Son, I Would like you meet My other son he is now Happily employed

>>38160473
wtf I have a brother? Why did you only wait till now to tell me?

>>38160473
with a little initiative my bro got a job offer on the spot, no need for an online application. If only I could shake hands as firmly as my bro

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>>38160503
You weren't ready for such a firm handshake

*not believing his bulshit* Hey, man. Nice to meet ya

>>38160473
Sweet, now I have someone else to ask for money.

>>38160473
I feel you don't stop making theses threads I'm gonna firmly rip your dick off, fuck off.

H-He's cute.

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>>38160912
if you wanted money all you had to do was ask and give me a nice firm handshake

>>38160927
sitting in your dark room all day has made you a but grumpy, champ. when you have a job you won't be so bored. all it takes is a little initiative to give the manager a firm handshake

>>38160541
>*shakes his hand firmly*

>>38160473
I will condition my brother to be a trap ladyboy that whores himself for approval from thirsty weeaboos and steam games. I will be the end of your family.

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>>38160541
what's the matter son? Don't you want to be a functioning cog in some great machinery serving something beyond you?

>>38160530
Underratedcomment27

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>>38161001
Only thing youre going to be doing is giving the manager a nice firm handshake

Dad, I Would like you meet my other Dad he is now happily employed and all it took was a firm handshake

>dad is fat and gets drunk everyday but somehow he has a job and because of that he's better than me
My dad is similar to what you're posting