>be anon >be 16 >notice I kind of look like a young

>>38109742
obviously it's simple, become original hitler.

>>38109742
>What can I do to look less like Hitler?
You spelled more wrong
>What can I do to look more like Hitler?
Ftfy though so don't worry

>>38109742
Become fat.

>>38109742
pics or no happen originadesu

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why not read up on some non-jew-washed info about hitler and learn that he was one of the greatest men who ever lived?

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>>38109742
grow a full beard then no one will think you look like hitler.

>>38109787
This is really probably the best choice for me. I tried wearing a hat but all it did was frame my face and make the semblance even more uncanny.

>>38109821
I did that but maintaining the beard was too much maintenance for me. Shaved that sucker off after about six months. At least my license still has that picture.

>>38109791
Tell you what, nigger, if you can score some dubs I'll post an image of me with a toothbrush mustache shopped on.

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>>38109961
time for you to post fegboi

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>>38109961
and the race is on

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>>38109961
no way that's gonna happen

>>38109860
Fatler.

>>38109961
Dubs for anons Hitler face

Well post a pic of yourself lest OP is a faggot

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>>38109961
Firstly, you won't.
Secondly, you probably look like a fatter version of, like, his kid. Not like him.
Faggot.

post a pic of else you need nothing from us. hitler was an attractuve man in his youth

Embrace it my dude. Grow the moustache. Move to Germany. Overthrow the government and start the fourth reich

>>38110154
>fatter

Now I kind of want to see someone get dubs.

>>38110166
this nigga, OP post face

>>38110166
Hitler expose yourself!

>>38110166
WINRAR

OP POST FACE OR ELSE FAGGOT

>>38110166
>>38110166
>POST FACE NOW FATLER

>>38110210
>>38110218

That was me, moron. I don't think it counts if I get dubs.

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>>38110218
FUCKING FATLER HAHAHAHAHA

Like I said though, he's gonna look like Hitler's fat son.

>>38110238
Yes it does. Post face along with feet

>>38110244
go faggotler

>>38110244
POST FACE NOW FAGGOT

ORIGINAL SHITE

>>38110238
>>38110244
Well let's see it then, Fatler.

>>38110244
Goddamnit. Alright, time to shave and shower and take a photo. I'll see you assholes in 30 with a pic. Don't let this thread die.

If you actually look like Hitler you should become a trap.

Make a patreon and go try to earn some money from the polfags.

>>38110273
what a fucking faggot

OP is a faggot

>>38110273
The fuck you think this is, Tinder? Take a dirty ass pic of you now, none of us give a shit whether you look good or bad.

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>>38109742
>not embracing the Hitler
>not becoming the Hitler
Those looks were wasted on the likes of you.

>>38109961
Dubs, gayboy.

>>38109961
maybe dubs

>>38109961
Post the fucking picture.
Original comment

>Be OP
>Thinks he looks like a young Hitler
>Starts to don the same haircut and learn the German language
>Jobless because he looks like Hitler
>Found a scientist who needed a testsubject for his teleporter
>Accidently get send back in the past
>Anon encounters a young Hitler
>In panic anon kills Hitler not knowing what to do
>He takes over Hitler's life

75 years later
>Guy who thinks he looks like Hitler makes a thread on a Chinese cartoon imageboard

>>38110273
How long does it take you to shower you damn original comment.

Post that pic boi
Shdhdh

>>38110470
A WHILE

I'm out and going to take a picture in the mirror now. I'll upload it in 10. Goddamn.

>>38109961
Check'um originally if you please may allow me to post

>>38110577
FUCK YES I AM ORIGAMINILY HAPPY

>>38109742
OP it is your destiny to become the second coming of Hitler, you can't stop it, you can't ignore it, it will happen.

>>38110572
>guys i need 10 minutes to take a picture in the mirror

>>38110711
Fuck off with all these dubs. I'm uploading it right now. Some of us have roommates and don't live with out parents, NEET.

>>38110577
Wew lads time to pony up OP or should I say Herr Reichschancellor Fuerher Hitler

Fucking Fatler, man. Doesn't do things correctly, ya know?

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I really hate some of you for getting those dubs before I closed the thread.

>>38110916
You look more like Assad you fucking fag

>>38110916
Attack Poland please.

>>38110916
Not Germanic enough. Need longer top, thinner sides. Nose isn't as triangular.

You look like a thinner-faced Cuban Hitler.

>>38110950
I don't think he looks like Assad. Assad has a smaller face and looks younger, don't you think?

>>38110950
I'm kind of thankful for that.

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>>38110967
It's not like I want to go in and ask for the Hitler haircut.

>>38110916
The good news is, you don't look like hitler.
The bad news is, you look like a lump of overstretched chewing gum.
The worst news is, you thought you looked like hitler despite looking nothing like him, so you're retarded.

>>38111019
That's all good news to me, anon. Thanks. I guess I really don't look a whole lot like Hitler after looking at an objective photograph.

>>38110998
I'm just saying that you don't look that much like Hitler. You facial features do not exude 'Deutsch savior' to me, nor does your current hairstyle.

You don't look like Hitler. Even if you did, why not own it? You could be a Hitler impersonator and excite the Deutschvolk.

>>38111069
I'm just glad other anons are telling me I don't look like Hitler. That shit was weirding me out.

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>>38111104
Why don't you love me, Cuban-kun?

>>38109742
One day you'll invent a time machine and go back to the 1930's.

Also I'm not Cuban I'm 100% white. >:(

>>38111175
You look like someone i could hire to mow my lawn for 5 bucks

>>38111175
What's your eye colour, because other anons are correct, you look like a south American favela member.

>>38111241
Brown.

Please don't tell me I really look a little Hispanic and that's why the Latinos around here greet me in Spanish before they realize I can't speak it too.

>>38111278
Maybe take another picture or two. You look Cuban/'Hispanic white' to me in this image, though.

>>38109742
You're Hitler reborn. Its time to face your destiny and uncuck Germany.

>>38109961
It's worth a try after I've detected all the images with a storefront

>>38111310
You guys make me want to go confront my mother about my suspicions of her infidelity more than take another photo considering how my mother is a Dutch immigrant and my dad is English.

>>38111278
You do indeed look slightly hispanic and confirmed not Hitler because of brown eyes.

>>38111382
Just take another picture or two from a better position.

>>38111402
>falling for the meme that Hitler had blue eyes because of touched up photographs trying to portray him as Aryan

>>38111382
Yeah you're not dutch-english. Studies show ~10% of children don't have the fathers they think they do.

>>38110916
>look like hitler
you hardly look white.

>>38110916
You look less like Hitler and more like Hitler and Waluigi's gay lovechild

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>>38111446
>mfw I start a thread over the paranoia I look like Hitler
>mfw people start telling me I look kind of brown even though I have two white parents

I'm going to go have a smoke and think. Maybe if someone else really wants another pic I'll take one when I get back if someone says something.

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>>38109961
>>38110577
Winrar. Better deliver soon, OP

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>>38111428
Hitler was a blue-eyed Aryan man, don't try to shill your vile leftist lies.

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>>38111492
>I tell you to take another picture twice
>I DUNNO GUYS, I'M GONNA SMOGE 420 SMOGEIT MABEE GIVE ANODER PIGJUR :DDDD:D:DDD

Your credibility as a white man is burning away each minute, Cuban Pete.

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>>38110916
You look nothing like Hitler you fucking fag. And with those fucking lips I'd say you wouldn't even pass as Aryan in Nazi Germany.

>>38110916
wtf is with all these anons saying you dont look like hitler
you look like a cross between hitler and luigi [\spoiler]

>>38110916
you don't look anything like hitler you autist

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>>38110916
t. American mongrel
>pic related

>>38110916
>upper half of face looks like hitler
>lower half of face looks like putin

god double-fucked you on that one

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>>38111492
I'm just gonna take a shot in the dark and say that might be something to do with the camera and the lighting.

Out of curiosity would you say that pic related is a more accurate representation of your skintone than >>38110916? I find that phone cameras can distort colors pretty badly and tend to make things look more yellow than they actually are, so I played around on PS on the off chance that's the case.

>>38111719
A little bit. The light in the bathroom is one of those bright yellow type suckers. I'm kind of tan too from working outside during the summer.

>>38110916
You don't look like Hitler.
But you do look like Waluigi.

>>38111719
You should work in a Greek restaurant

>>38111794
Ahh, well just be aware of that in the future when you're taking pictures of yourself. Natural sunlight is the ideal, though try to white lights want to get good photos of yourself otherwise.

It's a good thing to remember for stuff if you ever are trying to take photos for stuff like online dating and such, which is why I mention it at all. If you have trouble with finding natural light then there's no shame in finding one good photo of yourself in natural light and doing some touchups in a program with photoshop to match the skintone.

>>38111843
>>38111487
That's two for Waluigi

>>38111972
Thanks for the advice, anon. I think I'll have my roommate take a few of me out in the sunlight just for future purposes.