>"Heeyyy anon! Wanna watch the fireworks with us tonight?

Watch the fireworks and try to slide one of these qts the pickle.

>>38150844
Politely refuse. These whores know exactly what they are doing.

how the fuck did you people get into my house

>>38150844
Wonder what they're doing in my house.
Turn around and put on some clothes.

>>38150872
>qts

I have scanned the photo NOT once, NOT twice, but THREEE and I have not found ONE qt.

>>38150844
>Accept
>Sit on a chair feets away from the girls
>In the middle of the party
>"Hey anon why are you so quiet?"
>"Oh I don't really have anything to say, I guess"
>"Hey anon, Katie said she wants to suck your dick"
>Katie: "Shut up you lying bitch!"
>They all laugh
>Me: "haha.."
>Go watch the fireworks
>Stand around, away from all the girls
>They forgot you exist
>Go home and masturbate

>>38151029
You're right. But they're still fuckable.

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>>38151075
i know that feel anonymous
original the comment dont steal pls

>>38151029
Yes, very disappointing

>>38151182
You have really low standards

>>38151233
Yes I do. If your standards for sex aren't low, you're not a robot.

>>38151253

If more peoples standards were lower here, none of them would be virgins.

I think being a robot is all about having unrealistically high standards.

>>38151075
Jesus, does alcohol not exist in your lives? what the fuck.

If it were me, I would have been absolutely obliterated to the point where ALL the girls hate my guts and end up leaving me where they watched the fireworks.

For some reason, this is how my nights end up for the most part.

>>38151497
>Jesus, does alcohol not exist in your lives? what the fuck.
No, I'm a teetotaler

>>38151497
>jesus does alcohol not exist in your life
No because we are robots not normies

>>38150844
Tell them i've got better things to do.

They're all ugly 30 year olds

would not join tbqh

>>38151820
>Not being an alcoholic
And you faggots call yourself pathetic

>>38151497
Alcohol is unhealthy and tastes bad.

>>38151497
let's not be hasty now, that happened plenty

There's always one or two that gets way too drunk. You can take them off by themselves, if you're lucky, and then

>>38150844
Rush out the house, bike to the mountains and await the fireworks show. I'm not getting near these whores.

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>>38152125
Force feed them boiled eggs.

>>38150844
Sorry, I'm British and still bitter about something that happened over 200 years before I was born

>>38150844
WHERE ARE THE FUGGING BORGERS?

>>38151029
Would be happy with the uglier of them