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"Don't be silly, champ. Finding a job is the first step towards becoming independent. Besides, it's time for you to get some fresh air anyway; your mother and I were getting worried about you, what with all that time you've been spending on that Cantonese basket-weaving chat room. It's as simple as speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake. Don't forget!"
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>>38159766
this meme is so fucking annoying. worse yet is that my parents actually think like this. boomers are living in a fantasy
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>>38159766
How can you not get a job? Theres 15+ businesses within a mile of me that have help wanted signs on the door.
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>>38159766
OK. BTW, I gambled away your life savings on nintendo tokens. Let's practice that handshake!
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I hate this because my parents are actually like this. Fuck them, what's so bad about laying in bed all day?
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>>38159843
>implying everyone lives where you live
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what if i killed myself dad, what would I need with a job then?
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>>38159843
I live in the butt fuck no where of the woods in northern Canada
Dumb nigger
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>getting a job in 2017
Good luck, the shitskins took everything, even the minimum wage jobs. There is literally nothing left. Only way to get a job is to be born into a family buisness or be a 1% fag.
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>>38159843
They can't deal with people. I am sure they could get hired but the people would call them what they are and they would quit. They would treat them like shit.
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>>38159883
>tfw 1% fag who's parents cut him out of the will for not doing anything
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>>38159883
"Son, only quitters make excuses -- and though the Robinsons across the street may have raised one, I sure as hell didn't. It only takes a little bit of initiative and a 'can-do' attitude. Now you march in there, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. What've you got to lose?"
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>>38159920
Im sure they are just trying to motivate you that way, they didnt actually cut you out of their will.
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>>38159865
Don't be silly champ of course you live under the same roof as me. You wouldn't if you could find a job though. That's we're going out and finding you a job right now.
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