little things that make you lose your shit >crack open egg

>>38116589
>losing at vidya

hoooooooooooo you triggered my egg-tism, hate when that shit happens

also
>not enough oil, egg sticks to pan and whites break/turn brown and crispy
>too much oil, eggs turn into a sopping mess and have gross consistency

>>38116589
when I leave the room for like 30 seconds and the doggos eat my food

>>38116589
Who the fuck doesn't?

I can't believe this comment is not butter!

>>38116589
>>38116624
>>38116660
Why do you retards even eat eggs lmao

>>38116675
because they're cheap and good for you. I eat about 6-12 eggs a day.

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>>38116589
>MFW someone puts rice over the beans
I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU TO DEATH UNTIL YOU DIE

>>38116589
Cracking an egg badly and a little shard of shell gets lost within the whites. Fucking surprise crunch ruins the meal

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>>38116757
>4380 eggs a year

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>wageslaving
>love so close to work I can walk home for a 15 minute break
>not enough time to make coffee so I make it before hand and peace it on the table
>mommy pours it down the sink

>numbing irritation on my face that feels like a zit growing.
>want to do nothing but scratch it but know that as soon as I do it will look hideous

>make plans to do something
>my anxiety tricks my brain into becoming so exhausted that I immedietely fall asleep
>was going to go out after work but I passed out and lost what little time I have off

>see cite doggo
>approach it respectfully
>it doesn't pay attention to me.

>>38116959
I'm getting sick of my own phone posting Jesus christ. Fuck Samsung

>>38116757
>good for you
;) Nice one anon really liked it