Now let me tell you son, it's real easy. All it takes is

>>38157035
But dad, I don't like talking to other people. And I don't even have any friends, so I don't have anyone to go to a bar with.

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>>38157035
"Sorry, son. Just remembered: Your mother and I met at a school dance. Ah, to relive the joys of young love. Well, good luck, kiddo!"

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>>38157069
Trust dad, bro. Just remember : be yourself. This is how it works !

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>>38157069

Listen son, called over my old pal Chad here from college, remember him lil' champ? Could say he's quite the ladies man *chuckle*

He's got a few aces up his sleeve that I'm confident will teach you everything you need to know about women. Goodluck sport, see you tomorrow! ;)

https://youtu.be/SYZm_ErTh_s

>>38157214
Dad I don't even like 3D women! And besides, i'd never cheat on waifu-chan.

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>mfw my dad actually told me basically exactly this
>i dont know if he said it seriously or ironically or what

god i hate boomers

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>>38157384
Come on sport, cheer up. It's really easy, I promise you. Look at me.

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Son, look at me.You have to look me in the eyes and just believe in me. Take my word, m'kay champ?
*firm pat on shoulder*

Now let's get you in party mode. Have a beer, son. Just open it and drink it. M'kay sport? This is night is gonna be legendary

>>38157035
I'd pick up a lot of women if I worked as a bartender. maybe I should give the manager a firm handshake

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look em in eye

>>38157035
But, I am writing a paper on genetic engineering! Give me a minute!

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giv em the old shake boy

>>38157035
Dad, what the fuck do I even wear? All I have is jeans and linkin park shirts. What do I do if I succeed?

>>38157035
My hatred for old people increases every time I read this meme. Good job