alright /r9k/ here's your shot, I'm a woman convince

If we have sex we can be bf and gf and we won't be alone when we die

I can bench 400 lbs
I'm 6'1
I'm white
6.5 inch
Is that enough? Not a facelet either

>>38168084
Ha, what makes you think I wanna have sex with YOU?

>>38168099
This here is the real answer.

Thread over.

I wouldn't recommend it to be honest

>>38168096
don't care I don't mind being alone

>>38168098
don't care about any of that

>>38168107
let's fuck

>>38168098
you sound too big on all fronts.

with that said, absolutely.

>>38168084
Because I want sex, you want sex, I'd rather have sex then not, you'd rather have sex than not, and hopefully we live close by.

>already posturing and expecting the man to do everything in a relationship
no thank you, had that before, fucking awful time that was. id rather have a girl that wants me, not one that tolerates me

>>38168084
Because i won't make a big deal about it. Also you're not a grill

>>38168123
I don't want sex with just anyone though, do you?

>>38168139
sex isn't a relationship

>>38168084
I am good at oral sex and have a 7" penis.

>>38168098
>>38168151
These two sound good, OP. You should go for it.

>>38168151
I don't like oral sex and your dick is too big for me, it would just be painful and not pleasurable

>>38168158
neither of those sound appealing to me at all, the only guy in this thread who does is this guy >>38168107

>>38168148
Unless you got STDs then yeah I don't care, again I'd rather have sex then not.

>>38168148
>sex
no, youre obviously one of those girls that just backseat the relationship, expects guys to do everything for oyu, then take passive approach to everything because your emotionally immature

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>>38168116
>let's fuck

I'm not going to fuck someone with standards that low

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>>38168177
sex for me isn't just as simple as putting my dick into anything, it takes a lot more work than that for it to be good for me so a lot more has to be required out of a guy if I'm just going to fuck him and that's it

>>38168182
nope just looking to fuck

>>38168187
my standards are not low, self-deprecating people are more likely to be honest and trustworthy

>>38168206
>my dick
>woman


Pick one you degenerate

>>38168084
>I'm a woman

>>38168206
>my dick

I'm really unhappy and I don't want to be alone anymore.

>>38168274
>>38168275
She's saying for guys all you gotta do is stick your dick in and do the in-n-out. You don't even have to be good at it for you to get off.

For women its pretty different and while vaginal stimulation feels good its not enough for an actual orgasm. Theres actual mechanics (oddly unique to each individual in some fucked up way) to orgasming for women where all guys need is stimulation of the head and shaft and theres a billion and one ways that can be achieved.

>>38168275
You were 2 second too slow anon

I have a 7.5" long dick with a ~6" girth and also in dire need of affection. I'm still a kissless virgin. I need some poon.

>>38168084
You shouldn't. Easy.
It'd be awkward for both of us.

>>38168403
You could just finger or tongue kiss her pussy until she orgasms if they orgasm to soon

>>38168084
I'm not going to because I don't care

>>38168469
Yes but that requires actual knowledge, skills, and techniques to achieve this result on the givers part.
Guys will get off to a hand going up and down repeatedly eventually. The point is there's a gulf here in effort required for a desirable end result.

>>38168496
>that requires actual knowledge, skills, and techniques to achieve this result on the givers part
wow, it's almost like handjobs and blowjobs

>>38168521
Go ask any bi person working a shaft is easy compared to giving cunnilingus.

>>38168496
A girl will orgasm if you finger her long enough.

>>38168549
any bi male
who has a dick of his own

>>38168084
2 choices

1* $1000
2* 4 days and nights in debrovnic where one night I'll get you liquored up take ya back to the hotel room for a desperate shag

Your choice but make it quick

I might book for September

Because I'm really good at it and as long as you're willing to keep it platonic, I will give you a very good time.

I'm just not in the mood to date anotyer girl or settle. I was super in love with the girl I dated a month ago and she's oversea for a few years, so I consider it over, but I'm still attached to her and I just want sex. It's gonna be tough to beat her in bed. Me and her was something electric.

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>>38168084
You're on here because no one else wants to fuck you so stop trying to act like robots are desperate enough for YOU.

>>38168084
Here's some reasons why you shouldn't
I'm fat
I'm a virgin loser
I'd probably become too anxious if us talking went anywhere, which it wouldn't cause I'm bad at communicating.

On another note I don't want to convince you.
I don't know what you look like.
I don't even know if you're a girl.
I don't know if you have a similar amount of experience as me (read: none)
I don't consider myself worthy of sex or a gf
I don't want to just have sex.

And furthermore, you have already said a seven inch dick is too big, and you've stated that self depreciation is attractive to you, so now you cannot know who is actually self deprecating or just pretending.

>>38168565
Untrue unless you're working the clit as well or know the exact spots to hit.
>>38168568
Any bi with experience male or female.

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>>38168084
fuck off
originaloni

I don't even want to convince you unless it'd be a regular thing, because I propably wouldn't be able to go on without sex afterwards but I'm too autistic to even talk to girls, let alone convince them to have sex with me.

Don't have any good traits, but I do have stable income.

I care about the relationship, not sex.

>>38168084
Every man you had or will have will be a bit better by comparison. You want a low watermark baby?