>"hey anon... would you like to go on a... d-d-date with

>hear her friends chuckling in the background
>agree because why not
>shes visibly concerned and looks at them in despair
>i look at her and say "funny isint it"


true story

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>>38151703
No thanks I'm busy with lots of important things to do

>>38151703
No you bitch

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>>38151703
Fuck off you Stacy whore, pretending to like me and hasn't been funny since high school.

>>38151703
>literally happened to me
>shy, manic pixie dream waifu hipster girl
>agree, ask her when she wanted to hang out
>kept coming up with excuses
>quit job
>only hangs around niggers/spics; stopped having 10/10 taste in music and only listens to trap shit

>>38151703
g-go f-f-fuck y-your s-self

Ah yes, the hot autistic girl you are superior to fantasy

>>38151703
Please stop, my oneitis always puts a scarf or something in front of her face when she's embarrassed, which happens a lot.

Speak up, you're muttering!

>>38151703
piss off mate, women don't ask out men, this is clearly a planned robbery.

>attached earlobes

no thanks

Stop virtue signalling you Stacey cunt.

>>38151703
Yeah sure.
Where, exactly?
>or, since i'm autistic
Uhhhhh sure.... uhm yeah ok...

>>38154294
pleb spotted

origo

>>38151703
OP, can I please get sauce on this girl? If not please post more.