>tfw you've been a NEET for 10 years and you're

>>38164842
I'm in the same situation, anon. I fucked up big time. Have you given up on trying yet?

>>38164842
Can't even meet anyone online? Well this is sad

>>38164901
How do you even meet people online? Every time I try it's a failure. Not as bad as real life, but bad enough that I'm still a friendless kv.

>>38164842
I'd do anything for an old Christmas cake NEET gf.

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>>38164842

I-i've been a neet for 10 years and getting too old to find a gf....

hello... we might never meet but I hope you have a nice day...

I'm not well lately... ;_; I'm crying as I post this.

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>>38164842
>>38165046
>>38164858

Please talk to one another. Maybe you guys can hit it off or something...

>>38164842
Yo, OP, if you're around, let's date first then see what goes from there.

I'm ready, willing, able, and not a neet.

>>38164842
>>38164858
>>38164940

How are old are yall two neet girls

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>>38165089
>w-women have it just as hard as men!!!

>>38165107
I'm 33. I'm pathetic; even for 4chan.

I can hire one of you NEET girls as a maid and sex toy, provided you're not fat.

>>38165235


Dont worry, its not that old. Talk to one of the older guys itt

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>>38165235

CHRISTMAS CAKE

S Y D N E Y

>ITT: people assuming OP is female
Shitlords and attention whore enablers all of you.

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>>38165235
ever thought about having casual sex with cute shotas?
that'd be pretty hot desu

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>getting too old to find gaybot

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>>38165235
Leave this site attention-whoring roastie, even here you have people lining up at your feet. Begone and never return.

>turned 20 yesterday
>still no bf

I am going to abduct a man and he will be my boyfriend and we will read T. S. Eliot and play Othello and bake souffles together and he will never leave me.

>>38165553
>I am going to abduct a man
Me please.

>>38165553
>pretending to be a girl
lol you dumb faggot

>>38165538
What attention? Do you see anyone asking for my contact info? I'm lower than almost everyone here.

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>>38164842
>not "marrying" another NEET and combining your autism bux for better stuff
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DO GAY SHIT TO ONE ANOTHER AND NOBODY WILL CALL YOU OUT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE ATTACKING THE GAY COMMUNITY

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>>38165235
Get the FUCK out roastie.

You do not belong here.

>>38165553
>read T. S. Eliot and play Othello
i'd shoot myself desu, plays and poetry are gay

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>>38165574
>pretending
>dumb faggot

lose weight you cows

>>38165592
I meant the board game, not the play.

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>>38165579
>what attention

The attention you're posting for roastie, you already have 4 (you)s at this point and you'll get more. Fucking leave and never return, you are the cancer of this site, or at the very least a part of it.

>>38165609
>you already have 4 (you)s

That's pretty meaningless when it's just posts telling her to fuck off. Stop being a meanie. She belongs here more than you.

>>38165606
why not play chess you brainlet

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>>38165579
i can be your friend or just someone to talk to if you want. what contact apps/sites/programs are you using?

>>38165622
Someone's insecure about their strategic abilities.

>>38165630
You're posting this just to prove a point. You don't want to talk to her. You'll ghost her after a few minutes, at best.

Femanon, your best bet is trying to talk to people irl to make friends. Internet friends can't hold a candle, anyway.

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>>38165621
>She belongs here more than you.
>r9k 2017
Why do I even come here anymore?

Christ, what a shitshow.

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>>38165621
>white knighting

Jesus fucking christ when will you faggots just leave, no it's not meaningless, because there will be faggots who don't, like this fuck

>>38165630

You, she's a used up old roastie for a reason, she either looks horrendous or has a terrible personality. You simply don't end up old and lonely as a woman unless A, you chose to, or B, you're terrible enough in some way that you even disgust desperate faggots like (you).

>>38165621
kys newnigger idiot

>>38165631
1v1 me irl originally nigga

ROASTIES GETTING TOASTY

THE ONLY REASON YOURE SINGLE IS BC YOUR STANDARDS ARE TOO HIGH

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>>38165644
>'she' complains about being lonely and neet in her fucking 30s
>"hur dur go make real friends xD"

Are you actually mentally impaired? it's quite clear """"she"""" is not able to do that faggot, christ even when you're not being a complete faggot you're a retarded normie. Get the fuck off my board

>>38165579
Discord?
comment was not original

>>38165806
But I'm not a normie. I also have no friends. Just because that is the way things are doesn't mean they have to be that way forever. She could still go out and meet people. Maybe it will take practice socializing first. It's a skill that can be learned. You want to prevent people from progressing for some reason. It's quite clear that she's lonely, and spreading this negative mindset that nothing can be done helps no one.

>>38165235
>lower than almost everyone here
just remember that the male version of you is even worse off because he's never had sex even casually AND nobody would pay attention to his threads like they do for you girls

>>38165553
Yeah kidnap me.

>>38165882
Fair enough. Originally.

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>>38165864
r9k isn't the place to come for support or help you fucking idiot, it's where you come to wallow in your feels. dumb dumb roasties like OP either

A. Choose to have those feels

OR

B. Is so bland or fucking revolting that she ended up where she is

Except B doesn't exist, because you'll always have a man desperate enough for a disgusting roastie, the same however is not true. Roasties have no place here, and the certainly have no place acting like they actually know the feels. Attentionwhoring 'females' who don't belong here, much like false robots like you. Piss off and never return

>still no NEET tits
This thread is a failure.

>>38165978
>I'm going to tear people down because it's expected here

There really is no place for you.

what the hell do you even need a husband for?

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>>38166012
No faggot, there isn't. This is where you go when there isn't any place for you to be normal faggot. Jesus fucking christ, just leave already.

>>38166059
Go take a walk anon

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>>38166084
>leaving the house

oregonais

>>38166121
In the hallway, anon.

>>38166012
aktually, /r9k/ is a perfect fit for that anon
white knights on the other hand should fuck off

>>38166137
I took a walk in the hallway and i'm now filled with even more hatred by your and OP's presence on my home board.

>>38166218
Now kill yourself.
>that where all of /r9k/ is headed anyways

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>>38166228
I don't have the urge to kill myself really. Especially not when requested by a disgusting normal fag

>>38166228
we the robots advocate spree killing not suicide stupid idiot namefag

>>38164842
How old and where do you live??!?!?!

I will marry anyone who's not morbidly obese or has a fucked face. Am MArinE so am relatively /fit/, but not toned up or anything.

>>38165235
Nigga that's not that old. If you were 40, then you're done.

>>38167468
Well shit. I'm 40. Time to off myself I guess.

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>>38165553
22 in a few months
Virgin, had first and only kiss last month
>A...am I winning yet..?

>>38167553
It's okay, only women are worthless in their 40s.

>>38167468
Me
>>38167553
Alternatively, you could cash in on milf monies!
Or I guess advertise yourself as a mild looking for love, but if you want to have kids, then you should get a surrogate.
>>38167581
Not really, that's just my deal, is all.

>>38167599
Meant milf not mild

>>38167581
True. I'm actually having fun acquiring currency and fucking bitches.
>>38167599
I have a penis. And I only go for younger girls. Ages 25-35 are optimal.

>>38164842
*marries you*

You're welcome

>>38167619
Damn, I'm jealous.
>OP gets married on the internet without even trying
>and here I go to fuck off on a dating site

>>38166007
Are you sure you would like to see tits of a 33 years old NEET who probably doesn't take care of herself at all? It's not like your """"MILF"""" pornstars, you know.

>>38167614
Dude, you are in the prime of your life. Honestly, this is the time for you to settle down and have some kids and have the time to enjoy them growing up while your still standing tall (assuming you're in good health).
>>38167599
Me

>>38164842
Tfw 27, no career, no friends, no romantic experience whatsoever, no drive in life, just want to laze around poor and unemployed

Literally impossible to get a gf, especially when you have a Standart 6 inch penis, no great personality and look more or less like a fat shit whose never gone to them in his life
Not obese thankfully

>>38167659
33 isn't old. If her tits look bad at 33, they looked bad at 23.

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>>38167659
Yes, if this is OP you had better deliver

timestamped originally

>>38167690
That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm fucking enjoying life. And if I find the right girl to settle with I'll do it. Meanwhile, it has never been easier to get casual sex.

just be a cat lady and prey on high school boys

>>38167659
There is literally a porn market on any reputable porn site for disgusting images. Hell, I'm sure a few of us jerk it to shit we would need a nuke order for our hard drives written into our will's for.

>>38165235
Do you mind dating someone 13 years younger than you? I can bench 400 lbs

>>38167729
this

Wish some cat lady would have preyed on me as a high school boy

>>38167741
For fuck's sake, she is 33, not 63.

>>38167819
Roasties go to shit looks wise before men, might as well be kek

>>38167839
Sure they do, but only around 40 or so.

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>>38167819
Perfect age for pic related

>>38167870
Especially tits wise, they can go to garbage before then

>>38167886
Only if they have kids.

>>38164842

>Husband
SHES A GIRL
>Fucking 56 replies.

You see op? All is not lost. No matter how bad it gets for a female, you're still able to just throw out a post on the internet and get a few orbiters..

Honestly. I'm not sexist, I'm not a chauvanist... But seriously how can females not see that they have life on easy mode.? Sure statistically you might not earn as much, but "earning" money isn't everything if you just marry someone who earns enough to support you. If it were up to me I'd happily just float around, find some female partner to support me financially then live out my life as a stay a to home dad.. but as a male I'm pretty much expected to be the breadwinner and as much as females all say it's not true... It is.

So STFU and contact one of these losers replying to you.

>>38165498
How old, qt?

>>38164842
>Be woman.
>Live in gynocentric society.
>Play life on very easy mode.
>Still fail to find a partner.
How?

>>38169273
Because real life isn't a meme. Women have just as much trouble finding someone as a man if they are socially retarded.

>>38165553
I love baking souffles, abduct me pls

>>38169286
Men propose women dispose. Women still have more value because as long as you expose yourself men will try to be with you.

>>38169286
difference being that there is always someone for the girl while that's not always true for the guy. If a woman is single and she doesn't want to be that's because she isn't trying or has ridiculous standards. Women have dating and relationships on literal baby tier mode and then have the gall to claim it's just as hard as being a guy.

>>38169333
me too! souffle is so fun to make!

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>>38164842
You sound like Izumi from Working. Cute.