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I just crossed $100,000 in savings and I'm still depressed because I can't spend any of it.
So much more is needed to retire.
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>>38150726
Give it to me plz
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>>38150762
Then I'd be even further from retirement
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My retirement plan is to kill myself. Nice and cheap so I can enjoy my money while I'm going.
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>>38150726
and?
you need 10x as much as your parents and you know they squandered that money
maybe murder them and profit?
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>>38150787
They weren't jobless NEETs
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>>38150726
Start investing, OP. I can't shill anything for you because I don't invest my money (I just keep it all in cash inside my wall) and I don't know any reputable investment sites.
one day I'm planning to save up enough to relocate to a country where I can start a new life as a rice paddy farmer
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>crossed 500k burgercoins
>house = 300k burgercoins
>retirement = 500k burgercoins
>education = 250k burgercoins per child
>house for children = 300k burgercoins per child
>tfw need over 2 million burgercoins
>tfw buying 300ks worth of bitcoin when it finishes dropping
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>>38150890
forgot pic.
>tfw STILL not enough
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