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>Ok son, it's time for you to start looking for a job

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>Ok son, it's time for you to start looking for a job
>I know you're young and this will require you to step out of your comfort zone, but every young man needs to know what it's like to work
>God cursed me with these twisted nubs for hands, so I want you to think of a place you might like to work at, go right on in, and give the manager a firm handshake, a handshake like I could never give
>You're growing up so fast, son. I'm proud of you.
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>>38155646
>B-but the manager told me to apply online; they don't have in-store applications.
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>>38155690
You need to barge into the manager's office and tell him "I want this job SO much that I broke into your office"

Ya gotta show them a spunk and a "go get'em attitude". Now go through that Employee's only door and start hunting!
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>>38155877
What should I do with my hands?
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>>38155690
excuses don't make winners
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>>38155690

>Oh, I see...
>Heh, I crazy how much the world changes... and here I am still thinking it's 1965...
>No worries son, I'm glad you still tried
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>>38155877
T-they're calling the cops! All you said was give the manager a firm handshake and now he's clutching his hand and crying! WE DIDN'T PRACTICE FOR THIS THE HANDSHAKE DUMMY NEVER WEPT!!!
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I've applied to three places online

how do I really get them to remember me, father?
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>>38155952
You call them up, tell them you're coming in for a follow up, hand them a printed off and filled in application form, then while firmly shaking his hand introduce yourself and hand him that form.
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Remember, you can't just barge into any office.

There are so many jobs out there, you have to narrow down what type you want to go after.

It's like fishing; you have to decide what type of fish you want to go after, and use the right bait.

https://archive.org/details/0015_Finding_Your_Life_Work_E00293_15_00_35_02
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>>38155646
I wish this was my dad. Since I was 15 he's always either said "when are you getting a job" or if I had a job "when are you going to start working more". I have a full time job while taking college classes and he still asks me this. Also when I apply places he tells me I won't get the job. I want out man...
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