STEP RIGHT UP
TAKE A DOG HOME TODAY!
>dogs cannot lose or gain any abilities
>dogs cannot age past current age
>you cannot get rid of the dog once you have possession of it
>dogs cannot be killed
>dogs will live your exact lifespan
Choose...
>theodore!!
what a perfect qt
ron jeremy is the prettiest but i can't have a dog that won't sleep in bed w me. that's not comfy
>>38117291
Ron Jeremy pl0z
>>38117291
Daniel is my kind of dog, plus I snore too so it makes him so much more relatable.
He's a good boy along with Ron Jeremy.
I would take Molly in as a second or third dog if I had the money, vet bills are just too expensive but she seems really sweet which is nice, even if she smells bad, that's okay with me.
>>38117345
Nice choice.
I'll take Molly just to put it down
>>38118431
That's not nice, wouldn't you want to give her the best life she could have?
>>38118452
>"best life"
>disabled
>looked down upon in any social situation
>picked on by the other doggos
>Chad Knotcock wouldn't even breed her
>doomed to live miserably and ridiculed daily
just grant it the sweet, releasing void of death
>>38118490
You're forgetting that Molly is a roastie.
>>38117291
spagheti is the best, all you need is to put her behind a fence and everything is a ok
spaghetti is objectively the best