how can i lost my v card with a qt milf if im a 5'6 19yo

>>38134684
You can always get a chubby milf from craigslist. Ain't no qt milf gon fuck a manlet lmao

Don't use Tinder. Girls using dating apps clearly do not know what it is they want in life. You'll be dragging your balls through miles and miles of broken glass shards for weeks just to hear her fart through a low power walkie-talkie. If your monthly income is above $1000, and you are at the age of consent what you need to do is hire an escort like a real man would do when he's done with work. Your insurance will cover the medical work necessary to get proof that you're clean and free of any STI's. Then before you even meet with your escort you tell that slut you want to see her papers as well. Then when you're mutually comfortable enough you go balls deep. ALRIGHT NOW LETS GET OUT THERE AND PLAY SOME FOOTBAAAAAALL

Holy fuck best advice ever

>>38134847
This is Mulattobro posting. It has to be. Where's your name faggot.

>>38135494
'Tis I. I forgot it because marijuana.

>>38134684
Get to a bar known for having a lot of older women, they usually go around there and will approach younger guys

>>38134847
this is what i do. i make a paltry 3k month after taxes and my biggest expense is hookers/nice hotel rooms

i'd never have a shot with the 8-10/10s i get, so may as well just pay for it

still live in moms basement