"B-but, Dad, the store wants me to apply online. That's

Son, you go down there and you look the manager square in the eye and give him a firm handshake right this instant.

>he doesn't use google maps to find every store and apply there online and then deny the applications, collecting NEETbux while saying you're looking for a job

"Son... I don't think you're understanding me..."

File: 12901322.jpg (110KB, 590x350px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 590x350px

>>38129394

No excuses son.

>>38129518
Is he sacrificing his heart for the Handshake God? What a good father?

>>38129555
One of the last and most firmest handshakes