ITT: We describe ourselves and others will give a place perfect

>likes scented candles and other things that make the area smell good
>likes comfy chairs and furniture
>has been in prison and regularly engages in criminal activity
>cooks often, rarely eats out unless the place is 10/10 food. keeps a lot of cooking utensils and cookbooks and timers
>needs a secret place to store money and guns
>smokes cigarettes, but likes smoking outside because the smell of tobacco on furniture is a no-no
>plays a good amount of vidya, but not autistic so not into PC gaming

>>38129826
Somewhere in New England, where there are a lot of old mansions and tourism around HP Lovecraft.

>>38129944
Las Vegas for you, my friend. It gives you the lawlessness you crave.

>>38129944
I'm thinking outside of Cleveland Ohio. Pretty decent and apparently it's "making a comeback"

Ok, here's mine
>>Like warm weather, snow is horrible
>>On permanent NEETbux, not much in income but no need for a job
>>Like strip clubs
>>Not super outdoorsy
>>Like to drink
>>Needs some social activity
>>Afraid of spiders
>>In decent health
>>Likes cigars once in awhile

>>38130479
St.Petersburg Florida. Or Ybor if you don't mind the smell of piss in the air in exchange for cheaper rent.

>>38129826
Savannah GA for sure. There are all kinds of creepy/depressive/sludgey buildings and curiosities. There are some bible thumpers but they know better

>>38129826
>Likes the snow
>Wants to own a decent chunk of land, maybe grow various kinds of fruit.
>Likes windy places

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>love cold weather, cold enough to kill all insects and keep most people inside
>don't mind the rain or snow
>want to work as a forensic pathologist
>really enjoy museums, art galleries, botanical gardens and amusement parks
>love wearing gothic lolita
>don't need any social activity so long as I can get a good internet connection
>beer is my lifeblood

>>38130600
Sounds skanky enough for me, meng.

>>38130818
Tacoma Washington is perfect for you.

>>38130687
Literally almost anywhere in the midwest of US. Just keep those fruits watered and stay out of tornado alley.

>Likes big cities
>Don't want to live in a rich neighborhood
>Don't want to live in the ghetto either but I'm fine with it if I have to
>Want to be close to liquor stores, meat markets, gas stations, department stores etc
>Don't care what my house/apartment is like as long as it's not expensive because it's basically gonna be a place to sleep and store shit

>>38130930
I guess that makes sense, since I was originally from Minnesota, and both my parents are mid-western. I'm not much of a fan of North Carolinian heat, and I kind of want to go back.

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>>38131339
Take it a step higher and try West Virginia. Less of a chance for heat stroke and still close to your roots.

>>38131401
I kind of want to move to the small town in northern Minnesota where my mother grew up, and where y grandparents live, but I doubt I would find a job nearby with the specific profession I'm aiming for.
West Virginia might be nice, since I also have a friend who lives there, and I would be not too far away from my family in the mid-west and NC.
Does West Virginia get plenty of snow though?

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>like rain, HATE sunny weather
>Need good internet
>Room to grow some plants in yard
>/cyb/