I had a hernia that caused fatty tissue from my groin to go into

>>38141075
Supposed to say fattest *nut of my life

Are you happy your fat ass survived or do you just want to boast your PHAT nut ?

>>38141155
I'm not fat. I have a perfect bmi. Everyone has fat deposits in their groin right under their abdominals. I'm not bragging either Im just so elated that my pipes are working. Actually yeah, I'm bragging

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*biggie cheeze comes in*
hi im biggie cheese

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>>38141189
Congratulations.
Bad news though, that will never happen again and you will forever hold that standard, so every other nut will seem mediocre.

>>38141220
Get the fuck out or expect to be blasted by my newly invigorated cum cannon

>>38141240
Perhaps. But I'm not saying that it was the most pleasurable nut. I'm just saying that the amount of discharge was insane. I hadn't so much as had a boner in five days since the surgery

>>38141279
How much time did you go without fapping ?
> t. I edged for 3 and a half hours and want to compare

>>38141352
I only went five days without fapping. No edging either, barely touched my dick for five days cause my balls hurt from the surgery

>>38141400
5 days thats it ?
And you say thats one of the best ?
Jesus.... now i feel concerned, how often do you masturbate ?

>>38141455
My pattern is sporadic. Sometimes I do it every day, but lately I've intentionally slowed it down to where I only jerk it ervery couple of days but never to porn