"Hey pal, the reason why mom and i decided to send you to China, is because we think it is good for your future, it is for your own good. Once you are there, all you have to do is stay in front of your grandparents and greet them with a firm handshake. Got it?"
>>38159695
Chinese don't shake hands though, dad.
>conversation with my dad minutes ago
>>38159695
>baby boomer kids anon out of the USA because his handshake hasn't worked on american managers (not firm enough, the old floppy fish hand)
>>38159695
"No! This may be to the content of my daughter's laowai-devil husband, but it does not sit well with me. I feel ashamed for all of us."
>>38159695
TOP KEKE
IT IS BECAUSE OF THAT SHILL MAKING THE SAME THREAD EVERY DAY, ISN'T IT?
>>38159695
we all know he won't go to china
>>38159695
A daring new synthesis.