>got blackout drunk at family's bbq yesterday >faintly

>>38122237
jump out the fucking window and dash bro

>>38122237
White people and their alcohol/10

Porn + low IQ = OP

>>38122237
said you was drunk and didn t know what you was saying
.

pack your bags and move away

you should probably also take some time off the internet

>>38122237
Her socks are dirty af.

>>38122322
I think that's really cute tbqh senpai

>>38122389
The more I look the more I can see it as being cute, yes.

>>38122410
It's like something you would see on a little naive girl :3

>>38122322
>her

it's literally a man bent over you twat

>>38122237
You just left the closet to your family

>>38122926
But she has a ponytail and is wearing a cute blouse. Boys don't wear blouses.

>>38122237
That sad neglected shriveled up dick and balls. :^(

>>38122237
I wanna put that cock and balls in my mouth

>>38122237
have you considered suicide?
also: braaaaaap

>>38122410
Lmao aren't you influenced easily

>>38122237
Alcoholic here.

If anyone mentions it apologise and say I was just drunk and copied some stuff I heard online I didn't even know what I was saying.

If they don't mention it but give you funny looks act normal if it feels right apologise.

If they are understanding (everyone gets smashed now and then man shit happens) just don't bring it up at all.

After a bad night I feel like crap but as long as I've not hurt my self or anyone else or done anything illegal I'm okay.
>>38122286
Fuck off niggers get mores drunk than anyone I've ever seen and they go full monkey.

>>38123802
I single handedly took an apartment building hostage with fire extinguishers and an umbrella in an Asian country (not going to say which) while I was blackout drunk, i fucked the whole place up really bad and even took a shit in the lobby then blasted it with fire extinguisher.

>>38122237
am i gay if i want to lick that gooch?

>>38124691
it'd only make you gay if you were also a girl

>>38124691
Gay = men attracted to masculine attributes
It is only gay to NOT want to caress that bunt with your tongue and taste the sweet wetness

>>38122322
>her

let this comment pass please

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>>38122237
There is a 100% chance that your parents (and everyone else in your miserable life) knew you are a huge dick-licking, ball-gargling homo butt-pirate even if you are in denial.

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>>38124691
It's a little bit gay, anon...

>>38125237
Fuck me I just can't resist smooth taints and balls. It's a curse. Three years ago I would have sworn on my life I was straight, and now I get hard and my mouth literally waters seeing this pic.

>>38122237
>>got blackout drunk at family's bbq yesterday
At first read, I thought you said you got blacked at your family party.
Which is probably what you want anyway, turbofaggot

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>>38125347
Sounds pretty normal to me~
I bet licking at and sucking on such a cute taint would be really fun