>talking to a girl from /r9k/ who seems to really enjoy talking to me but she's way out of my league
>would be a stacy if it weren't for her mental problems
How do I make her love me?
Girls with mental issues are easy to bed. You just need to tell her what she wants to hear.
>>38119398
She doesn't want you don't be a fool she only wants Chad.
>>38119398
>mental problems
Elaborate? Depending on the severity you could salvage it.
>>38119398
>How do I make her love me?
Have a sexy accent (canadian, scottish, exotic)
Be a bad boy (skateboard, surf, play sports)
Be socialable, have friends that you constantly hang out with, because I would want to make my bf choose between me and his friends
And workout but tell me you are doing it for me, infact, make everything you do, make it about me.
And dont cling to me, i need my freedom as well. But be controlling and jealous. But dont control me. Just try to control me. I wont let you but it will be fun.
>>38119398
hope she has a crazy kink that is impossible to find a partner who truely is into it then you pretend you like it until you do, at which point she will have scratched her itch and realize you are beneath her and break up with you,now you've developed this rare kink and can't find a new partner who will indulge you in it.
Seems pretty obvious desu
>>38119756
There are probably millions who would fulfill that kink
>>38119398
I wish hot girls from /r9k/ would talk to me