>want to go for a haircut tomorrow >So nervous and scared

>>38123108
Godspeed, anon. I'll have to do the same soon. My hair has grown too long but I hate barbers.

>>38123548
Fucking scared m8, i cant even sleep.

>>38123613
The initial anxieties are the worst. If you think about it too much then decide you won't go tomorrow. I noticed that planning such things is never a good thing. It's better to do it on the same day you make the decision. Careful not to procrastinate for too long, though.

>>38123108
Thank god for benzos. I always take a little bit before things like that.
t. anxiety pro

>>38123108
How autistic do you need to be to be afraid to get a haircut, jesus.

>>38123752
>t. dumb normalfag

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>>38123108
Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you. That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god? Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yorself.

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>>38123108
"Just grow your hair out and comb it over, son. Nobody will notice."

>>38123108
>getting a normcut
Hoenstly, my hair and autistic personality are what separate me from the normgroids. It's currently shoulder length

>>38123108
Just buy a hair clipper set and never visit the barberjew ever again

I've been doing my own hair for years and people give me complements on it.
You'll probably fuck it up occasionally though, those times call for a full shave.

I'm the same way, anon. But you have to go through that door, say hi and sit down. Don't wait too long.

>>38123108
that's why I bought clippers online and now I just give myself a buzz cut every few months. I probably look like shit though

>>38123918
My hair starts to curl up when it grows to my shoulders. So annoying.
What if I just cut it behind my neck? Will I look like a retard afterwards?

>>38123990
Yeah, that'd probably look stupid. I just let it go. It's naturally curly, but if it's messy in the morning and I care, I just rub some water over it and it'll be in good shape.

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>grow out hair
>become trap
>get dick