>Decide to jerkoff
>Cum in less than 15 minutes
How much longer must I be alive? Why can't I die? Someone please, kill me. Can't you hear me, God?
>>Cum in less than 15 minutes
Most times I masturbate I'll cum within 3 minutes
>>38167902
Women expect you to last at least an hour.
>>38167915
that's fine though, the only time I ever fucked I kept going for ~45 mins and I couldn't cum. wanking is just a quick fix
>>38167937
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU STUPID FUCKING CHAD MCPHERSON
FUCK YOU
>>38167843
I don't understand, can't you control how long it takes you to jerk off? I usually finish in like 5 minutes because I want to play video games or something, but sometimes I'll have fap sessions that last like an hour or something, as I repeatedly switch videos and have like 6 different sites open
>>38167960
I may be a cyborg/failed normie, but I'm not chad. The only reason anything happened was the result of taking a large dose of acid the week before and that helping to resolve a fuck tonne of mental shit I've got going on. I just didn't give a shit anymore, once you stop caring about everything the world is your lobster man.
Women are insignificant, and if anything the experience helped me realise that. YOU are the only thing that matters, and you should do anything in your power to make yourself happy, fuck anyone else.
>>38167843
"just look straight into the dickhole give it a firm grip and do it, easy aa that son. i'll jerk you off myself tomorrow"
>>38168028
Shut the fuck up. If you've ever had sex you're a Chad Mcpherson. Get off my board.
i cum in 30 seconds my guy
>>38168087
Same here. The only way I can extend my wank sessions is by playing around rather than straight-up beating 90% of the time. Most times I can't be bothered to do that and end up coming in under a minute, and it feels like shit.
>>38167843
Is that too long or too fast? I seriously don't know.
I am jealous. Usually I just want to rub one out fast, but for some reason jacking off has to be this two+ hour experience for me.
>>38167843
I've never had an orgasm. I don't know why you are complaining.
>>38168072
take some form of psychedelic, preferably twice. If possible with other people. Being filled with rage is pointless man, I was like this until I just stopped caring, and life is so much better
>Virgins think sex is about how hard you can fuck
Lol
>>38168028
> the world is your lobster man.
kek