What is kissing (real french kissing) like? Do you literally

>>38135763
Its fun. Thats pretty much it. I just do it like I see in the movies (i kissed like 2 girls tho).

>>38135861
That's 3 too many. Get the fuck off of my board Norman

>>38135763
It's like a thumb war with your tongues.

>>38135898
You're a shit kisser.

OP, just stick your tongue out, try to stab her face with it,
and don't forget to drool everywhere and slobber over her face.

all the while make it as mechanic as possible.

i'm sure wiki will teach you step by step like an autist, you fucking robot moving shit kisser drooler


books will never be able to teach you how to be a good kisser. you are not sensual, you're technical and you slobber.

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Son, you are off topic again. Today I'm going to drive you to the nearest few companies, and what you're going to do is simple. Look him in the eye, shake his hand, and tell him you want the job. Simple as that. I'll grab the car keys, champ.

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>>38135763
>anon has a spit fetish

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>>38135966
"Couldn't agree with you more, Jim. Lads these days are overlooking one of the most important features in quality men, the handshake."

>>38135763
Of course you "swap spit" you're littering shoving your tongues into each other's mouths. You can do it a whole bunch of different ways, from just touching the tips of your tongues together when you kiss to full-blown attempts to shove your tongue down their esophagus. You can also get teeth involved, lightly, it's kind of interesting.

Also it's flavourless unless they've eaten something recently, this actually caught me off guard the first time, for some reason I thought kissing would have a taste associated with it.

>>38135763
>What is kissing (real french kissing) like?
Really fun. I could kiss for days.
>Do you literally "swap spit"
Ideally, no. Clear your mouth of excess spit before you tongue duel. Take occasional breaks to swallow spit, kiss their neck or something at these times.
>Are you supposed to tangle your tongues togethr?
I do massaging movements with my tongue on their tongue and lips. No stabbing or lapping with your tongue.