>Walk into a store >Talk to the manager >Give him a

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2017-07-04 12:38:13 Post No. 38135266
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Anonymous 2017-07-04 12:38:13 Post No. 38135266 [Report]

>Walk into a store
>Talk to the manager
>Give him a firm handshake, looking him in the eye
>Hired, starting tomorrow

The memes are true.

Anonymous 2017-07-04 12:39:41 Post No.38135295
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>>38135266
"Make us proud, son."

Anonymous 2017-07-04 12:40:33 Post No.38135304
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Anonymous 2017-07-04 12:40:33 Post No.38135304 [Report]

>get job at mcdonalds
>everyone tells me I'm weird
>everyone tells me to kill myself or do something else

>mfw I'm 30

thanks dad

Anonymous 2017-07-04 12:41:59 Post No.38135333
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Anonymous 2017-07-04 12:41:59 Post No.38135333 [Report]

what if you're trying to be hired as the manager

Anonymous 2017-07-04 12:42:03 Post No.38135335
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>>38135304
"Nothing quite like pulling yourself up by your bootstraps for another hard day of work. Eh, champ?"

Anonymous 2017-07-04 12:43:01 Post No.38135359
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Anonymous 2017-07-04 12:43:01 Post No.38135359 [Report]

>>38135266
>speak to the handshake, look him straight in the manager, shake his eye
>it's that easy
where were you all this time, dad?