WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN ANON? NOW YOU'RE A JOBLESS

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>>38139498
>"It's never too late Anon. There's always another hand to shake, you've just got to try!"

>>38139498
top kek I really like these threads

>>38139769
I like how quickly the meme is evolving

How can i shake hands with my fucked-up tendons?!

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>>38139797
I actually helped develop a prototype of this meme in boomer threads, this guy is just one of the many faces. Larping as boomers has a lot of potential beyond just the handshake thing.

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>>38139816
Son, you've just got to stare the mixer in the face and shake in a few more scoops. You know what they say about eating big.

>>38139916
Is there ever such thing as too many scoops?

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Alwight son here's how yo ol man get a job. You gotta stawe de maganer in da eye and shake his big ol chicken wing? tink yo can do all dat son?

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Alright sport ready to rock and roll? We run a tight ship here, everyone is on time, neatley dressed and ready to work as a team, but most of all we like to have fun, On fridays we head down to Donovan's and watch the big game over a few beers, does that sound like a fun time to you? Whats the matter son? are you OK? you look like your sweating? Can I get you a rag?

Ok so the first thing you need to know about working here is
*hurls stapler at your face*

POW! That's how it happens haha, you don't even expect it. POW! That's what life'll do to ya if you aren't careful. That's what happens when you aren't thinking fast and thinking on your feet. You weren't ready and I came up and POW! right in the face!

I don't know if you are ready for a job like this. I will have to talk to some of the higher ups and we'll see what we can do. I'll call you back in a few days and let you know if we want you to start or if we decide to go in a different direction, but uhh...you don't seem quite up to it, but tell ya what. How about a reuben sandwhich?

Let me get ya a reuban sandwhich kid...you'll be alright.

>>38140238
Sir I don't watch sports, I'm not a normalfaggot.