How can someone Iike me get a pure, loyal, virgin, angel conservative

Lose a bit of weight, grow a beard, and get a decent haircut

Lose weight, get a pair of glasses that look good, get a better haircut, finally (and this is the most important) stop going on 4chan. Seriously. 4chan corrupts your soul and changes your outlook on life which give you an abrasive personality.

>>38174360
Oh god, I hope that's not really you because that monster is hideous and far beyond any hope of improvement

>>38174360
Here we have the average /pol/ poster. Disgusting to say the least. Lol

>>38174360
Straight out from moms locked basement

>>38174439
But he in computer science

>>38174360
Damn Crimson Chin.

>>38174360
Get contacts, buzz your hair, drink plenty of water and take care of your skin, lift weights. Facial hair may or may not help.

>>38174414
Also get rid of face grease, acne and blush. Get contacts, hideous fucking glasses.

>>38174360
powerball, twice.

Stop giving advice to an years old picture you newfags

>>38174360
Endless amounts of money.

>>38174728
That's the most recent one I have. She wants me to send her a new one but

>>38174772
Fucking smile man. And raise the camera above your head. If you can, use a snapchat filter, they make everyone look good.

Just be yourself man, maybe get a haircut

>>38175159
How come Chads dont use filters?

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>>38175159
AIright is this better?

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Yea try again faggot

>>38175772
So would you fuck me or naw

>>38174360
Bruh what the FUCK is that at the bottom right of us lip

juss beee yorself

>>38176086
Can you answer >>38175931

>>38175772
>>37842102
u've been pwned scrub