I have to pass a drug test in 8 days and I HAVE to smoke weed

>>38134605
Do some cardio a couple of times before your test (some jogging or just go for brisk walks) and drink plenty of water. Eat fruit and veggies with your meals

>>38134605
Also avoid fatty foods or oils. This will speed up blood flow and new blood creation

Niacin, it will help flush your system, also sweat a lot and do cardio, thc is stored in fat.

Ultimately it's a risk since thc can stay in system for months even.

un-smoke the weed

>>38134605
Unless they aren't trying to find weed there's now way you pass if you've smoked in the last month

HAHAH enjoy trying to enjoy your weed in a social setting knowing your life is fucked

piss in a condom before you smoke and freeze it.

>>38134605
Take some soap, salt or bleach with you. You can ruin the sample by adding it. Or if the toilet has clear water you can put some in your urine to dilute the sample.

how about stop using illegal substances you fucking retard. i think that's a viable option

You could not smoke the weed. She's not gonna fuck you because you toked up.

>>38134605
>I HAVE to smoke weed tonight.
Haha, weed is so totally not an addictive illegal drug that forces you to use it even though it will cause negative repercussions for you, amirite my dude?

>>38135227
this OP. no one thinks smoking weed is cool. every single useless cunt does it
and i say this as a huge stoner myself

>>38135271
smoking weed is cool it's just associated with being a badboy or loser.

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Heres what you do OP
>Get some yoghurt
>right before doing the weed, eat the yoghurt
>the yoghurt will line the inside of your stomach stopping the weeds from getting into your system

Just make sure you drink from the bong right after eating the yoghurt or else it wont work.

>>38134605
Just study, bro. The test ain't that hard.

>>38134605
Move to a state where it is legal, and you don't have to worry about it.

>>38135444
Except it being legal doesn't stop employers from having a zero tolerance for it.

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