>it's a "dealer says we should get an apartment together" episode
>it's a "dealer says he's 'so fucking high rn'" episode
>it's a "dealer says when we have kids we should all smoke together" episode
>it's a "dealer fucks your boipucci episode"
>>38145791
>its a "dealer borrows your car and gets it impounded by the police" episode
wow what a great thread, OP, you fucking nigger
>>38145879
Thanks for the bump, kike.
>it's a dealer drunkenly comments on your boobs and says you look like a hot girl now episode
pretty good
Lmao I used to deal to a girl who became my gf AFTER i put her psychotic sister in hospital because i gave her a ton of research chemicals and she nearly killed herself by cutting everywhere she could and bleeding out in her bedroom (it was like a horror movie). I am a piece of shit but at least I got the best pusspuss of my life everyday for a year. No ragrets. Im still friendly with the suicide sister too lmao
>it's another "dealer is my dealer but he's actually my bf" episode
>its a "dealer gets arrested for hundreds of pills and several pounds of weed and is probably going to prison and I'll have to find a new dealer without sperging out" episode
>it's a "dealer is actually a pretty co and funny guy but god damn I'm just trying to buy weed not run errands for you but man you hook me up pretty nice so i'll do you this favor but seriously man i just want to buy dude weed, not deliver money to your dad" episode
>>38145791
i'm praying you find jesus you filthy degenerate. Get help