I used tinder once for about 3 hours and I'm now in a 6

>>38132452
I wanna know who the fuck is this

>>38132452
REEEEEEEEEEE WHERE'S MY GAMER GF. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Every time I come on /r9k/, I'm even further convinced to download tinder.

> tinder
> virgin

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

> *breathes in, adjusts fedora*

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>38132452
Tinder works if you are hot

Most robots are not, hence we are 25+ virgins

Why was she using tinder? Why haven't you taken her virginity yet?

Also, you should've told her that you're a virgin. You're both going to be awkward during the first time. She'll know you haven't done this before and consequently lose a little bit of trust in you. Plus, perhaps she would've felt nice about losing it to someone who hasn't lost it yet either.

>>38132452
>> 6 months in relationship
>> Still haven't had sex
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38132452
So, how did you open wit her?

>>38132567
This. She's probably asex or damaged, OP. That's not normal.

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>>38132452
Dont listen to the niggers in here saying you should be stressed.

You know her and that is literally enough for this to go well.

Some guys try to lose their virginity with a rando and it ends in erectile dysfunction. So you are in the clear, my dude.

>>38132534
Because she was really low, had just left uni without really ever getting involved in the uni life, socialising, boys etc.

She says she just had enough of being alone and went for it.

Neither of us could believe we actually went on a date and met on tinder. It's a bit of a joke now that we are on the longest one night stand of our lives.

And in regards to the virgin thing she has no idea because I play everything of super confident. She'll have no idea when we fuck.

>>38132606
Just because it's not normal doesn't necessarily mean it's bad.

For people allegedly shunned by society, you guys are pretty judgemental.

>>38132452
tinder is just a meme tho

>>38132567
Because she's a virgin and a nervous about it. It's actually 4 months. Was generalising.

>>38132534
>you should've told her that you're a virgin... She'll now you haven't done this before...
This is a myth perpetrated by roasties who want to be told if a guy is a virgin so they can reject him. Just because you're awkward and weird at sex doesn't mean you're a virgin and women won't assume you're a virgin, they'll just assume you're not good at having sex.

Message to all robots: if you ever think you're in a situation where you may have sex, under no circumstances tell the woman you're a virgin. She may be ok with your virginity, may even be excited to be your first, but the more likely reaction is that she says "oh anon, that's sweet. But you should probably lose it to someone more important to you" or "I don't want to have the responsibility of being your first". Worst case scenario, she straight up rejects you for being a virgin. This has happened to me multiple times and I didn't lose my virginity until I started lying about it.

>>38132652
>She'll have no idea when we fuck

Sex with a virgin isn't as easy as you think it is. Sure, I was confident about the kissing and touching part as well. But when it came to deflowering my ex girlfriend, things were completely different. It took me several attempts to stretch her properly. In hindsight, I'm very happy to have told her that I'm a virgin as well.

>>38132573
She opened with me.

Bonded over how awful people are on tinder.

Does she never ask about times youve had sex? Curious to know how you would make it convincing.

>tfw have multiple one night stands from tinder
>tfw had over 5 girlfriends that were virgins
>tfw each new gf I tell her I'm an inexperienced nervous virgin as well

I just want the perfect qt waifu for me.

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>>38132452
>Gamer girl
>Pokemon

>>38132708
chad pls go

oreamosz

>>38132678
Why would you want to lose your virginity to someone who rejects you based on it?

>>38132714
Not him but when you act confident enough, women assume you've had sex. I've literally told girls I'm a virgin and they think I'm joking. I told a girl I was a virgin once and she said "lol probably in your ass"

>>38132714
She hasn't really. I've just vaguely talked about a few girls I've been with on very short term basis so she's inferred from that that I've fucked.

>>38132735
Why would you tell them that. You should have just dominated them.

>>38132487
I ask of you, why not. There pretty much are no downsides for trying it.

>>38132775
Another female myth
>Well if she turned you down for being a virgin, she wasn't worth it anyway
>as if she's missing out
>as if she can't shoot one text and have another dick to fuck
Because pussy is pussy and most guys don't give a shit who they lose their virginity to, they just want to lose it.

>>38132858
I don't want to scare them away or think I'm a manslut even though I am. I would only marry a girl who's a virgin before me.

>>38132872
That's true. Most guys don't give a fuck about who they lose it to, and it's probably better to lose it to some random slut than carry it around until it becomes an obstacle in normal interaction. You're correct.

>>38132678
I second this 1000%. I've had two girlfriends, one was a virgin who I told, that I was not a virgin and had slept with many (didn't give her a number tho) was more than okay with that fact (even though I was a virgin at that point, I ended it before we slept together. A couple of months later I lost my virginity on a one night stand, she clearly had a lot of sex, she picked up that I was nervous.

I told my current gf again, that I've slept with many, she has slept with one person prior. She seems to dig the fact I have sexual experience, even though I really haven't.


NEVER, EVER, ADMIT YOURE A VIRGIN. And if you come across those articles that say, oh if they're into you they won't care - I wouldn't test that, fuck them and tell them after if you really have to, if they finish with you, she's a notch on your bed post and you can use that to gain more confidence in sleeping with other girls. If she sticks with you, shit happens, if she breaks up, still lie and say you've slept with many.

It's just the way it works, girls like guys who have had experience

>>38132835
Thing is, even if you watch videos, the actual act is still different. Like you will struggle to to place your penis where it wants to go, your hand to when you touch her

>>38132735
Yep. Death penalty for this virgin deflowering degenerate. Are you fucking retarded or something?

I've had tinder for 3 days. I've swiped right on everything 5/10 or better. I have 7 matches, ranging from 5-7/10.

I see myself as a 7/10. Do my results confirm that? I live in a small city too by the way. Like 60,000 people.

>>38132775
because i want to fuck you stupid shithead fuck off with your superiority nigger bullshit FUCK OFF

Not even going to read this thread but the fact that she was on tinder in the first place confirms that she's a slut.

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I think I look good for a manlet, though I'm too autistic to get any matches. I have a modest bio but no pictures of me with other people. My area is 90% catfish and I don't find any of the real girls attractive.

>>38132452
>23
>on tinder
>is virgin
OP i have some bad news and ur gonna find out what it is when u see how wide dat pucci is LOL

>>38132452
>Girl i've known for 4 years since high school
>Love her deeply
>Actually ask her out again and she says it could've happened if I had asked earlier because she's already involved with someone and doesn't want to just leave him like that.

I fucking hate anxiety, it's hindered me from doing a lot of things in my life and i'm fucking tired of it.