A cute fat girl is massaging me since yesterday and always asks

>>38177491
Stop bragging. Anyway, you should try to fuck her. I would love a cute fat girl to message and also fuck

>>38177521
i love it too actually but u know what i mean dude

Tell that succubus to choke on your fat sword. Griffith is gonna have to do better than that if he wants to defeat you.

>>38177491
Just do it the old fashion way and write "The usual :winkyface: followed by a black sun from whatsapp

It'll confuse her and she'll think you're a mysterious boi.

Once you're done with her you can lift the secret when she asks again, by adding a dick of you masturbating to your imaginary girlfriends.

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>>38177925
kek
ill srsly do that

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>>38177925
turns out it's a moon

+ I really outdid myself with that "by adding a dick" bit.

Time to get a bit of sleep, friendo

>>38177491
That's a long time to be massaging. I hope she took a break.

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>>38178037
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH U ARE SO FUNNY DUDE HHAHAHAHAHAH

>>38177491
where did you find her, originally

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>>38178437
Met her in music class a year ago
and shes texting me on instagram

>>38178492
figures. why dont you hurry up and fuck her so you can do something other than bragging on here

wowee screencapping the you without being asked, that's very courteous anon

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>>38178537
yeah i probably should though im not sure if she has a bf bc she had one when i was with her in music class

im so beta that i dont wanna waste my time with just fucking one but also i proably will never get such a chance again kek

>>38177491
You don't have to answer every text you get. Just answer when you feel like it.

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>>38178669
i dont
but i cant let my cute fatty wait too long though

>>38178378
Why did you have to use Underdog art, the most triggering manga ever written fuck you and your family

>>38178617
DON'T DO IT FATTIES ARE BATTY

>>38177491
Uhh. Just tell her about your day, you mong. Do you know how lucky you are that you can get a cute belly GF?