>"you know son, there's no shame in seeing a prostitute

>>38135784
???

I would be really glad if my mother accepted me fucking hookers

>mom giving you hooker money
How is this remotely bad op, holy shit kill yourself

This is really wierd

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>>38135784
>take money
>spend it on vidya and junk food

>>38135784
thats actually a really cool mother

originalius

>>38135784
that's nice. go find some nice ebony with a huge ass

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>>38135784
Your mom offers you free money to get sex and you're complaining?
I know it's fucking pathetic as all hell and depressing but god damn.

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Thanks for this post can't stop laughing now

if my dad ever said this to me i might seriously end it. pretty sure he just thinks im a faggot at this point though which isnt completely wrong.

>How about we cut out the middleman mom?

Fuck bitches, just take the money and spend it on material things.

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>have the money to get a hooker
>have the means to find one
>still clinging to the desire to give my virginity to someone who actually cares about me

Why did it have to be this way?

>tfw my mom just sets me up with her friends from occasionally

Not even their daughters, them.

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>>38138604
Fucking what

Are any of them attractive?

>mom hands you hooker money
>push money back into her hands

>>38138604
Shit my dude
Your mom gets you laid with her friends?

>>38138663
>his mothers age
>attractive
Do you think he's fucking twelve or something? Of course they're not.

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>>38137703
>mfw I actually saved the profile of a prostitute in my area just in case I get desperate enough to go through with it

>>38138663
It's only been with three women but they were pretty average at best.

>>38138705
Yes, over the years. Worst is she gossips with them about it after.

>mom comes in
>tells me I'm wasting my life

Th-thanks mom

>>38138928
>Worst is she gossips with them about it after
HAHAHAHA
Like,
"How was sex with my son?"
"Hmmm it was alright"
That's fucking hilarious.

>>38139036
More detailed than that even, it's really gross and embarassing. Like I've heard talked about what I did, how long I lasted or what I asked for, stuff like that.

>>38139206
your mom wants that dick anon
you know what you have to do

>>38138604
>>38138928
>>38139206
fuck, reading that turned me on. i wished my mom hooked me up with her friends

>>38139221
I don't think so, she teases me about it.

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>start seeing a prostitute regularly
>we chat a lot too
>become friends
>haven't had sex in ages
>she's the only one who ever remembers my birthday and she even buys me gifts
>tfw my family cares less about me than some girl I used to pay for sex

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>>38137703
>someone who cares about you

love is a myth, anon it only exists in you, so love yourself and love being.

>>38139263
and girls tease their crushes she wants that dick boi

Based mom.

Orgimon.

>>38139293
degenerate mom. OP should show his virtue and call her out on it.

>>38135784
tell her you prefer her instead.

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>>38139267
>getting friendzoned by a prostitute

>>38139315
It's not friendzoning, at least not from her. I stopped paying for sex because I don't really have a sex drive anymore. I just stopped caring about a year ago because I hit a new level of misery. Most nights I'd rather lay in bed and imagine what it would be like if I had specific superpowers.

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>>38139302
>retarded grandfather tells me i have no brain because i said strippers have no morality and that unlike me they at least had a job

cant believe those people. bunch of retards completely

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>"Get dressed, Champ. I'm taking you to see one of my best pieces, I won't take no for an answer. She's got loving that can last a man all night long. Now, why the glum face? All you have to do is strip her down, unzip your pants, and give her a firm handshake."

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>>38139267
this actually happened to me
>see this expensive hooker 2-3 times per month
>see she has a ps4 one time
>eventually get the courage to ask her about it
>she plays fucking realm reborn
>shows me her collection basically a normie but loves FF games
>decide to pay to just play vidya with her
>really fun
>do same again but fuck after it
>call her again after a few weeks
>sorry anon I dont think we should see each other sexually anymore just as friends
kill me

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>>38139416
>friendzoned by a prostitute
Fuck man that's rough.

>>38139416
proof that only retards play ffxiv

>>38139448
at least she sees me for free now probably out pity

>>38139479
You managed to get a prostitute to >do it for free anon? Smooth as fuck.

>>38135784
This literally happened to me like 5 months ago and I said no and then ended up hiring one by myself.
Can someone give me a good backstory to replace the hooker story for losing my virginity?

>>38139416
I could still fuck her if I wanted. I guess I just don't want to. I don't even really look at porn anymore. I still favorite new stuff on exhentai from artists I like but I never look at it.

>>38137703
If you're under 25 just wait

>>38139416
I would be surprised if she was conflicted about her feelings towards a customer

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I've been to 3 different AMPs and seen one escort from Backpage. I wish I had any stories but everything's been pretty unremarkable. Just ponos in vagoo in different positions until I finish hilariously quickly. kill me senpai

>>38139412
I just knew you'd post here.

>>38139555
checked

Last time I fucked a prostitute it was two months ago after a period of not having sex of three years. I came in like two minutes. She made fun of me while lighting up a blunt. I asked if I could fuck her again after a bit but she said I'd have to pay again. I was going to complain and say I'm paying by the hour and not the orgasm but I was too beta. We spent the next forty five minutes or so smoking weed and drinking beer. She was one of those super uneducated Puerto Rican types. I gave her my number because I was drunk.

She called me two weeks later asking what I was up to and said this time shed charge $50 less and let me fuck her as much as I want for the hour and I said I'd get back to her but never did.

>>38139793
OP's lead-in was just too perfect to resist.

>>38135784
Honestly I'd just save up the hooker money until I could upgrade parts of my pc

>>38139206
i dont think you need me to tell you this, but your mom's a whore