>"son, all you need to get a gf is a car" >get

>>38125595
If the only thing you can think in is getting a girlfriend maybe you shouldn't even have one. First get yourself a life.

>>38125631
>get a life
Okay so what do I need to do in order to "get a life"?

>>38125644
Go out, have fun

>>38125644
Fuck that other guy and your dad op. Idk when it's going to be our turn but I'm going to keep at it I'm 26 also

>>38125644
Stop doing everything just because you want a gf and do what YOU want to do. Socialise like a human being and not like a mad dog looking for meat.

>>38125677
But I can't. Ever since about 18 I've started to become socially anxious, and it's getting worse. I'm feeling worse overall each day. I just want to stay in my room and drink.

>>38125683
I wish I had that same optimism. But if girls didn't like me when I was 17 and mentally healthy, why would they like me now that I'm 25 and a depressed schizoid?

>>38125698
>do what YOU want to do
I do. I sit on my computer and Google things relating to suicide.

>Socialise like a human being
I can't anymore. There's something weird about me. I can see it, and so can everyone else. I've become a misfit over the years.

>>38125711
Staying in your room and not going outside will only make things harder for you. Force yourself to go outside, at least once a day for like 20 mins. Take a walk. Relax.

>>38125841
Yeah I tried that shit when I was like 19. It didn't work.

I know it's easy to get a gf. All you need to do is not be scared of people, go outside, talk to a girl who is less attractive than you, and you'd have a decent chance.

But I can't do that.

>>38125910
>i know it's easy to get a gf


It's not

>>38125595
you obv need to change your lifestyle

establish a new group of friends
hang out with said friends
have them invite you to social situations where girls they know will be present (bars, parties, bbq's etc)
meet future grilfriend

girls are genuinely as dtf as men are you just have to talk to them which i know is extremely difficult with you neckbeards

>>38126670
But people don't want to be my friend -- that's the thing. I went to my work's first Christmas party, and everyone just took the piss out of me. Not that I can blame them. I'd probably take the piss out of me, too. I'm a nervous mouse of a man.

"get friends" is very easy to say, but it's hard to actually do when you're scared of even leaving the house.

>you just have to talk to them
Last time I talked to a girl, she said "you're weird, anon. everyone thinks you're weird".

>>38125595
Why do you WANT a gf? They just want your money and always leave for Chad.

>>38125644
Just be yourself anon, girls appreciate that and when the right one comes she will notice.

>>38126932
I dunno. Maybe it's not that I want a gf, but that I'm upset that they don't want me. I've never had a girlfriend, so I guess I can't see any down-side to it.

>>38127315
>Just be yourself
But I'm a nervous, paranoid schizoid. I think the reason I don't have a gf is that I am myself. If I were someone else, I'd probably have a gf.

>>38125677
I do this though. I go to anime cons and have two different D&D groups I meet with twice a week.

>>38127355
girl (male) here, i'll be your practice girlfriend

Maybe you shouldn't listen to your fuckin dad for gf advice you manic depressive dependent cunt.

>>38127458
sure. where do you live?

originalblox

>>38127520
georgia originally

>>38127598
oh. okay. nevermind, then.

thanks, though

>>38127640
how unfortunate. where are you anon?

>>38125595
heres what you need to do to get a gf.
look her in the eye, address her has miss, and give her a firm handshake.

>>38127683
UK

>>38127695
hahaha

people who meet their spouses at such a young age are just as, if not more cowardly than the incels on this board

too afraid to find someone else, so they settle with someone who shared the same juvenile interests as them at the time

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>turn 18
>get driver's license because parents hound me about it non-stop, even though I keep telling them I have zero need for it
>fast forward 4 years
>now 22
>have driven a total of three times, all of them because parents used me as their personal taxi
>last time I drove was when I was 18
>parents come visit
>mom tells me I should get a car
>tell her I have zero need for a car, as I live in the city center and can just walk/bicycle everywhere or take the bus/a taxi if I need to go farther or to a highly specific location
>also tell her that its a waste of money to just have a car rusting up in the parking lot
>she seems offended by my lack of interest in owning a car
>"Girls like guys with cars"
>tell her thats a shit reason to buy a car
>she gets visibly angry and changes the topic
>mfw
Why do old people get angry when someone doesn't legitimately need a car? If I actually needed a car I'd already have bought one

>>38128164
she doesn't give a fuck about you having a car

she wan'ts you to be a normie and provide her with grandchildren

>>38128302
She just wants a personal cab driver to drive her to the supermarket.

>>38125595
How to get grillfriend 101:
1.get a well paid job
2.save money
3.buy nice clothes,car(rent),etc.
4.hire wingman
5.hook up with random grill
6.PROFIT


OR

1.Make life insurances for your parents
2.kill them
Do steps 3,4,5,6

>>38128829
+1. This will actually work.