"No one cared who I was until I pulled myself up by my bootstraps

i have a sharpie in my ass dad

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>>38169393
"Or perhaps he's wondering why he should hire you, before you've developed a proper handshake..."

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>>38169383
kek idc what anyone says i love this meme

how can you even get a job in today's economy though?

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>>38169584
"And you think this excuse gives you a reason not to?"

>>38169629
there is just no way I would even be able to

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>>38169656
DRIVING YOU AROUND TOWN TO GET A JOB -- WITH NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS ABOUT IT

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>>38169661
Gladly.... but only AFTER I finish this cup of joe, we each must be true to his own rules. *Sluuuuurrrrp*

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>>38169675
"M-Mr. P-pepe, s-sir. My name is A-anon, and I want to w-work here. Is now a good time to t-talk?
[extends hand nervously]"

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>>38169684
Mmm, *siiiiip* Oh hello, son.... Normally people don't talk to me while there still is coffee in this cup *jiggles mug* because of health and safety concerns.

Let's just get a grip of that hand there *tightly squeezes the teen's limp hand* So, you looking to fill the role of secretary??

Hahaha, well I've got some work to do, please apply on line if you are interested and we'll let you know....

*sssiiiiiiiip*

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>my dad comes into the surgery
>says I need to pull myself up by the bootstraps, show a little initiative and apply for a better job
>already knows where to apply
>wants me to give the manager a firm handshake
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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>>38169569
This tbqh absolutely ded

>>38169584
with a firm handshake, sport

>>38169719
*knocks cup out of your hand*
*looks you straight in the eye with a menacing gaze*
*shakes your hand so hard it dislocates your arm*
"job pls"

>>38169383
that was funny, do it again

>>38169383
when did this meme happen? whats the deal with it?

But Dad I already have a job with the mercenary, the masked man.

>>38172566
while you were wasting the day, some of us used a decent amount of elbow grease, put our mind to it and decided to force a meme

>>38169383
If I didn't get a job, would you die?

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>>38173213
"It would be extremely painful..."

[looks at you with hate in his eyes]

>>38170041
top fucking lel blox

>>38173241
You're a big dad

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>>38173336
"For you."

[menacingly]