- Fembots, please describe your perfect boyfriend >Robot

Fembot here!
>M
>21-28
>Doesn't matter, as long as not shorter than me. (I'm 5'2)
>doesn't matter, as long as not obese
>caucasian/mixed
>Outgoing, energetic. Witty and devious.
>Vidya, metal music, bdsm, cosplay

alright, lets do this
first to the sausage party

Ideal gf:
>Robot F or M, to begin with
F
>Age
under 22
>Height
under 160cm
>Weight
average for her height, or under
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Needy, clingy, dependent on me, useless without me, autistic, submissive, affectionate, no dress-sense, wants me to teach her things, wants me to protect her, not the least bit lefty/sjw
>Interests
Reading, crafts, art, outdoors, rural lifestyle
no/small interest in vidya, no drugs, non-mainstream taste in music

>>38146225
>that personality section

I'm 34 and the only girls i found fitting that description are traps.

>>38145918
My perfect boyfriend is someone from UK who will say dirty (or romantic) things to me with their sexy accent. Age, race, looks don't matter. Bonus if he likes anime or the occult so we have something to talk about.

>>38146285
I'll be your UK bf :3

>>38146285
What if he's 54, looks like rumplestilskin, and hes a swarthy taxi driver?

>>38146225
>useless without me
>not the least bit left
pick one

>>38146308
>when you have a Rumplestiltskin fetish and someone actually mentions him ITT

>>38146304
Contact info? Discord or email works for me.

>>38145918
>Robot F or M, to begin with
M
>Age
Late 20s to early 30s
>Height
Above 1.7m
>Weight
Thicc
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Qt, loyal, likes me, switch but mostly dom
>Interests
As long as he has some, I don't care

>>38146338
[Spoiler] me too, thanks once upon a time ugh

>>38146098
almost had it except for the vidya
cutting it close with the weight though
t. musclefat

>>38146340
> as long as he
> he

I'm terribly confused anon

>>38145918
Male robot here

>Age
Doesn't matter,as long as she likes me and is over 16

>Height
Should be between 5' and 5'8

>Weight
No fatties, should be either skinny or slim. No musclefems either.

>Race or nationality
White or asian/white mix

>Personality
Docile, fun, nice, smart, supportive, mommy instinct.

>Interests
Don't care, as long as it's not anime.

>>38146371
He's a fag, anon.

Im robot male looking for fembot gf


Me:
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male(male(men(human male(notanhuman(male)))
>Sexual Orientation
Really straight
>Virgin?
Yup..
>Age
21 springs
>Weight
150
>Height
5'8
>Race
Maybe a mix between mediterranean and pale and slavic and who really knows
>Kinks
I don't have anyone I think. Though I get 96%
dominant in that kink test. I'm okay with the kinks of my partner as long as she has certain limits, though if I really love her I wouldn't mind desu everything can be talked I guess
>Occupation
I'm not a neet, I got money every month!(until I lose it..)
>Interests
Music,mostly, music is a part important in my life, I can play certain instruments, not good at all tho..Movies, I love watching movies and of course anime, though Im not a fan of the new anime.About videogames, I don't play vg so I'm sorry for that..but I could try it anyway.

These kind of thread should be posted with " possitive and bad things about you/ what you look for in someone". Since this thread doesnt ahve such things Im going to post it, if you all don't mind
>Posittive and bad things about me
Possitive things: I'm really clingy person but I kinda know the limits so I guess thats possitive?. I am(or I think I am..) loving, caring, romantic, passionate, very loyal, and some stuff im forgetting, sorry
Bad things: I cry a lot, so if the person hurts me I'm going to cry for sure. I get too attached to the other person. I fall in love so easily and give the best I have for the other person even if its not reciprocal, like always looking for forward. I'm kind paranoid but I'm working on it and I am doing it right. Like I said I'm really loving person, and maybe that could annoy my love partner somehow, so yeah it's bad I guess.
What I am looking for in someone: Basically someone who wants to spend the entire life with me, and if not, its okay, at least I know they tried. I want someone to get better together, as a goal, happines for both of us..

Cont.

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>>38145918
I am a robot (male)

Looking for GF

>Age
19-24

>height
femlet range

>weight
femlet range

>race/nationality
Preferably Asian, but I'm open

>Personality
stable, similar sense of humour, loyal, smart, trustworthy, wanting to improve, slightly tsundere, doesn't wear makeup often, finds introversion or shyness cute

>interests
Hopefully into fashion and music, and a university student in a non-meme tier degree (hopefully a med or law student)
Must be pure too

I am a white lanklet

>>38146349
You like metal then? What kind exactly?

>>38146338
[email protected]

>>38146383
..Like i was saying happiness for both of us. Real goals as human beings, phisically and mentally, and as love partners. I want someone who is not focused on looks, I don't mid about the looks, love is not only "looks", love is the inside. In other words i want someone not only for a week, day, month year. I want someone who wants to be with me for a long time.
>Contact info

I doubt someone wants me or wants to talk or whatever. I am late also, like always, nothing new, but it's okay. Honestly, I want someone to be friends and at the same time, lovers. You know the thing they always say, "you must be with someone who is your friend and a lover partner, that's the right one", is true, I really want to that, so I nave no clue if this kind of person is even here. but anyway. never say never. Here is mine if some fembot is willing to try it or at least talk with me here is my contact:


[email protected]

>implying this won't be a sausage party now that men can say their ideal gf

>>38146413
I hope you find a loving fembot anon.

>>38146345
Hey OUAT anon. If you want a friend, hit me up. Any Rumple fan is cool with me.
[email protected]

>>38146429
I higly doub it, anon, not even fembots want me, but thank you wish you the same.

>>38146376
No one wants me :(

dyusheme

>>38146345
>>38146338
>google this guy
>he looks like a child molester

I-it's a daddy issue thing r-right?

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I'm a fembot looking for a gf

>Robot M or F, to begin with
f
>Age
I'm 23 so around there would be good, though I do have a thing for older women.
>Height
5'8" +
>Weight
not a whale or a skelly
>Race or nationality
race doesnt matter but she should live in the US
>Personality
outgoing, confident, fun loving, dominant,
>Interests
that's really up to her

>>38146371
Oh I'm a female, that list is for an ideal bf.

>>38145918
>F
>19 (I'm 18)
>5'10"
>130 lbs
>black
>tomboyish
>art, indie music, coffee/tea, hiking

>>38146489
He is very sexy when onscreen. The way he carries himself, the way he speaks. He's really charismatic. Plus, I always had a thing for Robert Carlyle ever since I saw Trainspotting when I was a little girl.

>>38146399
nvm, forgot about that bit
I like black sabbath, they're OG metal I suppose.
I'm more of an old rock kind of guy
Sabbath, Guns n' Roses, etc.

>>38146516
No offense, but kys

You're everything opposite of what I or most other guys like

>>38146489
Not them but it is rumored that the actor has a huge cock

>>38146268
Nah. I fit that, but I'm fat as fuck.

>>38146555
Its a guy saying he likes tall black girls?

>>38146098

20 years old here, but i'm into stoner and sludge metal (not a stoner myself though kek)

Tell me more about yourself fembot

>>38146588
>>38146555
Yeah I forgot to put that at the top :(

>>38146538
Ahh, I don't mind og stuff since I pretty much grew up with it. I'm more into trash/death metal and death core though. Anyway, I hope you find yourself a cute gf anon!

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Male looking for female gf

>Robot F or M, to begin with
F
>Age
19-27
>Height
i like short or tall girls, im 5'6"
>Weight
weight doesnt matter to me, fat skinny thicc etc.
weight can be fixed

>Race or nationality
asian, white, or hapa
>Personality
affectionate, kind, needy, clingy, excited about things, introverted, sense of humor but dont have to be funny,
>Interests
anything she likes is fine with me, although vidya and manga/anime and basketball would be nice for common interests

>>38146584
>>38146632

Anyone who admits they're fat is usually not that overweight though

>>38146560
Why do you know this factoid...

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>>38146491
Fucking dykes leave this site.

>>38146599
I like sludge a lot hehe! Being a stoner wouldn't be a problem though. I'm not a pothead myself, but I do smoke some here and there when offered.

I'm 19, caucasian, 5'2 and curvy. I have red hair and hazel eyes. I'm very social and kind of loud. I go to gigs a lot and I regularly attend metal festivals and events. My personality is kind of hard to describe shortly, so I'll just say that I'm an entp. I'm horny 24/7 and wouldn't mind for someone to punch me in bed. I spend a lot of my time with vidya, mostly rpg based open world stuff.

Spark an interest, anon?

>Robot M or F, to begin with
M
>Age
25+
>Height
5'9+
>Weight
At least average but builtfat would be perfect, maybe with a little extra. Big, cuddly, looks like he could give great hugs, pick me up, and make me feel safe. No skellys pls.
>Race or nationality
White. Sorry
>Personality
Kind, loving, intelligent, introverted, quiet, preferably a homebody like me, a little shy/awkward, honest, gentle, has a soft spot for children and animals, clingy and okay with clingyness, dominant
>Interests
Doesn't matter if the connection is there. He should like watching shows/movies, cuddling and spending time together and the rest is fine, just no drugs or frequent partying. It's cute if he's got interests he likes to talk about and sperg out over.

Not looking for matches. That was just fun to type.

>>38146754
>tfw one time i punched a curvy girl and she punched back
>tfw my gut caved in and i doubled over and shit my pants

>>38146775
>not looking for matches
what a shame
except for the shows and movies bit I fit that bill almost to a T

oh well

>>38146814
I'm a dude if you're cool with that.

>>38146814
I posted that and am not a dude, >>38146914 isn't me.

I just wanted to say good luck and I hope you find someone. You must be wonderful.

>>38146914
if you're in Straya and are a femme bottom boy then maybe

>>38146962
>You must be wonderful
nah not really

thanks though, best of luck to you too

>>38146754

Sparks an interest, but do you like shy or more introverted guys? And how curvy are you talking?

>>38146098
That's pretty much me.
>21 in a few weeks
>5'7
>on the fence of under/normal weight
>caucasian
>Energetic, used to be outgoing when I still had a reason to go outside.
>Deviancy wise, I'm willing to try everything once.
>Vidya is my passion, I enjoy metal, bdsm I haven't tried and I've always wanted to do cosplay.

>>38147034 is me

I should say I'm a 6'5 Lanklet with long wavy brown hair and hazel eyes

>>38147151

I don't mind shyness or introverts, as long as they're not complete shut ins. I have thicc thighs, a wide chest and hips, but an average waist.

>>38146792
That gave me a laugh Anon, thanks!

>>38145918

>insanely rich, makes me swim in money
>owns multiple condos
>amazingly faithful
>lets me go whoring around whenever I'm in the mood to
>absolute 10/10 fit toned sculpted Chad because I need my friends envy my luck
>normal sized penis, because I don't want to get hurt (but he must brag about having some 11 inch monstercock, because femfriends must envy)
>sex action only when I want it - generally one or two times per year
>insanely richer than before, making me his universal heir

>>38147319
Sounds like a cute curvy then, would you say you have a cute face? Also which part of the world are you from roughly? North or South hemisphere

>>38147418
I'd like to think that I have a cute face! I pride myself over my doe eyes and pouty lips. I'm from Northern Europe.

I hate these threads so fucking much. I don't need to be reminded how worthless I am as a black male every day. Fuck you all.

>>38145918
>M
>35+
>190 cm minumum
>Needs to be fit or bearmode
>Jewish or White with 7+ inch cock
>Wealthy is a must, needs to carry me on clouds
>Golf and country club in general

>>38147493
Hey, as long as you live in burgerland people will atleast see you as actual person. In Europe people either hate you or think of you as pretty little pet to show their friends.

robot here

>Robot F or M, to begin with
F
>Age
18-22
>Height
less than or equal to 5'6"
>Weight
skinny or average for their height
>Race or nationality
dont really care
>Personality
preferably a shut in neet gf who is shy and clingy and will cuddle me when i get home from work
>Interests
anime, vidya, rough sex, extra bonus points if she likes art

>>38147459
You sound cute. You'd have to get me more into vidya and cosplay though. But I would be happy to talk further if you want?

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>>38145918
>Robot F or M, to begin with
f
>Age
early to mid 20s
>Height
I honestly couldn't give a shit
>Weight
doesn't matter as long as she's not like binge eating disorder tier fat
>Race or nationality
doesn't matter
>Personality
trustworthy, smart, affectionate
>Interests
nerd shit and constructive hobbies
I am a bit autistic and I need a gf who can appreciate that or at least put up with it. pic related

>>38147538
They asked for ideal BF, not ideal Father

>>38147568
when I look at normies and how normal it is to have daddy issues..... those two aren't far apart...

>>38147559
Thank you! <3 I'd love to chat with you! Discord or email?

>>38147459
Oh, I'm >>38147060 from Northern Europe as well. I'd love to have a chat with you if you're interested.

>>38147706
I can give you my email first

[email protected]

>>38147709

I asked first, back off seconds robot

>>38147709
>>38147752
Orbiter fight!

she won't date either of you

Fembot here
>Needs to be shorter than me
>Has to call me 'mommy'
>Let's me pay the bills
>Is NEET
>If he isn't NEET he needs to earn less than me
>Is an M
>like things up his butt

>>38147720
heh dumb faggot get catfished

>>38147856

LMAO ebin catfish dude, upvoting this to the top as hard as i can

>>38147849
>Let's me pay the bills
I wish I could find a woman who wanted to take care of me financially

I would feel like I died and went to heaven

>>38147849
>>Is an M
>>like things up his butt
good taste fembot

>>38147849
You missed a few things in your bait

>must let me approach him
>must let me lead the relationship
>must let me make all the important decisions
>must be submissive in bed

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Male Cyborg here
>F
>Age
19-23
>Height
5'2 or below or 6+ (I genuinely like tall and short equally. Intermediate height is lackluster)
>Weight
Skeleton mode - Thicc are welcome
>Race or nationality
Couldn't care less
>Personality
Sweet, Caring, Morbid and Dreary
>Interests
Art, Music, Grave Robbing, writing, Vidya(not a necessity) (must be willing to include me in hobbies or talk to me about interests)

>>38147856

Actually a decently well done catfish. First post was a bit sus, but the follow ups were pretty engaging. Not sure why you'd bother, but well done

>>38147709
>>38147752
Redhead fembot here, I encourage you two to fight to the death.

>>38145918
robot (female, 18)
>M
>25+
>6'2''+
>as long as he isn't overweight and is atleast somewhat /fit/ I don't care
>black white is acceptable, though
>assertive, dominant, outgoing, social
>travelling, music, watching movies and stuff

>>38146555
>tfw you match that description somewhat
>tfw 26yo HHKV
I-I guess what you're correct