*Yawwwwn* Hey there wagie, getting completely hammered tonig

I don't get it

Isn't coffee literally the wagecucks fuel?

>need that milky bb

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Just filling my second cup of the day. Let's keep the talkie to a minimum until this mug is bone dry.

Thanks.

Hey speaking of coffee.

What is the true, patrician way to consume coffee? Using one of those presses that shitskins use? Or using a drip machine?

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>>38151503
Shh, I'm not done with my coffee yet wagie.

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>>38151746
>drip machine
oh you

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Eyyy muchachos. My first cup of the day is not empty yet, so lets keep it down. Thanks ese.

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>>38151503
It is always a pleasure to have the opportunity to dismiss such incoherent and unintelligible babble that disgorges from your anal sphincter placed on your face that you claim to be a mouth.

Please, for your own well being go back to your rat race and leave me be, for I still have to down this cup of joe.

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>>38151790
que padre wey

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>>38151481
HURRY UP I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION FROG

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Tut, tut. A lot of talkie happening here. Rules are rules though.

Still not done.
*SLURRRP*

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"M-Mr. Pepe, sir, is n-now... a good time to talk about working here? M-my name is A-anon..." [nervously extends hand]

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>>38151503
Coffee makes fapping feel even better, coffee is for everyone.

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Ribbentrop, please. You know the rules. I will not conclude the pact until I'm done this first cup. Please tell Molotov to keep it down as well. Thanks.

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>>38151481
This is a good morning of a better day. Hold on...

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>>38153710
... This is the part where I'm ready for this thread.

you fuckin INGRATEFUL PRICKS... At L E A S T I AM DOING SomEtHING FIWHT MY LIFE FUCK YOU

>now you may speak
this is actually extremely arrogant and conceited, but because it is "ironic", if you get mad, you're the bad guy

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>ahem
*SIPPPP*
>*taps mug*

Still not done. No talkie. Thanks.

>>38154472
Can I get a sip of coffee neetcuck?

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Well well well g'd afternoon lads. Don't mean to interrupt here, 's important we all get to finish our cuppa joe's before talkie-talk can begin. Rules are rules.

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>>38154532
*slrrrp*

Ahem.
*nods firmly in direction of OP*
Did you not read the PM I sent out this morning?

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Whoops. Got a few sips in and forgot the creamer. Had to refill my mug back to the top.
*SLURRP*

Better hurry up with that coffee or you wont get to the hairdressers before it closes.

>>38151481
Did you fall on your head when you were a kid?

Why do you need coffee if it's not morning REEEEEEEE

>>38151481
Hey there NEET, its a beautiful day today, quite sunny, what do you intend to say when all your family gets together tonight to celebrate 4th of July? You know you're gonna have to come out of your room to say hi to each one of them, right?

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>>38154773
*sipp*
>*Taps mug
Have you seen this Youtube video, Mr 38154773? I'm pretty sure everyone got the email with the URL-link this morning.
https://youtu.be/Fy3rjQGc6lA

*slrrp*

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Hey duderinos. Just getting my first sips in before the fireworks tonight. Remember, no talkie til this mug is dry. Thanks bros!

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Insha'Allah, brothers. Who here is not ready? First, I must have my qahwa.

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who else here just pretend to sip to keep people from talking to you?

* "Siiiiiiiip"*

is this a latest offensive salvo in the wagecuck-NEET war?

i like it.

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>>38156166
Whoah. Whoah.
Hold it right there, friend-o.
You can't do that.
That's against the rules, bud.
*slurrp*

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>>38152315
Remember what I told you champ. Firm handshake. Straight in the eyes.

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>>38156284
*WWEEEEEOOOO WEEEEOOO WEEEEOOO*

I have only just heard the news.... we have a rule breaker here?
*"siiiiiip"* I will gladly arrest this scoundrel, but only AFTER I finish this here coffee
*"slurp"*

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Had to go get a bigger mug. More coffee, less talkie. This one might take a while.
*slurrrrrp*

>>38151889
>have the opportunity to dismiss
>doesn't dismiss
literal autist

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Schwip slurp, Im not done yet wagie.

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>>38156499
*swoops in like an eagle*

That's a small cuppa you got there pal. Doesn't look very strong either, bud.
Do you have a sensitive stomach?