

>fucked my dad's playboy magazines and got papercuts on my boidick.

And that's how my porn addiction started out.

>>38180683
this is an old greentext. you didn't do that or make this.

>>38180779
>The moment a young boy learns what the word copypasta means

>>38179218
>Be me in 5th grade
>Friend is chasing some 2nd grader who stole his glove
>Catch 2nd grader as he runs by me so my friend can get him
>2nd grader's 4th grade brother drop kicks me in the back Jap Pearl Harbor style
>Hit hard on blacktop
>Complete psychotic break
>Beat 4th grader half to death
>Recess lady, two other female teachers can't get me off of him
>A male teacher has to come help
>Dragged away literally slobbering
>Keep trying to get free, and get back to trying to kill kid
>Locked in nurse's office to save kid and others from harm
>Totally destroy office like Charles Foster Kane
>Psychotic break ends
>Whoa that was neat
>Everyone fears me for years

>used to play a game in elementary shcool where i would run around with bunch of guys and chase girls with our lips trying to kiss them. Ended up daily playing this game with a group of chicks. Was basiclly glorified tag. Didnt get my first kiss till my sophmore year

>>38180911
>tfw too slow and/or goes to school with Jesse Owens niggahs

>>38180715
I anally masturbate to the thought of getting pegged and fingered by straight women, so I honestly don't know...

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>used to ply hump tag with all male friends in elementary school.
>basically normal tag except when you caught someone you had to pretend to violate them anally
>mfw that one kid would just stand there bent over waiting to get caught

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>>38180564
Such degeneracy, Jesus Christ.

>>38181152
I was like 7-12 when this happened m8 it's not like I was into weird shit back then I think I just didn't know what gay was.

But yea I have no idea why I ever thought to do any of that stuff.

>>38181152
>r9k posters calling things degenerate
?

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>>38181248
>7 to 12
>7 to
>7

Dude, am I the only one who didn't even know what any of that stuff was at 7 years old? I was too busy making paper dolls and riding my bike. Didn't know what sex was till I was like 9.

>>38180835
That's fucking cool dude

>>38181446
Like I said, I have no idea where I learned that shit from. I remember almost nothing from my childhood except for flashes of gay shit so your guess is as good as mine

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>>38181375
Shit, the jig is up.