I wish girls had penises and you could impregnate them in

>>38109955
ls pic related you?

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387KB, 706x1000px

>>38109955
>I wish girls had penises and you could impregnate them in their assholes.
But anon, what if I told you there are girls just like that?

>>38109972
lmao'd
don't be a dummy, I doubt that is op.

>>38109955
Does he have really bad skin or is that just seasoning?

>>38109955
He looks like he didnt do that on purpose

Like some muggers just left him like this and stole his shit

>>38110407
The muggers pit boiled water with chicken stock all over him

Confirmed delicious

>>38109955
>Jerry hasnt been around in a while
>He said something about a new recipe once
>Better check if hes alright
>Hmm his house is unlocked
>"Jerry?"
>See OP in varying states of decay
>Goddamnit jerry