I've just made fake chad account and i set up a date with

Roastie is going to get toastie

>>38169004
Poor girl. You are a horrible person anon

top kekku

do this to as many girls as you can and ruin tinder

>>38169810
original beta cuck detected

>>38169004
Dobra robota wojaku.

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>>38169004
Can you post pictures of said Chad? I would like to create a chad profile too but IDK how to find realistically amateur taken pictures.

>>38169004
BECOME THE NEXT CATFISH MAN OP, THE HERO WE NEED

She looks wholesome

I never understand why you guys go through so much effort to create a catfishing account. Why not create your own instead? You could get laid easily.

>>38169810
Go fuck yourself. If she is that easy to get alone that's bad enough, but that easy to fuck? She deserves to be stood up or disappointed.

Maybe she will learn one of the many, many life lessons she should already know from this situation.

>>38169948
>Why not create your own instead? You could get laid easily
Go away normalfag/roastie dumbass

>>38169948
Lol, nope. Tinder never got me anything other than morbidly obese golddiggers and single moms (also obese).

I don't mind a girl being overweight but if she is more than 100 lbs than me then it's a problem. The health issues alone are a relationship killer.

>>38169944
she looks wholesome and she just agreed to get naked for some hot guy she talked to for five seconds

>>38169975
Explain why, using a fake profile will get matches, but doing the same with your own wouldn't?

>>38169992
>she just agreed to get naked for some hot guy she talked to for five seconds

So? It's 2017. Are you some kinda bigot?
It's her body

>>38169980
Your profile was shitty without a doubt, with a shitty picture.

>>38170014
You are the same butthurt libtard faggot from all the pedotube threads aren't you?

Go away junior. This board isn't for you. If you are a kike, then know that your sith mind tricks don't work on our robot minds.

>>38170006
>Explain why, using a fake profile will get matches, but doing the same with your own wouldn't?

Are you retarded or this bad at baiting?

Because we're not chads dipshit.

If we were, ceteris paribus, we'd already have girlfriends and be happy, so no need for any tindur shenanigans to begin with.

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>>38169906
Those are my pics. Originallo

>>38169948
I've done both

one time I took a photo from soc of a stereotypical handsome Chad with brown hair and light eyes and all of that shit roasties like
the profile was completely empty and I was still getting messages rolling in like "hello handsome :)", "hi, how are you?", just bullshit like that constantly from attractive women; this is all over a period of a day to a few days

I make a profile, I am a 6/10 ginger, and I actually have it for a while blank and then fill it out a few days later
I didn't get a single unsolicited message. I didn't even get replies on the vast majority of messages sent even though I tried to be engaging and say more than "hi".

anyway all I'm saying is eggman was right

>>38170034
Seriously? Is she fucking dumb or what? This is clear as day those are fake hahahaha. As in no way this dude made that tinder profile.

>>38170057
It works. I get tens of matches

>>38170029
It's 100% guaranteed that OP's pic is a 5/10 guy at best.

>>38170048
Always the same thing. Stop using shitty pictures of yourself.

>>38170082
Tell me what is 10/10 guy

>>38170093
go away normie retard go catch some AIDS or whatever the hell it is you do in your spare time

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>>38169950
You're just bitter and angry that no good looking girl would wanna mess with yo ugly fat ass. Put yourself on her shoes, would you date someone you're not attracted to? Stop being so selfish and understand that everyone has a type, if she doesn't wanna be with you move on and try to find that one who's gonna be into you instead of whining and complaining like a lil bitch, anon.

>>38170017
Oh yeah I am sure that was it. On an app where it's been proven that less than half the girls even read the bio, my shitty bio did it.

To be fair if you consider a profile that doesn't just say 6'-6" shitty then I guess it was, I am only 5'-11".

Pics are shitty cause I am ugly. I lift weights but I seem to have plateaued and even when I was getting significantly stronger it never showed.

Thanks for making me feel like shit kid. Go kill yourself.

>>38170117
Yes, I date people I find unattractive all the time.

And if I matched with the hottest girl in the world I wouldn't agree to meet her alone for the first date. I certainly wouldn't agree to fuck her on the first date.

If I can do this why can't women? Mens sex drives are much higher than women's and I have a big one even by male standards.

>>38170098
No such thing. Girls have different tastes. There is no guy considered universally attractive.

>>38169004
You did good today OP

>>38170138
You used a "Chad" photo of a professional model taken in a professional environment with professional equipment, right? And then you wonder why it gets mire matches than your shitty selfie taken with your shitty phone.

>>38170117
What if he is a 5/10 guy and no 5/10 and even 4/10 girls that are not obese doesn't care about him? Only large whales and 2/10 ones?

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>>38170166
Why do you motherfuckers wanna ruin even this tiny shitty safespace we have on the internet?
You already have the rest of the internet and real life for yourselves you bastards.

Can't you just leave us alone?

NO, you fucking have to come here everyday, shit up ALL threads, and make us want to kill our selves even more

>>38170189
You literally don't have to do THAT, I took photos of some random 9/10 good looking guy on instagram (100% amateur photos) and was getting bitches left and right too. shut your lips mangina

>>38170218
Your safespace is called wizchan. Stop shitting up this site.

>>38169004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esVYplJXG8Y
1:25

Dzisiejsze polskie kobiety to totalne kurwy.
Juz kurwa byloby lepiej gdyby Niemcy wygrali.

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>>38170448
idndneds

>>38170500
>tfw nie bedziesz zyl w okupowanej warszawie i kolaborowal z niemcami

>>38170117
go back to fucking your dog roastie

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>>38170117
>>38170605
stop being a virgin orenganio

>>38170117

Get the fuck out you fucking normie PIG.

>>38170117
wheeeeeee cuck alert
wheeeeeee cuck alert

>>38169950
You lads overestimate roastie learning capabilities as well as forget one thing - a roastie Stacy is never going to think about her actions and admit, even to herself, that she did something wrong. All that would happen from a silly prank like this is she'd get slightly annoyed, that's it.

>>38170752
>she'd get slightly annoyed
Sadly this is true.
All it would do is damage her more and lead her to be a bigger slut bc "all men are a-holes".

>>38170500
Nie do konca bo niemki sa takie same albo i gorsze. Popatrz co sie dzieje na zachodzie... nam trafiaja sie przynajmniej fajne Ukrainki nieskontaminowany tym gownem.

Najwieksza w tym zasluga typowych januszy i "dzentelmenow" na zasadzie "najwiecej witaminy maja polskie dziewczyny", jak ma sie tym idiotkom nie najebac w glowie?

W polsce faceci to totalne manginy, zyjace nadal w sredniowieczu na zasadach "m'lady is in danger" i stawiajacych cipy na piedestale.

>>38169810
Its only bad if anon cannot fuck her.

>>38170117
Hey anon, here's what I want to you do:

>Take a look at yourself
>Take a look at where you are
>Take a good look at yourself
>Then take a REALLY good look around you.

Do you understand now? Please repeat these steps until you do.

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It seems that i'm going to have another one. Translation:
-I want to feed you sushi and slap your ass after a movie
-i don't like sushi, can you make a steak?
-anything if i'll see that beatiful ass of yours
-i don't have beatiful ass, but I have nice personality

I am going to ask her if she wants to meet

>>38170949
She looks nice anon, marriage material even!

>>38170949
Why do they keep replying after shit like that? Haven't you shown you're one track minded yet?

>>38171001
>Why do they keep replying after shit like that
Bc they want Chad's cock

>>38171001
"I want a boy that will care about my personality"

>a wild chad appears

"FUCK MEEEEEEEEE"

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>>38169004
>I only smile when woman undresses in front of me

>>38170949
You're an idiot. If you had used your real pic that conversation would have got you laid. You wasted it on catfishing.

>>38170949
>I am going to ask her if she wants to meet

First ask her for a pic of her ass something on the lines, "You don't? Well let me judge that".

Message them this to see if they're really loyal to Chad. "I know that you want to suck my cock like a good little dogs you are, so enough bullshit; Let me tear your pussy, bitch.

>>38171089
>If you had used your real pic that conversation would have got you laid.

GO AWAY

>>38171091
This.
Let's see how far she'd go before she gets to show you all of her personality.

>>38171089
She would've reported him for stalking if he didn't use a chad pic, now fuck off.

>>38171091
You can't send photos on tinder

>>38171123
I thought you could like on kik, never used tinder.

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>>38170949
>I want to feed you sushi and slap your ass after a movie
don't stop

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This one started first

>>38171112
You are too stupid to live. Go away. Fuck off to wizchan or wherever you came from.

>>38171096
When faced with an inconvenient truth, the robot retreats into angry denial.

>>38171153
don't u have cocks to suck you pathetic delusional slut?

>>38171153
kill yourself redditor scum

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Here's update
-do you want to meet?
-me or my ass?
-you can go. Tits are nice too

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>>38171162
awww what's the matter hunny?
Did you not get enough of a dickin lately?
Bored of your dragon dildos?
Do they feel abit on small side due to your roastie loosening?

>>38171153
Why do you presume she would have even swiped him?
How do you even tell what she'd do from that? All she said was that she's more than an ass.
>>38171185
>me or my ass
I'd be ok with smack talk. But she's still clearly OK with a date.

>>38171089
Dude I am 5'6 skinny manlet

>>38171208
"She"'s probably either a guy larping or an obese landwhale living out her fantasies on r9k of all places, salty about not even omegas matching with her on tindurr

>>38171225
And? Why would that prevent you from getting laid on tinder? You got the conversation already down perfect. Get to swiping.

>>38171407
>implying any girl would swipe right on me, let alone text dirty like this
Oh boy, are you that naive?

>>38171433
The naive one is you. You are simply too scared to try. You are choosing to remain a virgin, despite opportunities to get easy pussy. Maybe you're a latent homosexual?

>>38171459
At this point I'm starting to think you're trying to reverse bait us into getting humiliated on tinder and drive us to an hero after 0 matches in months.

>>38171477
That's the best two outcomes for everyone. You either man up and stop being a faggot and get laid. Or you an hero, and nothing of value was lost.

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>>38171531
Nice try Shlomo
>2017
>unironically using "get laid" as an argument on 4chan

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could you imagine a serial killer using a fake chad profile to kill roasties? it's too bad serial killers rarely get off the ground these days

>>38170164
>Mens sex drives are much higher than women's
That's a meme, it's the other way round.

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>>38171531
2D>3DPD normalfag

>>38171647
Yes. Definitively. But it'd be so easy to track down without proper precautions I don't see serial killers actually doing it.
Also the people meet in public generally. And how could you get away if you used your real face? How could you get in a proper killing situation if you catfish?

It's not very feasible.

>>38171647
too easy to identify, I would guess if a person disappears nowadays the first thing they check are all the account tied to his/her name/surname.

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-are you there? Tell me about yourself
-alpha male, I see
-so do you want to meet? I want to get to know you
-sure but first tell me about yourself

>>38171886
It all depends on how private tinder regards this information. I'm pretty sure police could get it if they said it's a murder investigation though.
Disappearance I dunno. Maybe they think they might have eloped.

>>38171951
Hey that's looking way better.
Shes toying with Chad.

>>38171973
It seems so, lol

>>38171973
B-b-b-but /r9k/ told me girls will automatically fuck Chad and it's a done deal when she matches!

>>38171973
How can she resist chad magic?

>>38171668
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

xD

>>38170949
What fucking language is that? Japanese?
English ONLY or go back, commie.

>>38173032
Why so hostile anon? Orogigigigi

>>38173032
>burger education

>>38173032
It's Russian, you racist fuck

>>38173384
No, it's polish you fucking uneducated moron.

>>38173406
>uneducated moron

So you're uneducated because you were born in a first world English speaking country and you don't recognize a 3rd world shit hole's language? Good one, anon.

>>38173594
If you had an IQ of over 80 and would have finished high school you would most likely know that Russian uses the Cyrillic alphabet. This is clearly using the Latin alphabet.

>>38173594
Yes

Literally this >>38173632