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>horny >masturbate >get hornier >masturbate again

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>horny
>masturbate
>get hornier
>masturbate again
>still horny
>again
Who /addictedandlovingit/ here
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Do it again and this time record a vocaroo of it.
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>>38166520
no im not 14 anymore lmao
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I do.
I hate being so lewd at times but it feels so nice and I can't stop.
Getting to the 3-4 times a day point currently.
Maybe it's cause I'm also getting more and more depressed lately.
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I masturbate at least 5 times in day.
Know that feel.
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>>38166921
My libido honestly hasn't changed much since I was 14.

>>38166954
I actually don't do it much when I'm depressed, it's just my favorite hobby so I do it whenever I can.

>>38167056
Exactly this. Best feel.
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Wanna masturbate with me, OP?
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>>38166520
nofap u fux
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>>38166954
That can't be lad. I'm perpetually depressed and can hardly get it up.
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>>38166520
Are you a boy, girl, or a trap?
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>>38167091
Where's the fun in that? Stop watching porn maybe, but not masturbating seems retarded.

>>38167104
Girl.
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>>38167127
Sad day. I was hoping this was a boy.
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>>38167127
hi
i love your threads
please be in phoenix
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>>38167127
What do I have to do to get a gf who's addicted to masturbating?
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>>38167143
Sorry to disappoint, anon. But there's lots of bois here who are into gay stuff so don't despair.

>>38167158
Thanks, but not even the same continent.

>>38167165
I'm not sure. A person's libido isn't exactly written on their forehead. But try websites full of smut fanfiction or erotica maybe.
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fujoshi scum
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Hello Austria, how many times have you masturbated today?
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Im not one but I know some Mexican girl(at least that's what they said) on discord who was way too into sex and masturbating in general and once asked me for a pic of my dick to masturbate with or even said they wanted to feel cum in their ass.

Could've worked out and dated if we didn't argue so much or I didn't tell her I was a r9kfag while she was a /b/ person
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>>38167214
Please anon, it's not even noon yet.
...three times.
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>>38167241
Still waiting for the day you will publish a recording of it. Did you do it in your bed or shower or both?
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>>38167187
>gay stuff
I'm a woman. I just like seeing posts about boys addicted to masturbation. It's so cute.
A plus if it's an unhappy post like "Anons, I keep trying to nofap but I'm going crazy. Any advice?"
Uncontrollable horny puppy boys are so cute.
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>>38167261
Someday maybe. I get anxious about posting stuff about me online.
Bed, I didn't even shower yet. Which, thanks for the reminder, I probably should. Because ew.

>>38167291
My bad. Do you like gay stuff too, though (as in, guy-on-guy)? Seems to be pretty common, there's this Polish femanon around who shlicks it to gay ERP.
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I used to fap 5 times a day. Now I fap like once a week.
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>>38167307
Go take a shower then and shlick one out while there.
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>>38166520
>masturbate
>almost stop due to pointlessness
>nothing to look forward to
>maybe death will come in about 40 years
how do you do this every day
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becoming an alcohol is completely killed my libido
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>>38166520
>Who /addictedandlovingit/ here
Me, it's pretty much all I do, and the more I do it the better it feels.
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>>38167291
What about circumcised boys who can never have a truly satisfying orgasm because they automatically give themselves ruined orgasms when they masturbate?
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>>38167322
What changed?

>>38167323
That's the plan. Showerhead > all. Got a fancy new one with a pulse setting and all.

>>38167325
I just try not to let the existential dread set in. Masturbation helps with that. Plus it makes my headaches go away for a while.

>>38167338
Right?
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>>38167307
No. I masturbated to gay porn once in my life. It was 2 Persian men with wounds all over for some reason pissing on and sucking each other but it was only because I really like Persians and blood and piss and I just lose my mind over that many fetishes stacked but usually gay porn is gross to me.
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>came while smelling my sisters panties again
I consider getting an onahole but I'm afraid someone might find it.
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>>38167349
Mostly free time.
Back when I was in school. Had a shitload of free time.
Now that I'm a wagecuck, I have little free time, so I'm too busy to get horny
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>>38167165
Don't worry, anon. I'm sure you'll never be able to please a girl and and gf you ever get will have to masturbate if she really wants to get off.
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>>38167349
4 times before noon? Go for a record today.
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>>38167347
How much do you try
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>>38167349
My existential dread comes from being alone forever. Masturbation can help with that for a period of time, but after a few years it can become more upsetting.
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>>38167359
Fair enough. So it's usually fantasies I'm guessing? I like hearing what other people shlick to.

>>38167365
That makes sense yeah. I'm basically a NEET so I have lots of time for it.

>>38167372
I wish, but I actually need to go out with my mom in a bit and will spend the day with her. I'm just shlicking now so I can survive that basically.
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>>38167410
Want a job? I need someone to clean my place up. Nothing sexual involved because I know you're a dyke.
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>>38167410
Sometimes. But I also find stuff online to help. Sometimes I masturbate to threads of anons talking about masturbation even.
I really like various excrement except scat. I love puke. Piss. Spit. Cum. I like gore and blood. I'm a sadomasochist. I like hentai a lot. Tfw no brother to molest me or let me molest him. I love to watch men masturbate. I like fat boys or girls. I like mildly deformed people. I like shotas. I like petplay. I prefer specifically tan guys but not black.
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>>38166520
>horny
>mastrubate
>cry
>go on tinder to see if i got any messages
>swipe right everything
>horny
>mastrubate
>cry again
>go back to tinder
LET THIS END
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>>38167460
No, thanks, I get by.

>>38167479
Varied tastes, noice. So it's not too difficult to find something to get off to, that's cool.
There's lots of shlick fics on here for you then, basically. Neat.
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>>38167479
be my degenerate gf who drinks my piss and vomit
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>>38167479
>tfw basically a permanent shota (
>tfw no sister gf to molest each other, make me masturbate in front of her, and treat me like a dog
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>>38167548
Yes. In fact seeing anons talk about fapping in this thread has already made me wet again.
For fucks sake.
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>>38167578
>>38167593
Don't do this. I'm trying not to masturbate again.
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>>38167622
Don't be silly. That's like how guys trying to nofap still come here. Of course you're going to masturbate.
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>twink
>seeing own body makes me want to jerk off
>endless loop of this
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>met a cute twink on discord
>he's been sending lewd pics
>can't fap until tomorrow
i'm not going to make it
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>>38167653
I know I'll masturbate again. I just didn't want to after I just finished. I'm sitting in a puddle. I'm so wet my fingers don't get friction inside of me anymore.
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>>38167601
I mostly posted this thread in hopes to find another shlick addicted femanon. Definitely got me tingly again too.

>>38167622
Just give in, you know you want to.
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I don't do it that much honestly. Usually no more than twice a day, a few days a week. Sometimes porn, but what does it the most for me is reminiscing about my best sex experiences
>That time my gf spontaneously sucked me off on the couch, and then I fucked her mouth and gave her a second load right after
>When I fucked a hot french girl I met on vacation and blew my load on her big tits, and then fucked her again shortly after and came deep inside her
Now I have to jerk off
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>>38167691
You didn't even clean up after last time? You were obviously planning, even if subconsciously, to masturbate again.
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>>38167696
What's your personal record? How many times a day?
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>>38167691
>>38167696
Do girls do buttstuff when they're addicted to masturbating and need to do more extreme forms of it as they go along, like guys do?
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>>38167696
I am. Good god.
>>38167714
And I was just tired, anon. Shhh.
>>38167752
Sometimes.
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>>38167714
Not her but I rarely ever clean up as such except washing my hands. Sometimes. It doesn't really stain.

>>38167747
Honestly lost count sometimes. If I stimulate myself clitorally and vaginally at the same time for a while, my orgasms kind of melt into each other. It's hard to put into words but it makes counting difficult.

>>38167752
I don't really. I've tried it out of curiosity but it literally doesn't do anything for me. But then again I don't even do vaginal penetration all that much so maybe it's just not my thing.

>>38167766
There you go. Good girl.
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I wasn't until recently, now it's getting to at least two times a day minimum which is a lot more frequent than before
Mostly because I'm bored and have nothing better to do and spaghetti legs help with sleeping
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>>38167790
Do you shave your pussy bald? Or leave some hair to play with?
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>>38167800
Boredom is definitely my most common reason for spaghetting myself silly yes. It's just a really fun way to kill time and it's not like I have a lot of other time-intensive hobbies.
Plus you're reducing the risk of cervical cancer. So healthy.

>>38167816
No, I trim rather closely but I'm lazy about it so I usually have some short fluff, especially above my clit. I think it looks cute, for what's it worth.
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>>38167790
Tfw I've already done it multiple times so it's taking forever but I'm squirting on my bed.
I'm gonna have to wash my whole bed now.
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For a thread about female masturbatiom, this thread is sadly lacking in pics.
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>>38167840
>tfw never squirted
>tfw orgasms come faster after I've gotten myself warmed up usually
Am I broken or are you?
Either way actually squirting in the 'I'm a water fountain' way seems like a huge hassle. Unless the orgasms are so much better, I can't say I envy you.

>>38167862
It's about all kinds of masturbation anon.
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>>38167898
I don't do it like a fountain. Just little spirts.
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>>38167816
I feel like a lot of the skin sensitivity is lost when it's completely unshaven
>>38167834
I think frequent masturbation can be a problem when you actually have things to do, though.
I've had to do it in restrooms way too many times to feel good about it
>>38167840
>squirting on my bed
Wew
I wish I could do that, you're lucky despite the mess. I only ever manage to gush a little if I'm lucky
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>>38167840
>>38167898
>>38167909
>>38167950
Female "ejaculate" is piss. All you're doing is losing control over your bladder.
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>>38167986
No, originally of course.
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>>38167909
Oh, so more like gushing a little? I've had that happen too.

>>38167950
>when you actually have things to do
Well thank goodness that rarely happens, it seems horrible.
I've had to do it in the school's bathroom tons during lunch break but haven't really done it often anywhere since school ended. Never felt particularly bad about it honestly, rather the opposite. This whole "you naughty girl, someone could come in at any moment" feeling kinda got me off.

>>38167986
Like I said, never ejaculated as such. For me, it's always just been goo kinda spritzing around a little, but more from doing it excessively, not squirting.
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>>38166520
>not being a d/diy/generate
>not building your own vibrator
My laziness has reached a new level of depravity, litteraly too lazy to jerk off.
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The most I've masturbated was three times in a day but if I do not masturbate after a week I start getting wet dreams. Why does this happen robots?
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>>38168026
I bought one of those Japanese massagers for like 30 bucks, totally worth it.

>>38168062
>three times
Casual.
Seriously though, wet dreams just happen because your body needs to get rid of semen, so if you don't do it, your body will do it for you. I think. Don't quote me on it.
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>>38167986
Yeah no, I've never squirted in that sense but there's a difference, you're watching too much porn where it's actually pee.
>>38168003
>haven't really done it often anywhere since school ended
Lightweight
>This whole "you naughty girl, someone could come in at any moment" feeling kinda got me off
I felt the same way, I actually sought out to do it in public a few times because of the rush behind it and the guilt added so much more to it, in an almost sadistic kind of way. I've defiled too many chairs to count.
>>38168062
It's your body telling you to jerk one out.
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>>38168134
Ever masturbated in a public bathroom?
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The girls in this thread need to stop being so selfish. If you're not going to post pictures, you at least need to Vocaroo the audio of you masturbating for us to listen to.
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>>38168169
Why?
You boys almost never post fap videos here.
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>>38168240
All I was asking for was audio, not video. Guys post pictures of themselves jacking off all the time. If you're trying to argue what's fair, then post a picture of your soaking wet cunt.
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>>38168149
Yeah, it's where I'd go most times. I try not to do it out on the streets, that's just uncivilized.
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I'm too unhappy to do anything lewd. I need a girlfriend.
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>>38168134
>lightweight
I mean, I spend 90% of my time at home, so no reason to. I've been doing it in the garden/pool though.
And yeah it's a weird mix of shame and excitement and it works really well for me.
And I love trying out new stuff. There's this suction thing for pore removal I have and I recently found out it's amazing to kinda simulate clit sucking. Unf.
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>tfw the fap addicted girl is probably Austria
>tfw she's actually kinda cute
>tfw she's also a total fucking dyke so she'll never masturbate with you
Goddamn gay agenda stealing muh waifu
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>>38167622
>>38167691
Jesus fuck. Where do you live. Honestly be my slave gf so I can puke into your mouth.
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>>38168301
>And I love trying out new stuff
Man I don't get that, I have a few toys lying around somewhere but I haven't used them in ages. I always felt like my hands are enough. Plus I'm kinda scared going too far with vibrators and stuff would make it less sensitive and enjoyable over time.
I feel like something made for pore removal would be way too strong and kind of hurt but maybe I'm overestimating.
>>38168408
It's alright to just talk about masturbation with her. It's an interesting topic for both genders, surely.
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>>38168408
Doesn't mean we can't talk, anon. Plus there's more shlick addicted femanons here evidently, at least one's currently getting off to this thread (or might be done already)
>kinda cute
Aw thanks anon.

>>38168457
To each their own. I definitely prefer my hands most of all too, but I like getting creative, always have. E-toothbrushes were my jazz before I had an actual vibe.
I think killing your clit is a meme, unless you sit on a Hitachi 24/7. But I've always been pretty sensitive, so I dunno. Probably varies from girl to girl.
>It's an interesting topic for both genders
You got that right, it's pretty exciting and fun to talk about.
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>>38168518
I don't think it's been fun exciting when I've been using my hand for 11 years already.
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>>38168240
I am sure that if you'd ask, they would post their dick pictures without thinking.
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>>38168518
I only ever got creative with normal objects and furniture, mostly chairs which barely did anything and honestly just made it worse. Anything that vibrates just seems excessive really, I remember it kinda hurting and getting oversensitive quickly even though I was being gentle. Maybe I'm just too sensitive.
>sit on a Hitachi 24/7
That reminds me, have you thought any more about that remote control vibe idea?
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>>38168252
I wonder if you can hear her wetness when Austria shlicks.
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>>38168518
THAT'S HOT


Oregon trail
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>>38166921
I'm not op but if anything my libido has gotten worse the older I get, since becoming a neet I spend all day masturbating yo h manga
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>libido has steadily been rising from age 10
>started off at 1-2 times a day
>almost a decade and a half later its ~8
>starting to effect work
>now have to bring emergency pads and pants once i hit the halfway point in cycle because I can't always take care of it on break
I pray that whole "libido dies at 25" shit is true something has to pull the plug on this shit.
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>>38168634
Isn't that a good thing if you want to get into a relationship, fampai?
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>>38168637
It's dying for me since masturbation has become meaningless. Love is in.
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>>38168582
Buy a toy maybe?

>>38168611
Chairs never worked for me, just made me frustrated. Pillows are good, or plushies. I know you feel weird about raping plushies though.
>remote control vibe
Oh, yeah thanks for the reminder. There's a thing called Vibease that seems to fit the bill (the other things I've found were monstrously big or cheap Chinese stuff) but I didn't find a place that delivers to Austria yet. Might email the company or some seller though.

>>38168624
You can.

>>38168630
Which part?

>>38168637
Careful what you wish for, you might miss the times of effortlessly getting off. But I know what you mean, it can get annoying of course.
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>>38166520
I masturbate every hour or so, I might have a problem
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>>38168634
>>38168637
That sounds tough
Now I'm worrying about my own libido, it used to be just a few times a week if I wasn't on my period but recently it's getting into double digits
I'm scared it's not going to stop escalating but maybe I'm just in some weird extended hormonal phase
>>38168709
That's my exact problem with chairs too, except I still do it. I can't help it. Pillows are patrician tier. Elmo must be devastated at what you did to him you rapist
>There's a thing called Vibease that seems to fit the bill
Yay! I remember that's the one I suggested. I'm sure there's ways to get it delivered but I guess maybe not in time to have that romantic long-distance session across the Atlantic.
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>>38168817
I wouldn't worry about it, you're not really overdoing it. I mean if it'd cut into your social life or, God beware, your 4channing time, it might be good to slow down but as it is, you're just enjoying yourself. All good.
>I can't help it
I think that's exactly the problem here, with most anons. But oh well. Pillows are pretty gud yes. Very good.
>Elmo must be devastated at what you did to him you rapist
He never once told me to stop. To be fair I was sitting on his face, so it'd be difficult anyway.
Yeah I know it's the one you recommended, told you I'd check it out.
delivery time is a problem. Say I have it sent to her within the US, then it takes at least another week to send the remote to me, seems like a huge hassle. Noodling together over the phone is really fun as it is, though so I'm not complaining. And also very romantic.

Now I wanna noodle at the pool but my mom is still home, ugh.
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>>38168905
He could have sign languaged or bit. He wanted it.
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>not one fucking person has stepped in to banish these roasties

Where did all of the good posters go lads ;_;
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I have a dissertation to work on and this thread made me get my cock out. I hope you feel bad.
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>>38169109
Not even a little. It's what you deserve, anon.
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>>38168905
>spoiler
Catholic school should've been harder on you
Yeah I guess it'd be too late to do it overseas, but I'm sure there'll be more opportunities. At least she can't masturbate without you, right?
>I wanna noodle at the pool but my mom is still home
I'm sure you can find ways to be discreet, I mean I'm up to about 8 times since Sunday now, pick up the slack.
>>38169037
Stuffies can't consent
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>>38169160
Oh, Catholic school was hard enough on me, trust me. Especially gymnastics. Wew.
And yeah, that is pretty comforting in a weird way. Thankfully she doesn't expect the same of me, I'd die.
>8 times since Sunday
Look at you go. I'm proud. But yeah my parents are at the cinema this evening so I'll do some catching up. Or maybe I'll move inside and start catching up now. Yeah.
>Stuffies can't consent
He smiled all through it. I think. Didn't see his face obviously.
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>>38169214
I imagine it's pretty nice to know someone relies on you in that way. Surely it's only fair to give her the same amount of respect, once a week can't be that bad.
>Look at you go. I'm proud.
Thanks big sis, you should definitely have some time to catch up.
>He smiled all through it
You're a monster.
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Failed normie here.
Regularly masturbate in work bathroom.
Add another 3 times while I'm at home each day.
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NEET reporting in. If I'm attempting no fap, typically 2-3 times and if not anywhere from 6-8+. I haven't gone a single day without fapping since I can remember, fuck lads.
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>>38169405
>once a week can't be that mad
Surely you're joking. I start scratching people's eyes out at once a week. Hell, once a day is tough already.
>you should definitely have some time to catch up
Can and did!
I'm no monster. I was just an extraordinarily horny teen.
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>>38167291
I used to come home from school, see there was a girl that wore see through skirts and thongs every day at school that sat in front of me for math.
So I would come home from school, get on my knees and jack off onto to newspapers like a dog making a mess,
I had to do it this way for nosielessness because everyone was still awake at that time of day
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>>38169807
That is so cute. Jesus Christ. Tfw you will never walk in on a boy doing this.
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How do you guys not get sore?

Genuinely curious. Kinda wish I had a libido like you, I'm even 22. Gf and I broke up in December after sex sessions went from 4 hrs long to like 10-15 mins b/c I'd either get bored or dick soreness, if they even happened...

/oldmanlivinginayoungmansbody/
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>>38169901
Half of the posters and OP are femanons.
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>>38169860
Few years later I was given lexapro for my depression, and I got the side effect of not being about to cum, didn't know this at first so I ended up jacking for hours trying to cum, not being able to, get Pyongyang dehydrated and having my mind go crazy trying to finish.
Btw fuck psychiatrists
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>>38169985
I realized this. I tend to post after reading like the first 10 comments, then I read the rest of thread and feel like a chode. Bad habit.
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>>38169860
But you can, that's exactly what anyone doing that would want. If you're a femanon it should be incredibly easy for you to find a boy like that
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>>38170011
get Pyongyang dehydrated
Should say *getting dehydrated*. Weird as heck auto correct
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>>38170064
Catching someone by surprise is hard
>>38170011
Are you ok now?
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>>38170149
No, I post on /rk9/
The pills never make you better.
If you me a can I cum, yes, Once I realize she it was a rare side effect I swiped off that med right away
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>>38170149
>by surprise
I would let you watch me wank off in the boys bathroom during class if you flash your panties
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>>38170149
Hmm, didn't know you meant the fantasy specifically, I more meant being able to have that situation occur
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>tfw want a cute sex-addicted gf
>tfw all of the girls in this thread either live in an obscure country, or are gay
>tfw probably never get that sex-addicted gf
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>>38170011
Me again.
Again guy they didn't get laid in highschool is a ninja of masterbastion
One time my older cousin in the military was staying with us for the weekend had he had to sleep in my room. I ended up getting horny and jacking off real quiet like with him there and making a mess in my boxers.
One of the ones I felt super guilty for afterwards.
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>masturbate daily
>be existential
>stop fapping for a few days
>get boner
>life returns
I guess there's no point to this. I'm done. Time to rescind from the society of females in order to be pure enough to sell my soul to Emperor Lucifer for real-ass wizard powers.
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>>38166520
Don't you become less horny after getting off or is that just a male thing?
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>>38170282
>all of the girls in this thread either live in an obscure country or are gay
Or both!

>>38170479
Sometimes, sometimes not. Sometimes I get hornier. It's weird. Of course it's (kinda) dependent on my cycle but sometimes I just really feel like it.
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>>38170479
For women it's like adding fuel to the fire sometimes
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Sixth day of nofap
Feeling well, stopped because masturbating was everything I did everyday
Now I play Monster Hunter
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>>38170541
>>38170557
Last time I (male) tried I managed 4 times within two hours but it was really strenuous and I don't think I could have continued after that. After the second time it became almost like work and didn't even feel good any more.
But anyways, I'm doing nofap now, so ... d-don't you tempt me.

>>38170593
Good for you, anon.
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>>38170593
Do you think your time is better spent playing Monster Hunter than masturbating? Why not both occasionally? Not trying to be shitty I'm just curious.

>>38170614
Yeah, it's different for girls. Sometimes I go four times before even leaving the bed. I mean, there's a certain amount of 'strain' insofar that you can get oversensitive clitorally but you need to do it lots, and hard, to get to that point.
But yeah if it starts feeling like a chore instead of a fun hobby, I guess I can understand taking a break.
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>>38169687
I was being sarcastic, but maybe it'd be a good exercise to test your noschlick resolve.
>Can and did!
Wew
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>>38170640
>But yeah if it starts feeling like a chore instead of a fun hobby, I guess I can understand taking a break.
No, it was just this one time to see how often I could do it. Since then I haven't done it at all though. Usually I masturbate maybe once every two days or so. But edging etc takes too much time, fapping is a waste of time in general and leads to slothfulness at least in my case. And porn is bad for a number of reasons.
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>>38170640
Masturbating made me feel empty and pathetic
In MH I feel like I do something, It's not productive but it's something
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>>38170713
>maybe it'd be a good exercise to test your noschlick resolve
And let cervical cancer win? Never.
Plus, it's not like I really watch porn often, which is supposedly the bigger problem.
>Wew
You said I should catch up.
Also I'm gonna steal that picture and use it as a reaction pic.

>>38170716
Fair enough. I don't oftentimes edge because I'm really bad at it and, well, why bother, I can just cum again.
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>>38170793
>Masturbating made me feel empty and pathetic
This too.
>>38170813
>Fair enough. I don't oftentimes edge because I'm really bad at it and, well, why bother, I can just cum again.
Well, this is the difference I guess. For men it's more pleasurable to prolong it as much as possible. I'm pretty sure there have been cases where I did that for a good two hours while looking at porn/doujins for the entire time.
And even though we can go for round two the horny level just goes through the floor.
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>>38170904
It's weird, I've kinda heard varying things about male masturbation, from 'nothing except the climax even feels good' to what you're saying. Seems like it's highly individual for everyone I guess.
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>>38170793
It's always weird when people talk about feeling bad after masturbating, I just feel lighter and more relaxed, never felt any shame. I'm sorry you feel bad about it, video games are also a good way to wind yourself out I guess.
>>38170813
I'm just saying the trauma might help build character
>I'm gonna steal that picture
These are original do not steal
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>>38170968
When I get to a certain level just before cumming and keep it there it can feel infinitely good. It might depend on the individual or maybe these people just don't know how to edge.
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>>38171024
You never had any post-orgasmic 'coming down'? Not a little shame or guilt? Huh.
When I first started out I used to have fits of sobbing afterwards, looking at my fingers. Weird shit.
>build character
I'm very happy with my character build as it is, thank you very much. Not a fan of abstinence.
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>masturbate
>cum
>dick hurts to get hard for the rest of the day
>do this everyday
>erections are way weaker, about an inch smaller than they have been
I guess I just have shitty sexual stamina. I'm gonna give it a rest for a few days, let my dick recuperate.
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>>38171074
Nope, at least not that I remember. I think I've always been indifferent about it. I've occasionally cried while masturbating but that was for different reasons.
>I'm very happy with my character build
I mean you could always deck some more points into Wisdom
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>>38171201
Well my sobbing probably wasn't for all that different reasons than yours, actually. If we're talking shame/guilt about the things running through our heads. Used to be (straight, obviously) girls from school first and then, well you know.
>deck some more points into Wisdom
Pls. I'll deck u. 1v1 me
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For me it's gotten to the point now where I have long porn videos playing in the background while I'm watching a movie or playing a game and I just tease myself a little until a decent part comes on and I just focus all my attention on that.

I do this daily around once or twice each day.
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>>38171239
Most times it wasn't really shame or guilt about anything, just being upset at irrelevant things and masturbating about it. But yeah I did masturbate while crying about a girl I had a crush on in school, I think sobschlicking in the bathroom is one of the lowest points in life I never want to return to.
>I'll deck u
I mean I'd be pretty okay with some decking
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>>38168637
I hope the libido thing doesn't die.

I'm almost 23 and still a virgin. That's 2 years of fucking non-stop I might have left out of the 10 years I've missed.
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>>38171363
Oh, I see. That's never worked for me, I just get upset about fantasizing about hetero girls because I feel creepy/voyeuristic about it, especially if it was girls from school I didn't even know really.
>sobschlicking in the bathroom
I take it back, I won't deck you, I'll _hug you instead.
After washing my hands I mean.

>>38171378
For what's it worth I had the displeasure to spend last New Year's talking to a 29 year old who told me all about her sexual awakening now that she's a self-sufficient, mature woman or some such thing. It was awkward as hell, but my point is, you won't magically turn asexual with 25.
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When I'm drunk I get extremely horny but when I fap it doesn't even feel good
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>>38171427
I've never schlicked to people unless I had some feelings for them, I can't really fantasize about strangers. I get how it can feel creepy though.
You're not going to put your hand onto my hand and hold it gently while I sob about girlfriend problems?
I thought better of you
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>>38171525
Yeah, that's kinda how it went for me. Crush on qt from school - never even talk to her - start fantasizing about life together - shlick thinking about hot gay shower sex with her - sob. Repeat every day. A few times every day. That's kinda why I stopped fantasizing about real girls altogether and focused on fanfiction, because I always felt shitty about 'fantasy abusing' someone.
Oh, I'm gonna hold your hand so hard, girl. All. Night. Long. I'll ruin you for all other hands.
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>>38171639
>I always felt shitty about 'fantasy abusing' someone.
Can't say I know that feel but I guess considering the stuff I've done while masturbating that goes without saying.
This getting too lewd, pls I'm trying to girlfriend somebody
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>>38171828
W-what stuff have you done, exactly?
Sorry, I'll be good. Just been left without relief too long.
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>>38171870
I mean you know, I just used his pillow, his bedsheets, his duvet, his boxers, his hoodie, his bed post, his own sleeping body and even his fucking cum tissues. And I don't feel too guilty except for the last two, so you're clearly the better person in regards to mental abuse.
Also pretty much everyone I've had even a brief crush on in school I've tried to secretly masturbate next to by putting stuff like pencils in my underwear and hopelessly grinding on chairs sitting next to them.
But you just schlicked a few hours ago, Jesus.
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>>38167158
I'm in phoenix but I'm a boy :c
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>>38172059
I didn't know about using his body as a scratching post yet, wew. You're definitely more courageous/inventive than I am. When I used her bed, she usually wasn't in it at least. But I admire your chutzpah.
Putting pens or markers in my panties never did anything but make me even hornier desu. Not that it can't be fun, but eventually it gets to the point where you just wanna get off finally.
>But you just schlicked a few hours ago
I meant the two-person kind of relief, actually.
Which isn't to say I won't shlick again now that I'm home alone.
Don't act so surprised, it's partly your fault for talking about all this lewd stuff with me all day.
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can relate op. tore my dick masturbating this week so I'm leaving it until next week. I'm actually losing my fucking mind, I put a hole in the wall yesterday I got so angry. this is awful
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>>38172174
Did you never feel like it while she was sleeping next to you? I'm surprised. I think it was less about confidence and more about just getting crazy over how he smells and being near him. Can't say I was thinking logically doing that stuff.
>Putting pens or markers in my panties never did anything but make me even hornier
Stuff like that mostly just makes me more frustrated as well but I did have a mini orgasm once from squeezing two pencils right in that good spot. It didn't feel good for long and it hurt having them down there afterwards but it did the trick and at least saved an emergency bathroom visit.
I can't say talking lewd does the same thing for me. Not saying you're not doing a good job at it though.
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>>38172231
>tore my dick
That's a thing? Jesus, how did that even happen?
Either way I'm sorry to hear that, sounds fucking awful.
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>want to masturbate
>my dog decides now is the time to sit under my desk
why must you do this to me
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>>38172374
No, never. I get way too paranoid about it and the thought of her catching me doing that right next to her used to turn my stomach. But I've excused myself to the bathroom often enough. Basically every night. Or at least took a long shower before getting cuddly with her.
Thinking back, it's kinda strange because we've always been pretty close and open about sexuality with each other. I guess I was afraid she could somehow tell who I'm thinking about.
No worries, it wasn't my explicit intention to get you wet. Not that I'd mind it. Talking about shlicking just always gets me, no matter with whom I'm talking really.

>>38172386
Do it in bed like decent folk, anon.
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>>38172507
Getting caught doing it is probably one of my most common fantasies, but yeah I tried really hard to be discreet. I don't think anything would imply you're thinking about them, I think incest is a pretty abstract concept in real life. I once woke him up with moving around and touching his chest and he had a hunch, but I just apologized and excused myself with having had a wet dream. No mention of it afterwards.
>at least took a long shower before getting cuddly with her
I mean I dunno about your sister but I'd be suspicious of any long shower before something like that.
What's so arousing about discussing masturbation? Seems like a normal subject, but maybe I'm weird, the only thing that really gets me off is my own fantasies.
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>>38172957
Getting caught is/was a huge fantasy for me too, but well it was exactly that, a fantasy. If it happened in real life I'd still be really embarrassed, even if it wouldn't have been a big deal to her I think. She'd probably joke about it.
>excused myself with having had a wet dream
Really? Wow, that's not something I could've ever told her without blushing like crazy. I actually took me a while to get comfortable talking to her about sexual stuff, even though she always tried to make it as non-awkward as possible for me.
>I'd be suspicious of any long shower
Well yeah, but I'd rather she suspects me of diddling in the shower than catch me diddling next to her. Either way I'm really glad this is mostly behind us.
Chalk it up to never having talked about it much with anyone. It still kinda seems taboo and naughty to me, maybe that's why it's exciting.
And maybe I'm considerably gayer than you so talking about it with a qt gets me hot.
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>>38166520
Haven't masturbated since December 31st. Is there another anon who have hold that long?
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>>38173136
>She'd probably joke about it.
That's what all good people do, isn't it? I'm sure you'd enjoy her teasing you about it.
>that's not something I could've ever told her without blushing like crazy
Don't have to worry about that in the dark with a duvet over you. Besides, having a tendency to do that kind of stuff in public made me pretty good at being nonchalant about it. The only person I really talked to about sexual stuff was my oldest sister when we'd talk about boys and sometimes girls in our school. Some of it went pretty in depth, she takes after me in that regard.
Ironically for someone who has probably boiled pot noodle twice as much as I have you seem a lot more innocent with this stuff.
I-I'll take that as a compliment. I kind of know that feel.
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>girl sends lewd photo while I'm at work
>Can't help myself, rush to the bathroom to fap
>Tell her, she loves it and sends more
>She stops talking to me but I still go to the bathroom too fap now out of habit.

It's like my dick is trained now. Shit sux.
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>>38173224
God, no. I'd kill myself. Once I broke both of my wrists and I just was at everyone's throat.

>>38173500
>I'm sure you'd enjoy her teasing you about it
Yeah, definitely, nowadays I do (and don't have to hide my spaghetting anymore) - but back when it was just a pervy, hopeless crush I'd feel destroyed if she knew.
I guess it matters that I'm also really not good at being nonchalant about it, after a certain point. I can't seem to stop myself from whimpering and twitching.
Is your older sister bisexual too then, or did she just indulge you?
I wouldn't say twice as much. Depends when you started, I guess. But yeah, it was taboo for most of my life, plus overbearing mother, catholic school, I didn't ever talk much about it with anyone sadly although I always wanted to. My friends were prude bitches too.
It was meant as a compliment, qt. As far as those go, there's admittedly better ones than 'talking to you gets me sticky' but I try.

>>38173532
>the amazing Pavlovian Penis
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>>38172507
if I get on the bed he'll just want to snuggle up with me which is even worse

shutting him out of the room for the sake of my selfish pleasure makes me feel like a bad dog owner

>>38173532
>in uni dorm bathroom taking a dump
>finishing up
>guy who was sitting down when I came in gets up to leave without flushing
>tell him to flush his shit
>"I was masturbating"
>mfw
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>>38173637
>God, no. I'd kill myself. Once I broke both of my wrists and I just was at everyone's throat.

How long were you unable to fap?
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>eat dinner
>drive to my old house
>carry some heavy furniture around
>get back
>the two lewdposters are still here

>>38173833
I did it once in the uni bathroom... but I wouldn't tell people about it - woops, just did so.
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>>38173878
Five weeks hard plaster casts, and after that another three with those soft ones that at least leave the fingers free.
I still rubbed myself off on pillows and such but it didn't work half the time and just got me frustrated. It was pretty shitty.

>>38173892
Where would we go?
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>>38173637
Hey at least now you know she'd probably have given you a hand or two.
>Is your older sister bisexual too then, or did she just indulge you?
If she is bi she's probably not trubisexual(tm) like me. She's the oldest of my younger sisters and was a little more naive than me so I mostly led our conversations and she just followed along, but I think all girls can appreciate talking about a nice looking gal once in a while. I like talking to you, for instance.
About 13 or so. I don't remember if I did it as frequently as I do now, but probably less considering my recent achievements. No one told me it was bad and most people here are pretty liberal about that stuff, so luckily nothing really gave me reason to feel guilt or stop me from talking about it with others, although my friends were pretty stuck up. But maybe if you weren't so repressed you'd have ended up with a less active libido and ultimately enjoy yourself less, so there's that.
Flirt, though I can't complain with what I just said earlier.
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>>38173950
>Where would we go?
Idk some place where you don't make me horny maybe.
>tfw no lewdposting female discord friendo
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>>38173950
Well my first weeks of nofap were really difficult, I understand you.

Rubbing myself against my bed was I most pleasurable method than normal masturbation, since it was hard for you I'm guessing that you're a girl
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>>38173961
Yeah, I could've avoided four years of guilt and self-flaggelation. Oh well.
>I think all girls can appreciate talking about a nice gal once in a while
I would hope so, but I knew enough bitches at school who would bully you for the very idea.
That's a year earlier than me at least. I started doing it more often with 16-17 too, although I'm not sure why. Fully realizing my sexuality or something maybe. And Austria tends to be liberal too, just not my school/mother. But my older sister was never shy about questions, fortunately.
A little bit of harmless flirting and lewd talking is allowed, I hope.

>>38174027
Where's the fun in that? Lewdposting is best if a lot of people participate.

>>38174051
I'm a girl, yeah. Although usually rubbing on things works for me, just at the time I guess I was already really frustrated with the whole situation so nothing worked. It's very much a mental thing for me too.
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>>38174361
>I'm a girl, yeah. Although usually rubbing on things works for me, just at the time I guess I was already really frustrated with the whole situation so nothing worked. It's very much a mental thing for me too.

Just hope that thing doesn't happen to you again.

Rubbing is a great method. When my nofap is over I'm gonna go back to it. The only problem I have is that when I do it my underwear gets dirty.
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>find gf on a video game discord
>she's clingy, has short hair and is sweet and clingy
>wants to sexually please me all the time
>at first this seems too good to be true
>then she gets upset/cries when I do it to anything else it has to be with her or to her
>gets upset when I don't fap to her or with her for a day or two
>She milks me of my semen daily
>tricked me into marrying her someday and impregnating her
>A guy who never intended to marry
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>>38166520
As a guy I'm kinda jealous
>Fap maybe once a day
>If I'm lucky I'll want to fap again 8 hours later
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>>38174361
>Where's the fun in that? Lewdposting is best if a lot of people participate.
Alright then.
>I'm a girl, yeah. Although usually rubbing on things works for me, just at the time I guess I was already really frustrated with the whole situation so nothing worked.
I'm a guy but I've gotten into rubbing myself on pillows lately. Ruined my nofap streak quite a few times. The only issue is that it tends to make a mess so I usually put a towel on it.
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>>38174027
Come on now there's nothing wrong with talking about it here
>>38174361
I'm sure the suffering built character. There's an upside to it, right?
>I knew enough bitches at school who would bully you for the very idea.
And the truth is that they'd just be lying to themselves.
I'm guessing it has something to do with brain development, like a different response to the dopamine and hormone levels changing.
Well yeah, of course. I enjoy the occasional flirting. With you especially.
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>>38174693
>Come on now there's nothing wrong with talking about it here
What's hot about a guy talking about how he jerks his dick?
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>>38174480
God, I wish I get a girl like that, I don't have the capacity to take the initiative
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>doing nofap
>start getting lewd dreams
>can't decide if I should fap or continue having lewd dreams
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>>38174466
>>38174522
Fingers crossed. But I haven't been mountain biking since then, so I think I'm safe.
I didn't think guys would use rubbing to get off too, always seemed like a 'female-oriented' way to masturbate. Especially with the mentioned cleanup. It doesn't really stain for girls.

>>38174693
>suffering built character
No, suffering made me twitchy and catty as fuck.
>spoiler
Wew. Don't make me blush. Although of course it's late enough for more spaghetting, r-right?

>>38174480
I wouldn't complain about that, sounds like a fun arrangement.
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>>38174799
Wet dreams feel better than normal masturbation, at least for me.

T.I'm the anon who haven't fapped since December 31st
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>>38167347
Fleshlight though
Good nuff
Us yids get to work for it
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>>38174822
>I didn't think guys would use rubbing to get off too, always seemed like a 'female-oriented' way to masturbate. Especially with the mentioned cleanup. It doesn't really stain for girls.

I thought I was the only male who do that. For me, rubbing feels closer to actual sex even though I'm virgin, and more pleasant. I started rubbing years before using my hand. I usually do it with my clothes in so my underwear and pants always got the worst part.
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>>38174749
I dunno, I don't really get off on that kind of stuff.
>>38174799
Fap of course, but in moderation.
>>38174822
>suffering made me twitchy and catty as fuck.
I haven't seen you be catty at all, but I guess there's still surprises.
It's always a good time to noodle. I might've snuck one in while we've been talking, you never know.
>>38174836
I've found that waking up from a wet dream makes the morning ritual much easier to get into.
>since December 31st
Are you feeling okay?
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>>38174822
>I didn't think guys would use rubbing to get off too, always seemed like a 'female-oriented' way to masturbate.
Hm, I rub the underside/frenulum against the pillow and it usually generates enough friction to get off. However it takes a while, especially without any ..."visual stimuli". As >>38174964 said, it feels more pleasant than just hands, especially for a khv.
>It doesn't really stain for girls.
How so? I'd imagine the wetness to at least leave some marks. As I said, I either use a towel or just stay in my underwear.
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>be me
>in HS years ago
>in networking class
>fall asleep like I do occasionally with head on desk
>start dreaming
>it gets lewd
>oh god fucking a THICC ass bitch
>cum in pants and wake up
>have to ask teacher to go to restroom
>get to restroom and go in stall to wipe cum out of pants
>go back to class awkwardly with empty nuts

This is what happens when I no fap.
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>>38175003
>I've found that waking up from a wet dream makes the morning ritual much easier to get into.
This, it feels pretty good

>Are you feeling okay?
Way much better than in the first weeks of course
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>tfw orgasms during masturbation are better than during sex
why did I even bother losing my virginity
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>>38172376
He's probably cut. Happened to me once and I have a decently loose cut.
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>>38174964
Never really heard of guys doing it like that before, but interesting.

>>38175003
>I haven't seen you be catty at all
Well, you wouldn't, because nowadays I get myself off like four times a day so no reason to be catty at anyone.
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And I'm coming on to you? C'mon you can't say things like that and expect me not to.
I might've done it too though. A little.

>>38175050
>How so?
I don't know, it just doesn't. The most I've had is leaving like, a slight outline on my sheets, but usually it's very watery/clear and doesn't leave any spots anywhere. And I've been rubbing off on pillows forever, I'd notice.

>>38175169
I still don't get it. How do you hurt yourself there, even if you're circumcised? I thought circumcision would prevent getting caught in stuff.
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I swear i hate fat people
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>>38175201
>Never really heard of guys doing it like that before, but interesting.
There's always something new to learn. What else would you like to know?
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>>38175131
Don't you get urges or anything? It must be tedious.
>>38175201
Noschlick is still on the table. Some masochism might do you good.
Hey, you started it.
Interesting. Maybe we synchronized doing it. Just a little.
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>>38175144
I'm a virgin and I really want to have sex since I don't know how it feels like. Maybe it'll upsetting or maybe amazing. I just know that it's better than not even trying
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>>38175329
>Don't you get urges or anything? It must be tedious.
Yeah, but with time it gets easier to control it.
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>>38175201
>I thought circumcision would prevent getting caught in stuff.
Huh, it doesn't get stuck in anything. Just rubbing a cut dick, with enough friction, can tear where the circumcision scar is. You can think of it like reopening an old wound.
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>>38175308
Well, since you're asking: Do guys watch porn and fap together? I went to a girl's school and that was one of those huge myths going around. Never really had any close guy friends I could ask (or maybe they'd have just lied anyway)

>>38175329
>Noschlick is still on the table.
I'd say I'd go for it if you do, too, but I have a feeling I'd give in way faster.
You stop that, you're going to make me die of dehydration.
Synched orgasms are so my thing. Wew.

>>38175420
Jesus Christ. I don't even have a dick and that made me wince.
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>>38166520
I know this feel but I'm a guy. Lately I've been insatiably horny. Any cute fembots want to live with me and we can pleasure each other all day?
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>>38166520
>tfw masturbating to degenerate diaper porn every day
it's awful but it feels so gooooooooood
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>>38175578
that's hot though
link some of it
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>>38166520
How do you masturbate?
Do you do it the clitoris way, dildo way or fingering yourself way?
and at what age did you start, OP?
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>>38175452
>Do guys watch porn and fap together?

That's the most common fapping. I also did it a couple times with pic related
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>>38175452
>Do guys watch porn and fap together?
As far as I know it does happen but it's pretty rare, especially these days. It usually happens when only one person has porn and they all need to take that time together to fap.
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>>38175602
I'd say it's like 90% clitoral stimulation. Rubbing, rubbing on things, showerhead, massager wand. All about the sweet spot.
I don't mind vaginal stimulation and I do finger myself, especially when I get close, but rarely climax that way. But never used a dildo (or even have one)
So, overall, pretty normal I guess.
Started with 14.

>>38175603
>that's the most common
>>38175644
>it's pretty rare
Anons I'm getting conflicting messages here.
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Since there's chicks here this is probably the best place to ask. How old to normal for females to start shlicking? I caught my 9 year old niece awhile ago humping her own foot. I was pretty freaked out.
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>>38175681
He's fucking with you. Fapping as a group is in no way common.
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>>38175704
think I started at around 7
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>>38175681
Alright, did you mean fap and watch porn at the same time or group masturbation?
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>>38175738
How did you started?

Originaldo
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>>38175704
Definitely not unheard of. It varies quite a bit (as I said I was 14) but it's not that unusual to start early, I'd say. Apparently my sister was like that, without much understanding what she's doing besides 'it feels good'.
That being said, and while I'm a great proponent of masturbation, and lots of it, I've heard of girls not knowing what they're doing and ending up hurting themselves in some retarded way, so maybe that's something to consider.
But it's not something to freak out over, I think. She's just curious about herself, everyone is.

>>38175723
Hm, okay thanks. Just a girl school myth I guess. I don't know, I thought on one hand, guys seem to be much more relaxed/open about masturbation among themselves, but on the other, they're also waaaay more afraid of gayness.

>>38175765
I meant masturbating together. With or without porn I guess.
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>>38175385
Doesn't sound healthy but you do you.
>>38175420
Jesus that hurt to think about.
>>38175452
Considering my current record I doubt it. You're on.
You stop first.
Especially when you're holding each other and can feel it build up in unison, right? I wish I could know that feel. Soon maybe.
>>38175704
I started at 13. No idea if that's late or early.
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>>38175780
cant remember what I done 12 years ago exactly but I remember squeezing my legs together. didnt really know what i was doing at the time
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>>38175784
>I meant masturbating together. With or without porn I guess.
No, that's gay
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usually once a day is fine for me, but if I use my butt then I need to fap like three times in a row to cool down.
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who else here /afraidotherpeoplecansmellthattheymasturbatefrequently/
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>>38166520
>horny
>stay pure
>let it wear of
>still not corrupted

Who /pureandlovingit/ here
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>>38175821
Nice, do you remember something from your 12 - 18 years?
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>>38175802
>Doesn't sound healthy
Why?
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>>38175802
>You're on
L-like I said, I don't think I can go through with it. I took a day off this week just because and God did it suck.
Come and make me.
I've never actually climaxed in unison either. I always kinda get carried away with it and finish too quickly, and it's just difficult to time because once you get close you kinda stop being 100% focus on your partner so she gets left behind a little until you come. At least that's how it's been for me.

>>38175855
Ah okay. Fair enough.

>>38175864
"Your room always smells like a brothel"
t. my sister
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>>38175864
I take shower every day before go out. I take bath every week. I should be proud of my libido, esecially when I see viagras ads
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>>38175940
>Ah okay. Fair enough.
Any other questions, darling?
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>>38175929
I dunno it sounds healthier to do it in moderation. I couldn't stand abstaining.
>>38175940
I'll have to promise not to steal your sister instead
>>38175974
Nice Nier pic, 2B is a cute
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>>38175906
oh yeah, i masturbated alot but I never fingered myself or used sex toys. At 13-14 I masturbated alot because i started menstruating and my hormones were too much to handle
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>>38176026
I wonder how much semen was wasted cause of her
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>>38176026
>I dunno it sounds healthier to do it in moderation. I couldn't stand abstaining.
My body gets rid of my semen by wetdreaming and leaking. I think I'm fine
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>>38175591
it's mostly 2d desu although i do have a lot of videos
tfw no diapered futa gf
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>>38176044
Yeah, I understand you. These years are pretty active. Why you haven't used sex toys?
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>>38175996
Yeah, I know men don't have a cycle obviously but does male horniness vary throughout the month, in any way? If you've noticed I mean.
And if so, why?
More generally, how often do you masturbate?

>>38176026
>implying you could steal her. I'd have her in on it and then we'd both attack simultaneously
Also
>another Nier poster
I guess I should really play that.

>>38176044
This so much. Fuck, I regularly missed half of first class because I didn't leave the bed in time. Or the shower. Hormonal rollercoaster.

>>38176089
Yeah but that's not very fun, right?
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>>38167696
Gov Gary?
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>>38176118
When I was younger I was waay to shy to ask or buy myself, I didnt want people to know I masturbated.

Not much has changed, I still never have used a sex toy and nobody in real life knows I masturbate. Not sure why i'm not more open about it.

>>38176121
me.too.
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>>38166954
Same boat, I use deprived sex as a drug to keep me off depressing thoughts, but it led me to a few casual gay hookups that I deeply feel ashamed of in retrospect, but everytime I get depressed my lust cones back even stronger...
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>>38176121
>does male horniness vary throughout the month, in any way?
Not for me at least

how often do you masturbate?
Used to do it almost every day like once or twice a day, and three times some times.
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If you dont ejaculate atleast 20 times a month

You increase your chances of developing prostate cancer.
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I'm almost 22 years old and still get horny ALL THE TIME throughout the day. I jerked off once before work, and I'm sitting here at my desk trying not to be lewd. First thing I'm gonna do is jack off when I get home, lordy.

Why am I like this?
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>>38176084
Gallons I presume
But let's not underestimate 9S' amazing shota legs here
>>38176089
That sounds more messy and a hassle to deal with, plus doesn't that mean you need to relieve it yourself since it's probably doing it as an emergency measure and not at all healthy?
>>38176121
I won't complain but don't act like you'd be able to do that. It's going to be us on you and you won't be able to do anything about it.
>I guess I should really play that.
Yes.
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>>38176121
Another guy here
>Yeah, I know men don't have a cycle obviously but does male horniness vary throughout the month, in any way?
No, why would it. Male arousal is more like a gradual build up that resets every time we orgasm.
>More generally, how often do you masturbate?
Personally I would probably masturbate once a day but I have almost no privacy so I end up masturbating like once or twice a week.
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>>38176121
>Yeah but that's not very fun, right?
More or less, I kinda miss calling myself sempai
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27 year old virgin, who has probably 23 years left of his disproportionate sex drive.
Just kill me, if I were female I'd only have to suffer for 3 more years (oh who am I kidding, it's impossible to keep your virginity when you are female).
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>>38176103
thats really hot honestly
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>>38176196
>Not much has changed, I still never have used a sex toy and nobody in real life knows I masturbate. Not sure why i'm not more open about it.

At least you can openly talk about masturbation here. Also, you can finger yourself
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>>38176314
I'm afraid of falling for gay meme cause of him.
And what if OP is a gay erplayer who is feeding us coolstories about his imaginary inner girl?
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>>38176170
Who and/or what?

>>38176196
I'd recommend getting one of those smaller wand massagers, I got one and they're pretty cool, even if it's just for variety, or having a lazy/comfy play occasionally.

>>38176277
That seems pretty normal then? Why 'used to' though?

>>38176289
Regular masturbation can prevent cervical cancer in girls, too. And ease period cramps. Be healthy anons.

>>38176314
>it's going to be us on you and you won't be able to do anything about it
Oh, no, poor me! Please don't hurt me all that much.
Really though how'd you convince her to switch sides instead of going at it/youwith me?

>>38176316
>once or twice a week
Seriously? Jesus. And is that enough for you or do you feel tense and shitty constantly?

I have to say the male anons here masturbate much less than I thought they would.
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>You will never have your balls crushed by a lesbian addicted to masturbation as she masturbated uncontrollably while looking at porn that actually arouses her
Why live?
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>>38176314
>doesn't that mean you need to relieve it yourself since it's probably doing it as an emergency measure and not at all healthy?
Oh well, I don't think my balls are gonna blow up or something like that. I don't really know how this abstinence could affect my health
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>>38176424
>Why 'used to' though?
I'm the anon who haven't fap since December 31st
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>>38176424
>Seriously? Jesus. And is that enough for you or do you feel tense and shitty constantly?
I'm a pretty easy going guy. I only really get tense or annoyed if I keep getting interrupted by people and can't finish after not fapping for a week. Which actually happens somewhat often since I fap in the bathroom and it takes me over an hour to orgasm most of the time. Also, a note about my arousal after not masturbating for a long time, after like 2 weeks I get a really strong urge to rape even though I'm a virgin but after like a month or more my libido goes almost to zero until I fap again.
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>>38176418
9S is committed to 2B, don't gay on him
>>38176424
I get the idea she and I are a little more dominant than you, so it'd be the natural progression, clearly.
>>38176459
I mean it probably has long term effects but if you're happy waking up in a jizz puddle or whatever for the rest of your life you do you
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>Coupleposting
Not canon
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>>38176657
>but if you're happy waking up in a jizz puddle or whatever for the rest of your life you do you

It's only until this year ends or I get actual sex. Let's hope I don't die
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>>38175864
they said the air feels "stagnant" and that I should "open my door to let the air flow better" even though I have a window open most of the time
take that as you will
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>>38176359
yeah it's hot af, good taste my man
tfw this gives me a boner every time
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>>38176444
Oddly specific fetish but nice trips.
A-and I'm not addicted it's just a hobby shut up.

>>38176480
Oh right, my bad.

>>38176625
That's just crazy to me. I mean, I think it's great that it works out for you but I can't even begin to imagine how you can stand it.
Also taking an hour to climax sounds like a hassle too. I mean it can take some time for me but if I really go for it I can easily come in 10-15 minutes. Faster still with the vibe.
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>>38176743
>Oh right, my bad.
Anything else to ask?

Also: are you a girl?
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>>38176740
could you create a thread on /d/ and hook me up with a dump of this stuff?
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>>38176657
Almost forgot you now.
That's true I guess. Although I didn't think you had a taste for dominance. I'd love to see it, though.

>>38176784
Nothing that comes to mind right now. Well, what's a male orgasm like? I realize that's probably pretty difficult to put into words though.
I'm a girl yes.
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>>38176843
>what's a male orgasm like?
Well, it feels very pleasant when I get to the peak, like I'm letting all myself in my ejaculation, and then I stop being horny.
>I suck at explaining

>i'm a girl yes.
Nice, the thought of talking to a girl gets me hard, I'm probably leaking now
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>>38176784
Not her but how painful is it to have a surprise erection in public?
>>38176843
Yeah I might go to sleep soon
Maybe not completely dominant but I like a little control depending on my mood.
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>>38176795
nah too lazy, artist name is cocco, should be easy to find
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>>38177011
I think most of this thread, female or male, is probably leaking now.
Another, less sexy question but I'm curious, can you accidentally sit down on your balls?

>>38177019
Uh, I might go to sleep soon too. Sleep, yea.
Well I'm pretty consistently submissive so that works perfectly for me.
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>>38177094
Yeah, sleep. I might boil some pasta before though just as a snack, would you want some?
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>>38177019
>Not her but how painful is it to have a surprise erection in public?

There was one time when a girl was being very affective with me (they used to do it because they knew I was a beta and that made me pretty nervous) as expected expected I was hard, but was hiding it with my backpack, one guy noticed it and point it out, they made me quite the backpack and saw my boner. Felt like shit
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>>38176743
>Also taking an hour to climax sounds like a hassle too
Yeah, it can be. I used to think it would be an advantage if I ever did have sex(lol) but when I got an onahole I found out that trusting into it instead of just stoking makes me orgasm almost instantly so presumably I'd actually orgasm prematurely during sex. Also, it's a hassle to clean and makes a bit of noise so I get to use it maybe once every 4 months.
>>38176843
>Well, what's a male orgasm like? I realize that's probably pretty difficult to put into words though.
Uh, feels good man. It's a kinda unique feeling, sorta like... squirting water out of your mouth in spurts but out of my dick and it feels really fucking good.
>>38177094
>Another, less sexy question but I'm curious, can you accidentally sit down on your balls?
Did it once, hurt like a bitch, obviously. Pretty difficult to do though, not really sure I could replicate it if I tried.

This thread is sorta making me wish I was born female. Feels bad man.
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>>38177094
>you accidentally sit down on your balls?
Made a bad legs moves a couple times but that's not literally sitting on them
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>>38177019
>Not her but how painful is it to have a surprise erection in public?
Never really got many of those, maybe one or two, and they never hurt.
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>>38177219
Again? I'm not sure, I'm feeling a little stuffed.
But you seem to be pretty convincing.

>>38177260
Being female has some pretty obvious disadvantages too, sexually. Remember that 3/4ths of girls cannot reliably orgasm vaginally, or you spend five days a month more or less just suffering.
But admittedly I can't complain about the diddling. That is way fun.
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>>38177226
Sorry about that anon. They sound like shitty people.
>>38177321
Huh. I figured it hurt since some guys seem to compare it to periods. It's probably different per individual I guess.
>>38177370
Oh come on. It'll be my ninth serving. Tucker in and sleep it off.
>3/4ths of girls cannot reliably orgasm vaginally
I stand by it that vaginal orgasms are a meme and the g spot is a myth
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>>38177370
>Being female has some pretty obvious disadvantages too, sexually.
I suppose though some of the feeling of wanting to be born female is that if I were born female I might no have been MUTILATED AS A BABY. REEEEEE FUCKING WOMEN AND JEWS.
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>>38177498
>They sound like shitty people.
Normies are shitty in general. Lucky I don't feel as bad as before about it

Any other question, darling?
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>>38177498
>it'll be my ninth serving
Goddamn. I'm at seven. I'll have another quick one before bed now and see that I get to ten before my doctor's appointment tomorrow morning.
>vaginal orgasms are a meme
I don't know really. I think they're tricky as hell. The whole 'G-spot orgasm button' thing is a meme but there's still this spot on my upper wall that feels noticeably different/rough. I recently read it might just be an extension of the clitoris nerve bundle though (which would fit the location)

Either way, good night spaghetti-chan and other anons. Didn't think my thread would survive that long. Fingers crossed its still here when I wake up.
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>>38177576
Do you need to masturbate every time you get hard or can/do you ignore it sometimes? Like morning wood and stuff
And do you use a bidet/wetwipes? I like knowing about personal hygiene.
>>38177689
I'll in my double digits before you even wake up.
Yeah I think I read that the clitoris kind of envelops the vagina at some points and you could probably orgasm from that I guess, but that's technically still clitoral.
Sleepy nights
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>>38177801
I am not at all the person you responded to but I want to respond anyways
>Do you need to masturbate every time you get hard or can/do you ignore it sometimes? Like morning wood and stuff
morning wood is usually just "it's hard, ok"
I don't even notice it most of the time and then it goes away
other times, it comes about randomly and then it's pretty easy to ignore
if I'm horny though, it's pretty hard to ignore
>do you use a bidet?
I live in the US and we don't have those but I always take a shower afterwords to make sure I'm squeeky clean, I don't like feeling dirty after using the bathroom
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>tfw almost 30
>tfw only want to fap once every few days now

who /old/ here?
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>>38177801
I can ignore it, but not if the need is very strong. There were times that I faped even if I didn't want to, but it was in my first days of being neet, probably I was just bored.
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>>38166520
Me
>tfw I jerk off 10+ times a day
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>>38177972
Oh.. I just use normal toilet paper
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>>38177801
>Do you need to masturbate every time you get hard
No, not at all. I only need masturbate when very aroused. Trying to masturbate just because I have morningwood is even kinda counterproductive since I'd just become flaccid.
>And do you use a bidet/wetwipes?
I live in the US so no bidet. No wetwipes either, I'm poor as fuck.
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>>38177890
I figured morning wood meant you had to get off, but I guess not.
I don't think it'd be that hard to install a bidet though, you can get them as a simple toilet attachment too. My downstairs is probably a lot cleaner than the rest of me at any time.
>>38177972
Yeah I get the masturbating while bored thing. It's a good exercise to just pass the time.
>>38178017
Oh come on at least look into wet wipes, just toilet paper is pretty bad. They aren't that expensive if you just get cheap baby wipes, at least not in the Netherlands, and you can fold them for multiple uses.
>>38178051
>since I'd just become flaccid.
Wait wouldn't stroking it keep it hard even if you weren't aroused? Or does the blood just immediately circulate to some other place if you're not horny?
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>>38178469
>Yeah I get the masturbating while bored thing. It's a good exercise to just pass the time.
Yeah, but since the nofap thing I don't do it anymore

>Oh come on at least look into wet wipes, just toilet paper is pretty bad. They aren't that expensive if you just get cheap baby wipes, at least not in the Netherlands, and you can fold them for multiple uses.

It's pretty pointless since the nofap thing but I'll try to buy them when I get back to fapping
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>>38178593
I still think you should try to achieve a healthy balance instead of abstaining
>I'll try to buy them when I get back to fapping
Oh I didn't mean for cleaning up in that way, I meant after using the toilet and stuff
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>>38178673
>I still think you should try to achieve a healthy balance instead of abstaining
Idk i really wanted it to be a year long.

>Oh I didn't mean for cleaning up in that way, I meant after using the toilet and stuff
Do I lose manliness if I use it?
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>>38178794
I mean if you actually manage a full year the accomplishment would probably feel pretty good. It's entirely up to you.
>Do I lose manliness if I use it?
You'll be a lot cleaner and healthier, that's for sure.
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>>38178469
>Wait wouldn't stroking it keep it hard even if you weren't aroused?
No. Though maybe that's because I'm cut so I don't really have a lot of feeling in my dick, who knows.
>Or does the blood just immediately circulate to some other place if you're not horny?
Not immediately, it can take anywhere from five to twenty minutes for morning wood to go down.
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>>38178839
>It's entirely up to you.
i'll try to become a legend among men and finish it. It's not like i really love myself

>You'll be a lot cleaner and healthier, that's for sure.
nice, will buy them
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>>38167331
How drunk were you when you wrote that?
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>>38178867
I always thought that guys would get an erection just from rubbing it, even indirectly.
But yeah there's probably a difference between cut and uncut and all the variations of circumcision. It's pretty awful. Have you ever thought about foreskin restoration?
>>38178925
It's good to love yourself, even if you don't feel like you deserve it.
>nice, will buy them
I suggest using normal toilet paper until you think it's clean and then use a wet or baby wipe. The amount of feces that's still left can be pretty disgusting, especially with diarrhea. Sorry for being disgusting myself by talking about it.
Also, bidet.
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>>38179141
>Have you ever thought about foreskin restoration?
Foreskin restoration is a meme
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>>38176121
>Yeah, I know men don't have a cycle obviously but does male horniness vary throughout the month, in any way
I have high drive normally, but once a month I get so horny that no matter how many times I fap I'm still wanting more.
Used to drive me to have one nigh stands and things because I just couldnt clear my head without that, no matter how much I jerked it.
Figured out only later that it coincides with the full moon. From a couple of days before to a couple days after, I can't stop sexual thoughts, idk why.
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>>38179141
>It's good to love yourself, even if you don't feel like you deserve it.
Thanks for the advice, i'lll keep it in mind. It's nice to find a nice person like you.

>I suggest using normal toilet paper until you think it's clean and then use a wet or baby wipe. The amount of feces that's still left can be pretty disgusting, especially with diarrhea. Sorry for being disgusting myself by talking about it.
Got it, thanks

>Also, bidet.
to expensive for me

Also, sorry for the late response
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>>38174822
>I didn't think guys would use rubbing to get off too

Another anon, but that's how I started and I thought it was normal

First experience

>got home from school
>was watching TV
>the way my boxers were rubbing on my junk felt good
>got a boner
>started to move my hips
>never felt this feeling in my life
>I really get off to it
>ejaculate in my boxers

>Tell my friends I ruba-dub if we get to that subject

They laugh at me but I have no clue why

>They taught me how to stroke (lot's of giggles ensued here, because I couldn't get hard)

>at first it was difficult, but then it became second nature


Sometimes I do ruba-dub if I'm in the mood(very aroused)

It actually feels a lot better than stroking and the orgasm I get is completely different

It takes a bit more effort though but I do prefer ruba-dubs

I'm circumcised also, plus I don't use lotion because I don't like it and it feels weird

Sister's caught me rubbing 2 or 3 times also over the years (not knocking)
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>>38179203
I don't know much about it but apparently some people get good results. That must mean something, right?
>>38179331
>once a month I get so horny that no matter how many times I fap I'm still wanting more.
>Figured out only later that it coincides with the full moon
Getting a bestial sex drive under the full moon is pretty metal if you ask me
On the topic, I've read that guys have kind of a seasonal cycle, where you have really high testosterone in winter and low in summer, and they found that births are a lot more common nine months after the supposed peak testosterone levels. I thought it was pretty interesting.
>>38179379
Thanks, you too.
>to expensive for me
I think the little cheaper bidets you can attach to the toilet are like 50 or 60 euros, which isn't crazy expensive for something that will probably last a few years.
>Also, sorry for the late response
That's okay, I think I respond pretty late too. Other stuff to do, you know?
>>38179587
In just your boxers? Is that really enough pressure or are you really sensitive?
>the orgasm I get is completely different
How so?
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Are you me, OP? This is a huge problem in my life. If I masturbate once, then I might as well throw away the next few hours of my day. The more I masturbate the more turned on I get. It's like I get more easily turned on by less blatantly erotic things but also proportionally more turned on by things that are more and more degenerate.
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>>38179141
Different Anon
>Have you thought about foreskin restoration.

It's totally worth it. It takes a couple years, but the results are permanent and easily a hundred times better compared to when you start. Sensitivity increases and stays permanent, and when you get enough skin to have the gliding sensation back, it pretty much doubles.

When you grow enough skin to have constant coverage, your sensitivity grows even higher because your skin becomes unkeratinzed.
Really neat shit, honestly. The only downside to restoring is that it's hard to tell if you're getting any progress.

There are dudes that got impatient and ended up causing nerve damage. Don't be like them. Take it slow and carefully, making sure there is never any pain, or stretching so hard that you cause pain.
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>>38168698
>Isn't that a good thing if you want to get into a relationship, fampai?
Libido doesn't fix looks, personality or roasties
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I'm not usually horny or anything, but sometimes something will grab me.
>Out on the town
>At a cafe, readin
>See an older lady just drinking coffee, sitting on a couch, wearing a skirt
>Glance up from my book for a second
>See her milky thighs squish together as she crosses her legs
>Instantly aroused
>Have to pick up my coffee and leave
>Almost crash my car because I can't get the idea of just eating someone out out of my head
>Go into my bed and just grind on my pillow for hours
>Have really strong orgasms
>When I cum I wrap my legs and cling onto my pillow while squirming in awkward, halfconcious grinding
>Fall asleep fantasizing about being in a lover's arms, face in her chest or her arms around mine
And then I wake up the next morning and go about the new day as if nothing ever happened.
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>>38179719
>I think the little cheaper bidets you can attach to the toilet are like 50 or 60 euros, which isn't crazy expensive for something that will probably last a few years.
I live in a third world shithole it'd be a hell to get one.

One funny thing that i was forgetting is that i use to ask femanons what their favorite toilet paper one is. I don't know if i have asked you though.
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>>38172132
do you want to meet up and do buttstuff together nohomo?
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>>38179771
What method did you use?
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>>38179719

>In just your boxers? Is that really enough pressure or are you really sensitive?

Well that was when I was younger so a lot of things contribute I imagine, my young hormones on overdrive, never really pleasured myself before, etc plus the jeans might've played a big part

>How so?

I don't know how to describe it my whole body experiences it unlike if I just stroked it, honestly I would shake? Or something along those lines and become somewhat audible in the pleasure I'm experiencing, I get pretty heated also sweat and everything

I don't experience any of that when I stroke it's pretty boring actually lol
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>tried to do nofap last week
>didn't really try, i just didn't have time to fap
>ended up fapped 3 times yesterday and once today, edged for about 2 hours

Well i guess that's how it is then
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>>38179771
That's really interesting
So does sensitivity fully heal? Or will it still be kind of damaged
>>38179825
>Go into my bed and just grind on my pillow for hours
Pillows are patrician, there's no better and softer way to get off.
>>38179874
>what their favorite toilet paper one is
I don't understand the question but I'd answer it if I could
>>38179961
Do you do it really often or is it just an occasional thing? Maybe doing it rarely makes it more pleasurable in an emotional and hormonal way.
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>>38179943
Well I'm still restoring, not quite at my goal yet.
But for a while I just cross taped overnight, and eventually started retaining when I grew enough skin (which took roughly a year and a half).
After that I figured I wanted to grow more skin, so this year I started doing manual stretches along with retaining. I try to stretch every day, unless the skin is tender, I take a break for a day or two.
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>>38180060
>I don't understand the question but I'd answer it if I could

I mean, your favorite paper toilet brand. I began asking this question because i wanted to talk with girls but in a very originaru way. That was the first question, i use to ask more though.
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>>38180060
For me, and many others it fully healed.
Not only that, but in many cases it doubles or even triples within the first year.
Anything after that you're looking at gradually increasing sensitivity, which permanently stays.

If you're also interested in healing your sensitivity, get some stuff called Aquaphor and "generously" apply some, then leave it on.
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>>38179753
How do you stop?
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>>38180060
Pillows are the best. When I was a kid, I would always sleep with a ton of stuffed animals. I would want to be covered in softness. Things really haven't changed, though. Just swap out stuffed animals with boobs
I really want to get a Hitachi magic wand, but I'm afraid I'll get addicted to masturbating
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how to toy for curious boy?
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thread is not helping the nofap run...
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I love it and I'm even doing it right now!
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>>38180385
I haven't fap since december 31st and i can easily spend hours in this kind of threads
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>>38179996
Sometimes it's better to enjoy doing what you can.
>>38180170
I dunno
I just use what my parents buy
>>38180194
Huh, I read that some of the nerve endings will always be dead. Isn't the actual uncut foreskin different from what you'd "grow" out?
Circumcision isn't a problem for me, fortunately.
>>38180361
Are you me? I still sleep with my stuffies, I have two identical and really soft penguins which I've had since I was a kid.
>I really want to get a Hitachi magic wand
I tried using a vibe and found out it just made me oversensitive way too fast, also got kind of scared it would permanently make me less sensitive, so it just ended up hidden away somewhere. I think just hands is fine, but hey, there's nothing wrong with trying a little more even if you end up addicted. That just adds to the fun.
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>>38180510
>Circumcision isn't a problem for me, fortunately.
I wish I could circumcise women that browsed /r9k/ to be honest.
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>>38180510
>I dunno
>I just use what my parents buy

ok ok here's the second one:

What kind of underwear do you use?
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>>38180060
Now that I talked about it so much it's been awhile but when I was doing it consistently it was great every goddamn time ugghjhtefbb, to be honest I would go for 2 or 3 rounds or even more desu and the feeling would be enhanced I don't know why I've not done it recently but if I do it now I'll probably be in heaven but I can't really at this time but I would like to when I get the chance
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>>38180388
how good you feeling right now?
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>>38180510
I used to have a pengiun stuffed animal I always slept with. I won it for my mother at a dumb carnival. After she died, I nevee let go of it. I can't find it though. I bet it's in a bag in my shed somewhere, but I'm afraid to dig up old memories.
I really get addicted to fear more than anything though. Getting pushed over the edge by a lover terrifies me but I love it. Struggling from overstimulation seems too appealing.
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>>38180215
Eventually I get tired and go to sleep or have things I need to do that force me to leave the house. If I start early and don't have much to do, ~5 times isn't uncommon.
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>tfw jerking bepis the "normal" way doesn't do shit to you so you jerk in a really weird way
Rub bepis head against my right leg super fast. It works really well, surprisingly, but I can only do it while sitting down.
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>>38180811
Boi or girl?

originaldo
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>>38180510
>Isn't the actual uncut foreskin different from what you'd "grow" out?
Yes, it's not exactly the same as having actual foreskin. There isn't that ridged band that helps keep the head covered, etc.
You do, however, get the gliding sensation back, and a very high amount of sensitivity. It's not quite the same, but it's pretty damn close.
The crazy shit is, that since I've been restoring, I've grown so much more skin, and even entire new veins in addition to an insane amount of sensitivity.
Restoring your foreskin is as close as you're gonna get to the real thing if you're cut. Nobody knows if foregen is even going to get out of clinical trials.
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>>38167291
Oh girl, you have no idea.

I'm the worst. I've been through multiple cycles of nofap/noporn trying to cure myself so someday I might be a decent man for some woman... Never works out though cuz I'm just fuckin horny all the damn time... Breaking a cycle is the best cuz my loads are humongous.. I've also learned to hold back my orgasm, and have achieved orgasm without ejaculation (multi-orgasmic). Once I learned that I knew it was all over for me... Addicted for life.
Sometimes if I know I have no responsibilities, I'll lock myself in my room with a bottle of water, some hard alcohol, weed, and various other goodies and just stay in there for hours... And I mean HOURS of edging. I can go multiple nuts in a row, but I prefer to just work on one for lengthy periods.

It's gotten so bad that I've been known to completely ignore my basic needs, forgoing food and sleep so I can continue a session, only breaking for a quick piss (while fully erect mind you - that also takes practice btw).

Idk if you have an aheago fetish, but I genuinely make stupid faces like that while I'm in the blissful heaven of a long stroke session.

I'm a slave... someone kill me please.
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>>38180896
I'm cut I always thought uncut and cuts felt the same thing, so I'm guessing having the extra foreskin makes it better? I'm pretty curious now
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>>38175704
Uhh I started at four or five.
Idk really
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>>38180618
I mostly wear normal plain panties or boyshorts. Nothing special really.
>>38180620
Have fun when you do get to it.
>>38180706
Sorry about your mom.
I can get that feeling, knowing your partner is in complete control of how you feel and you can't do anything about it makes it so much better.
>>38180811
I'm guessing it interferes a lot with your life. There's a fine balance between doing it enough to be satisfied but keeping it moderate so you don't stay horny all throughout the day. I'm not OP but I can't say I dislike being addicted at the end of the day. Unless I'm oversensitive. That can be a pain.
>>38180896
It's been pretty interesting to read on, thanks. I'm glad you're getting better.
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>>38180896
>that ridged band that helps keep the head covered

I want to get rid of mine, anon, it'd broke if i had sex.
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>>38181004
>Have fun when you do get to it.

Definitely!
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>>38181004
>I mostly wear normal plain panties or boyshorts

Nice. One of my goals is to masturbate smelling girls underwear.

Since you are european you most be pale, don't you?
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>>38180983
>I'm cut I always thought uncut and cuts felt the same thing
Fucking hilarious, how naive can you be. The difference is so stark you may as well not even have a dick if you're cut.
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>>38180983
It's extremely different.
A common comparison is rubbing the back of your hand with one finger, then rubbing the palm of your hand with one finger.
Having the extra skin is kind of the same way. I found so many new ways to beat off it's kind of embarrassing.
If you're curious there are a lot of guides, and instructions on how to restore your foreskin.
Keep in mind that this shit takes can take months or even years based on your goal, and should be seen as a long term goal. You won't get instant results.
>>38181004
Hey, no problem. As creepy as it sounds I try to convince other anons to try restoring their foreskin. The difference is really hard to put into words. I fixed my death grip, weird masturbating habits, and even made my dick one nice, even skin tone compared to the two really contrasting skin tones I had before. I was kinda self conscious about it.
>>38181007
In your case you can stretch it back slowly in the bathtub for a couple months. You can help speed it up with some steroid cream. Just talk to a doctor and tell them what's up (even though it's awkward as fuck) Then you just do those stretches, and apply a small amount of the cream only at that point you can't pull back, and re-apply it a couple times a day.
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>>38181126
I mean you could buy them if you really needed to.
I'm pretty milk tier. I have a sun allergy so I can't go out in the sun for long, and my nose gets red really easily from previous sunburn. And my arms bleed slightly if they're out for too long.
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>>38181176
Shieeet man.. is it really that different? And better? I was always rooting for cut because of being able to clean your junk easier kek, btw your remark is excused
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>>38181252
>btw your remark is excused
Suck my dick, faggot.
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>>38166520
lately my libido has been off the fucking charts high
like jesus fucking christ, can't take a nap out in public without having wet dreams
boners 24/7
have to milk me donger at least 5 times a day, sometimes i'll finish fapping and still be hard as a rock so i just fap again
last night there was so much precum in my boxes that you'd swear i had a vageenie if you've seen it
my cock reeks and musky cock
the smell alone is so strong it turns me on even though i'm 150% straight

summer truly is a magical time

>TFW no cumdump cockhungry GF
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>>38181223
>I mean you could buy them if you really needed to.
i'm a poorfag with no credit card

>I'm pretty milk tier. I have a sun allergy so I can't go out in the sun for long, and my nose gets red really easily from previous sunburn. And my arms bleed slightly if they're out for too long.
God, you're making me go hard as rock.
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>>38181365
Sorry uncut dick faggot, better clean yourself better first because who knows how many tribes of bacteria from all over this fucking planet you have under there, I rather contract Ebola and slowly die you disgusting slime fuck

kek
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>>38181574
Is sun damaged skin your fetish?
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>>38181789
I didn't know how cute this sounded until I thought about it
it sounds pretty cute
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>>38181789
White girls in general, but the whiter they are, they get better
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>>38181805
>>38181838
I guess
It doesn't help in the summer though, I want to wear dresses and sometimes do anyway but most times I have to wear thick black clothes with long sleeves and occasionally a hat. Legs aren't really that sensitive so thankfully I can at least air those out so I don't end up a walking sweat puddle.
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>>38181900
The picture of you generated in my brain is relly cute as i know you are irl.
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nofap is gay but i'm trying to quit porn. Do girls on facebook count as porn because they're the last thing i have to get off to.
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>>38182007
>Do girls on facebook count as porn
no, go ahead
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>>38181961
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be reassuring but thanks
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>>38166520
I'd like to do that again, it's been years since I masturbated relentlessly for the day.
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>>38167331
Becoming a liquid would take away anyone's libido, Anon.
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>>38182060
Sorry if i made you feel uncomfortable
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>>38175452
>Do guys watch porn and fap together?

Story time! Gather round youngins

>Pre-internet porn (internet around, but not everyone had it and it sucked ass anyway)
>me and the boys in my neighborhood would do just about anything to get our hands on some fap material
>one of the guys we knew found a porn tape in his parents bedroom called Bow Down Bitches 2
>we used to have what we called "porn days"
>it involved all of us going to someones house to watch the porn
>No, we did not jerk it with each other, sorry to disappoint
>One by one, we would each excuse ourselves
>"Uh.. I have to uh, go ... home now..."
>We all laugh and smile at the person leaving
>that porn tape made its rounds of possession
>even made a bootleg copy of it

Shit, porn stuff was crazy before the internet, people take for granted how scarce smut was for a teenage boy back in those days.
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>>38182161
Oh no that's fine, I thought it was a cute thing to say
>>38182169
I guess the extra effort made the reward much better, right?
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>>38182242
>Oh no that's fine, I thought it was a cute thing to say
Congratulations, you made me blush
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>>38182315
Well aren't you easily impressionable.
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>>38182404
Y-yeah you got me. That's actually a way to bully me and some girls used to do it
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>>38174836
>every wet dream ends with me cucking myself
Why
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>>38182242
Honestly, even in the early days of the internet, part of the thrill was hunting down new and interesting material.

The first porn I ever saw was my dads hidden stash. Porn magazines. It was such a rush to sneak and get a good look.

One time we found porn scraps scattered around the neighborhood, and stashed 'em. I mean I'm talking super scrounging for material here you have no idea. Even little advertisement booklets that had barely any good shit in them were prized possessions because then I had a stash of my own, at my disposal.

Shit, before I even had any porn available, used to jerk it to Fredrick's of Hollywood mags.
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>>38182453
I'm not surprised, you're coming off as pretty timid
I'd bully you more but I gotta sleep
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>>38166520
Never stop anon, the reddit no fap fags will tell you it's evil. But in my eyes if you can bust a nut 3 or 4 times a day that means your reproductive system is extremely healthy and your test levels are high.
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>>38182479
>I'm not surprised, you're coming off as pretty timid
Even in an anonimous board i can't hide it

>I'd bully you more but I gotta sleep
I really enjoyed the bully, you're my favorite femanon now. I doubt i will see you again so this is a good bye forever. Have sweet dreams.
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>masturbate only once a day
>only feel horny at this time of the day
>the rest of the time I have no interest in lewd things

Is this normal? I'm a 22 year old guy.
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>>38182633
I'm pretty much the same

Origami oregano original
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>>38175452
No that never happens and if it does then they are faggots,
Also get out my fucking board you roasties!
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