Why don't you fembots just get a dog? They're way better

>>38110607
Because I travel too much, otherwise I probably would. Dogs seem nice, I'd love to get one and go hiking and walk around with it and look after it.

>>38110607
>Loyal, affectionate, grateful, protective.

awwwwwwwwwwww

Because there are men like this everywhere. <3

And you don't need a dog for that, lol. :) Dogs ARE cute though!

*looks at camera instinctually to insight as much jealousy as she can*

women are psychopaths if you've ever known them, social psychopaths.

women ARE disgusting dogs :^)

>>38110607
I have a dog. It is very rewarding to look after a little buddy and watch his love for you grow. I love coming home and having him run to greet me and lick my face.
I have nightmares about him running on the road sometimes though, that's the price of love.

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I have a pup. She is kinda a butt though.

>>38110607
look comfy as fuck tbhonesto

>>38110607
why don't you get a goat?

>>38110779
i had a goat; they get aggressive during puberty. i had bruises all over my legs constantly and i eventually sold him out of fear.

>>38110779
Most people can't look after goats because they take a lot of room up and need to have places to climb, etc. People who don't have the land for it are horrible and hurting the animals.

I co-own a farm and have a couple of goats, they're wonderful and I really like them. Like dogs that climb like cats. They try to chew on my hair or jeans a lot when I'm sitting down, and they try to jump on my lap even though they are too big and fall off now.

At least if I don't have anyone I'm close to, I have some cute animals and a business.

>>38110607
>They're way better than men. Loyal, affectionate, grateful, protective.
>Loyal, affectionate, grateful, protective.
There exists not a single dog that could be more of these things than I am. Especially not for a woman.

>>38110872
hell of a self esteem issue you got going there anon.

>>38110872
Sounds narcissistic, you sound unpleasant. Don't take the comment about dogs as a hit to your ego.

>>38110872
This reads like something a 14 year fedoralord would post on their facebook.

>>38110872
are you seriously so inferior that dogs make you feel insecure?

>>38110607
i just want a woman to give me a chance.

>>38110872
You sound like a dink. I'd rather have 20 dogs than a whiner like you.

>misguided motherly instinct
ALLAH said a woman has to breastfeed a new man in her company 7 times so that he feels motherly connection and doesn't rape her

I can't afford a house with a yard, or else I would get one probably. I have a cat though, and he is a pretty nice boy.

I'm also voluntarily celibate, though. So even if I don't get a dog I'm definitely not going to pursue a man.

>>38111085
I only love my dog and I want to maim and murder children and rape them with hot irons and dispose of them in the sewer.

>>38110872
Dogs are also cute and good looking, what about you?

>>38111114
Well that's nice. How about a date with destiny, sweetie? All expenses paid by the most high.

>>38110607
That's a god tier dog, most of them are not so fluffy, chill and comfy

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>>38111085
>thinking the love i feel for my dog would ever translate into love for a child

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>>38111140
what the fuck are you trying to say, sandnigger?

>>38110607

So when is she going to start fucking it or at least give it a handy? Don't tell me I got my dick out for nothing here.

>>38111148
Let's make it a double date with, me, god, and
>>38111114
I think you'll have a killer time.

>>38110607
cumulonimbus boye :)

>>38110607
flufe doge

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>>38111036
No one cares, judging buy your pathetic post you're only 15 so you have plenty of time to find someone.

I bet you got really excited when you saw someone replied to your post and thought it would be some cute girl who would save you from your loneliness. Too bad, kill yourself.

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>>38111211
I am actually a messenger of god and he's fine with me having a dog instead of kids.

Because I live in an apartment and work a lot and have a bit of a social life when I'm not working. If I had a house I would have at least 500lb worth of well loved doggos

>>38110905
>>38110911
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>>38111127
you guys are all mean fuck you

I have a dog. He's the cutest.

>>38111380
would you cuck your doggo with another qt doggo?

>>38111448
No, that'd break his poor little heart.

do femanons with dogs hate femanons with cats?

>>38111285
Actually, you are a samefagging soulless narcissist which is quite obvious and I (praise the most high) see right through you. That condition is untreatable but I have a remedy.

>dad makes me get a dog
>says i'm not motherly enough men won't want me i need training this will teach me responsibility etc.
>get tibetan mastiff
>bigger than i am
>worlds biggest teddy bear despite it supposedly being a staunch guard dog
>find out it has poodle syndrome
>bonded with me and only me and is hostile, actively if i'm not present, to others
>now have someone who will kill on the spot in a brutal manner, is unendingly loving, lives for headpats and hugs, will keep me warm in the winter, and i can ride it when needed
Only downsides are the exercise needs, poop clean-up, and eating expense but i'm saving on emotional security, heating bills, and his new pair of saddle bags means i got an extra hand for grocery trips.

>>38111501
you just pbuh'd yourself and i'm the narcissist?
it's called not wanting or liking kids and not being parent material. I got my dog.

>>38111466
Not at all, cats are cute too.

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>>38111462
>implying you wouldn't
oreganopuppper

>>38111466
no, I have a dog and 5 cats.
I love them.

My mom made me keep her dog, I hate that little faggot. It shits everywhere, including on my computer, eats all my stuff the second I look away, and barks 24/7 for literally no fucking reason whatsoever. And animals such as cats and dogs and shit require way to much effort. The only good animals are birbs and lizards/frogs/turtles.

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>>38111565
Vade retro, Satanas! My doggo is all I will ever need.

>>38111538
Shhhhhh... shhhhh... only peace now.

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>>38111359
How else do you expect people to reply to such a cringy comment? When you say stupid shit like that of course you're gonna get called out on it.

You should have children instead.

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What the fuck robot? My pic is 100% original you lying cunt

Tis is >>38111741 for you >>38110872

You are welcome m8

>>38111597
comfy/10 qt pup

I agree OP, I LOVE my dog. It's my life.
I love doing this to it

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What are these dog-polar-bear hybrids called? Some sort of overgrown bleached Chowchows?

t. not a fembot

>>38110607
>got a massive and affectionate dog
>instantly realize i no longer crave having an S.O. the dog ticks off all the boxes that were empty in my life
Should have done this shit sooner.

>>38112103
See
>>38111529

They're massive loving fluffballs who's instinctual method of protecting you is going 15mph into someones throat fangs first then doing that terrier neck break thing and you can train them to just do the tackle.

>>38111699
see this post >>38111114

also kys while you're at it

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>>38112170
Rather not have some hard to train dog then. I don't think I can handle those. I had a German Shepherd years ago and he was the best dog I ever had. I miss him so much.

>>38110607
A dog can not have intellectual conversations. Or have hobbies. Or tell me they love me.
Also fucking dogs would be weird.

Land Lord said I couldn't have a dog. I have to wait a year to the lease to end. Thought I would be un-neet enough to convince my land Lord that I could have a dog in the house. All my neighbor have dogs. I just hug my pillows....

>>38112438
dogs have interests and they tell you they love you by giving you kisses.
you are not supposed to fuck dogs.
also I talk to my dog constantly and he reacts to my tone of voice and words he knows so it's kind of like a conversation.

>>38112545
I understand. I am very good with animals. But I'm also good with psychology and dogs don't have the mental depth to form a relationship like a human does. I have pets. Very loving pets, but I know it wouldn't be the same as being with a man.

>>38112281
>hard to train
Not at all they live to please.
They do something that upset? Watch them never do that again and from then on they look at you for approval of their actions during said action to see the exact moment you're not pleased with it.
They're also fairly smart so things like pointing and labeling work on them so pointing and saying "potty" they'll run out, piss, then come back for their petting.

>>38112799
>it wouldn't be the same as being with a man.

no honey that's the point. men are abusive. a dog did nothing wrong.

>>38110607
>Look up apartments and houses for rent just because.
>No pets
>No pets
>No pets
Plus you can always just visit/work/volunteer at zoos, pet shelters, pet stores and get the same experience for less work.

>>38112920
I guess. But it doesn't stop me from being lonely.
Also though I can't have my own personal evidence as every man I've ever liked has treated me shitty, I still know all men aren't abusive.

>>38112920
This. Dogs will ALWAYS unconditionally love you. Men will sit there and demand some form of reassurance their dick isn't tiny or they're tall enough and they don't get jealous when you so much as sweep your gaze in the general direction of another male. Meanwhile your emotional and caretaker needs are being met.

>>38112987
So dogs are perfect beta orbiters?

>>38112987
But dogs don't even feel love like humans do. They can't comprehend it.

>>38110607
Friendly reminder that women never develop a sense of empathy

>>38112027
>owtheedge.oregano

>>38113135
>this would be something bad
M8, they have overdeveloped empathy. Why do you think women are only thinking with muh feefees, especially in politics? Empathy is the only fucking thing women are bringing to the table and that isn't a good thing.

>>38113135
then why do women perform so much emotional labor? how come soup kitchens are full of female volunteers? how come most missionaries are female? why do females love animals and babies so much?

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>>38113135
>>38113175
can't agree why wombyn r bad

>>38113196
>the 'mother teresa was a good person' meme
nah

>tfw there are dogs out there who have fucked stacys that i would have 0 chance with
>tfw chad is a threat no matter what species we're talking about
fucking dog-Chads i swear

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>>38113196
That's what I fucking meant. Women are the first to volunteer for muh poor people and virtue signal in all directions. Women are born irrational, over emotional heaps of shit that will never even think about making a logical decision.

>>38113243
i hate mother teresa you obese nigger, where the fuck did i say that I didn't? she thought people (even kids) brought their suffering on themselves.

>>38113282
you realize that somebody has to perform those functions, right? also I don't think all of it is virtue signaling. I think just because you don't care about poor people, it doesn't mean other people also don't.

>>38113386
>I think just because you don't care about poor people, it doesn't mean other people also don't.
Yeah, I know that other people do care. My point is that people shouldn't care, but women are inherently overly empathetic, they won't stop caring.

>>38113429
>My point is that people shouldn't care

it's literally human nature to care. Almost all mammalian species are wired to look out for the weak, babies and the elderly in their groups.
Even rats.

>>38113175
This, look at Merkel and her bullshit. For women and general leftism, compassion and good intentions are the rule of the day.

>>38113463
The leftie parties in Germany are voted more by women, while right wing parties are voted more by males. By a pretty wide margin actually, especially the anti establishment right wing parties. Women just don't want to lose muh stability that guarantees a frsh influx of brown cock.

>>38113455
Self preservation is human nature. Empathy is taught. Why do you think young children are incredibly egoistic until they get taught to share and shit by their parents? Solidarity is a construct propagated by people that gain a benefit out of simple minded people falling for that crap.

I would rather cook and eat a dog than keep it as a pet.

>>38113538
Elephants, rats, wolves, dogs, humans, all apes, etc.

all animals that live in groups have an innate preservatory instinct toward the entire group, not just themselves. You can go ahead and look it up if you're not one of those feels>realz niggers

>>38113660
Animals have more than one instint, with a group mentality being one of them. This serves as a extension of the self preservation mechanism, as it is saver to live in a protective group. But if put before the choice of saving the group or saving one own's life, the animal will save itself. The human is the only animal that is actually stupid enough to act against its own most important instinct, atleast in many cases. People started to put vague ideas like their nationaluty, their ideology or soplidarity above their own safety. Why do you think people advocate for open borders? What would speak against shooting intruders on sight for coming in without being invited? You can't find a rational argument for it. You'll have to use humanitarianism and decency as an excuse. Things that have no actual substance in human nature.

>>38113766
>Why do you think people advocate for open borders?

borders are a social construct that restricts freedom.

>>38113538
I have a bone to pick with this statement.
Most pro-refugee/immigrant lefty bitches are actually icked out by middle eastern men. I'm serious. Lefty stacies will go "ALL PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE MIDDLE EASTERNS." until a middle east boy (who's no doubt awkward due to lack of American custom) asks them out and they go "E-EW. CREEPY."
I'm a right wing girl and am attracted to middle eastern men a lot, but I'm still anti-refugee.

>>38113854
>I'm a right wing girl and am attracted to middle eastern men a lot, but I'm still anti-refugee.
I'd call this bait if I wouldn't know out of experience that most le right wing girls are fucking coal burners. Surprisingly many nazi chicks here in Germany and 80% of them are mud sharks. It's fucking hilarious.

>>38113851
Border control and security are the only even remotely legitimate duties of a government if you so desperately want to have one. With full on liberty there'd be more borders, not less. Forced tolerance and inclusiveness is the opposite of freedom. Freedom means I have the freedom of deciding who I accept on my property and who not. Trespassing should be answered by lethal retaliation. A nation wide equivalent would be border control.

>>38113941
Right wing =/= nazi

>>38113941
>my property
>trespassing

pwease no steppy

>>38113960
That's why I called it le right wing. Trust me, I should know. Germans love to generalize left and right spectrums. That'S especially a pain if you're in the libertarian, actual spectrum of right wing.

>>38113941
You must be a libertarian or something.
I don't subscribe to that ideology. I believe in personal property, not private property.

>>38114007
>muh toothbrushes

>>38110607
Seconding this.
I have no friends but two dogs and they're the light of my life. They've done so much for me.
They inspire me to be active and work hard for them. I don't know where I'd be without them. The responsibility of taking care of them keeps me on top of things and they give me so much love in return. I love my doggies.

>>38113989
I am authoritarian right wing, but I'm not a Nazi. Though I do frown on certain types of race mixing. Would never fuck a nigger, for example. But, I can't frown on a nice light tan Persian I must say.

>>38112027
>>38112976
posts like this make these threads worth visiting

>>38113116
what's the context to this

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>>38114066
>light tan Persian
Pic related is even fucking half white. Aside, don't you think you could annoy your daddy more by studying liberal arts or getting pregnant or something?

>>38114058
>tfw just wanna talk about my pups and how much joy they bring me
>go back and read the thread
>it's just political debate and people arguing about nazis and flaming people because of their ideologies or who they wanna fuck
A dog won't care about any of that. They'll love you all the same.

>>38114083
>what's the context to this
It's South America, that shit is on the daily routine.

>>38114102
"I am not aware that Persians have been muddled with other shit and that some pure Persians are so pale that they look white."
Anyway. My dad could give a shit. He's dating a fucking kike.

>>38114027
tangentially related, how come saying "muh x" nullifies all arguments?

>>38110607
I don't need a dog.
I have my cat and my daddy.

>>38110859
Are you a boy?
Pls marry me.
Fembot looking for farmer husband.

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>>38114175
I'm just throwing around memes because it'S fucking 5am here and I don't want to start a full fledged discussion over property rights right now. Sorry to disappoint you, but right now I'll only be shitposting.

>>38114169
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Persians are fucking based anyways. White Sharia and Islam are the way forward :^)))

>>38114211
Sorry. I'm a fembot. Good luck though, I hope you find someone. It's hard when you live like this to meet people.

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>>38114211
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>>38110607
>>Why don't you robots just get a dog? They're way better than women: loyal, affectionate, grateful, and protective.

FIFY