Hey guys, I'm dying. Not attentionwhoring, I just wanted

>>38165770
What's killing you?

>>38165775
Helium
this is most likely gonna be my last reply

>>38165790
Helium? How do you use helium? Is it the same as breathing the exhaust from a car? I hope you don't die.

>>38165815
He's not gonna die. He's just going to turn into a vegetable because OP most likely isn't using pure helium

>>38165790
Hate to break it to you, but they started cutting exit bags with O2. If you're using one of those bought recently, you probably won't die

>>38165770
backtraced you and called the police

>>38165831
Yeah, they started mixing in oxygen, unless he has welding gas.

Welding nitrogen will be pure and is cheap.

>>38165850
lol chill I'm a poser attentionwhore

>>38165850
I thought backtracing isn't precise enough to get a specific address?

>>38165859
>>38165850
Shit
I really should have used a vpn to shitpost

>Saw Dune image
>Thought thread might have interesting content
>It's this shit
Fuck you, OP

>>38166030
Well we can talk about dune now if you want.

>>38166030
i still like being reminded of Dune.
i always felt cool as a 12 year old because i liked Dune and guess what, you were fucking cool if you did. it's like being part of a shared consciousness.

You did spend all of you money on commissioning lewds before hand, didn't you?

>>38166102
>You did spend all of you money on commissioning lewds before hand, didn't you?

see
>>38165907
>>38165859

>>38166102
>>38166107
Also even then fuck ya'll I'm not spending my money so someone else can fap.

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>>38165770

take out life insurance so you leave your family/friends with something

also burrow money from banks and loan sharks and give it to charities and shit. if ur legit offing yourself, do the right thing

>>38166225
>take out life insurance

They won't pay out for suicide in the first 2 years.

>>38165850
>backtraced

the fuck
how is this even possible?

>>38166243

second one still works though rite?

>>38166272
They would probably find a way to repo the money

>>38166295

i doubt it, if it's going off in smallish amounts to multiple people, especialls if it's in cash.

you can't really claim money from someone who is dead where i live, it gets written off. that and loan sharks will have to pay shit-tons of legal fees in trying

>>38166127
You gonna take all your currency down to hell with you or something? You might as well do a gold deed once in your life.

>>38165850
cyber police time motherfucker

duneposters on suicide watch?

>>38166337
In case anyone missed I'm not actually dying.
I just wanted to see what r9k would react to
>oh shit this guy is dying
and then this nerd
>>38165850
outed me.

>>38165831
>>38165846
>normalfags would rather force suicidal people to live as a vegetable for 50 years than let them choose to end their own life
what the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>38166030
me too, what a faggot

>>38166365
>the lenghts he goes to not commish lewds for the benefit of humanity
Just take one for the team and kill yourself (having first fowarded to money, of course), you selfish brick.

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I need att-attention guys.
notice me im about to go to hell 4ever