My advice to all beta cucks on 4chan is simple.Grow a beard

if I had enough testosterone to grow a beard I wouldn't be in this mess

I grew a mustache instead but get no pucci

>>38124740
i'm 23 and have no facial hair. how am i supposed to grow a beard??

>>38124740
>implying I can grow a beard

Mine comes in too thin. Maybe I just haven't let it grow long enough but I can't imagine it'd get much better.

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beards are cool it's like having a lion's mane
>tfw no beard bf

I'm getting a bit of it but I can't get a gf. It's not the same without it being your gf ;_;

>>38124795
I read somewhere that severe anxiety can have negative effects on hair in general.If you guys live under stress try to chill.

>>38124740
I want to increase my chances of getting hired and I don't want to look like a tryhard lumbersexual hipster mindless sheep faggot. Stop changing your politics and appearance every time society wants you to and you'll find your life will start to improve.

>>38124795
23 is when I started to grow my mustache

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>>38124740
>tfw can't grow a beard
pic related is what I'm stuck with.
just turned 27 btw

>>38124740
But I can't grow a beard, anon. I just shave everyday and look like an ugly girl instead.

>>38124740
>24
>cant grow a beard

oh well

>>38124900
I am pretty sure if you looked like that everyone would hire you faggot

>had chin hair since 14
>full beard at 16/17
>mustache starting to grow in now at 23
I want that full combo

This is meme advice. I just shaved mine yesterday and my online friend said i looked alpha with a beard.

Shit doesnt work brehs.

>>38124740
>tfw superior full beard, but autistic af

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>>38125059
Can you spot the difference?

>>38125149
All the women he fucks are paid whores because he's a mega manlet with no personality on top of it. Not helping your point.

>>38124740
Don't you have to shave either way when going to work?

>>38125149
This nigga is ugly with or without the beard. Everything he gets is because of money

>>38125314
depends on the job, when I worked as an AC man they gave zero fucks.
graduated and went into IT and they made me mow it, I think all company/office jobs are like that though

I can't support growing a beard, it's itchy asf and irritating

>>38124740
Mine looks like a hobos beard and hipsters suck dix anyway

>>38124740
Yeah right you fucking broscience shithead that won't work. Beards are for ugly people with asymmetrical bottom faces. I'm far more attractive than any of those mongoloids plus I love my face and it's youthfulness. I refuse to be put on the same level as the subhumans

>>38125505
>Beards are for ugly people
>posts on /r9k/

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>>38125613
>doesn't realize the demographics of the site have changed
>less wizards, more failed normies, cyborgs and really awkward average looking spergs